Hi all, I'm new, thought I'd introduce myself.

The names EvaMonkey, I'm male, I'm English, my turn on's include holding hands, Itallian food, long walks on the bea-- Oh sorry I'm reading from the wrong list

*find right list* Ah here we go, I was shown this place by DukeofNoodleness (Hi Nood's) and desided to join up... Hope to meet you all soon

Hey, nice entrance dude!

Welcome!

Well surely you've read what we do to noobies here.

*pours gasoline on, sets on fire, beats with stick then throws into ocean.

Welcome aboard!

Hey, hows it going man? Whats up?

Welcome to UM EvaMonkey

Hey! Glad to have ya. I'm relatively new here, too. So far, everyone's been great. Having sooo much fun!

Hey evamonkey! so glad to have you aboard! Hope to see you around.

Hello and welcome to UM i hope you will enjoy your stay.

Welcome to the forums!

Welcome to the board mate.

Welcome Newbie...

*spells out "Welcome Welcome! have fun on the boards!" in sign language*

[heh its the day of silence today:D]

Warning, this site may be addictive.

Early warning signs include:

All night sessions at the computer.
Heavy research into things you never knew about.
Hysterical laughter at three in the morning.

The list goes on and on.

Welcome.

hun...you will enjoy it here...we all do

Wow, wasnt expecting this kind of welcome

Thanx everyone, I'll do my best not to act too noobish for you all

Welcome! It seems like we will be hearing witty and cute comments from you. Hope ya have fun!

COO COO CACHOO B****!

Welcome Adam....Hope you'll see that unlike your usual forum hangouts this one is full of nice, friendly people. You'll add to the team.....or we'll set Walken on you


*whispers*
Walken, Don't scare him too soon...we want to mess with him first

*looks at Eva with innocent grin*

welcome to UM

Cute and Witty, thats me



...I'm gonna run away now

NOOO!!

Arrgh! Goddamn it!

Addaaamm.....*tempts with banana*

Hey, thats a stereotype... *eats banana* ...doesnt mean I'm not gonna take it tho

And remember, I am the most illustrious member of this site, I rule all!!!
*Arms raised towards the sky*

I am not just a mere man!!! I am A
*trips and falls*

umm. any way, hope you have a fun time man!

Splundig Vur Thrigg!

Squaxx Dek Thargo! ( I dont know exactly what that means, its from 2000AD)

But WELCOME!!

Welcome to the forum!

Heres a nice fruit basket.

Heelo there !! welcome aborad... enjoy the ryde...!!!

Welcome to UM. You'll have a blast here. I'm new too and having alot of fun.

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Welcome fellow Monkey, to the strange forum we like to call, UM.

Welcome to UM, hope you enjoy your stay.

Hurt you? We don't want to hurt you..We just want to play!

Welcome aboard!

yes...we want to play....for ever and ever and ever.


Falco..check your pms damnit

welcome noobie. **Sets the noobie on fire**

You can't throw the guy into the ocean and say, "Welcome aboard!"

You gotta bring him onto the ship first and say, "Welcome aboard!" And THEN you throw him into the ocean!

lol

Welcome to UM!

WElcome! Hope you enjoy it as much as the rest of us are

Hello.
I will try not to hurt you too much. How 'bout we make a deal. Don't touch me, and I won't break your arm. ( I'm just kidding, I've only nearly done that to one person.) I'm sure we'll get on great. Especially since i didn't bother to look at your name. Who are you?
Welcome, from Wild Woman

EvaMonkey.
I don't like monkeys. Rabid little germ balls, thats what they are. don't give me rabies, Please!
Answering my own question.
Did you know that the new Doctor who's will be on Mid-May? it's great.

dont worry we wont harm you.
on the other hand......

welcome welcome...

Ah, good point. But its a little too late for that now.