Let me know if i've missed any

I think you've missed a letter in 'Tells self jokes, and laughs like the've never heard'm before'

*Pssst* SaRa this is the humour section... please post humourously...

The whole "Thinks that speeding help avoid being spotted by cops is a good one." They definitely won't notice you then!

It was either the first choice or the last choice, I finally decided on the last one.

I talk to myself all the time and I'm not stu......oh hell....

Hey, Nik, I got one more you could have added to the list.
"Makes threads like this"

I always thought that those of us who talk to ourselves were just crazy.

Crazy is better than stupid!

It's not talking to yourself it's aswering thats the problem...but then again I answer myself all the time. Well, not all the time.

oh yes you do...

not all the time...

a lot of the time...

okay, a lot of times...

wait, I'm not...no not me...

And just what are you implying?

SC

As long as you're the one answering yourself.....if not, then we just go straight to slap-ass crazy.....

I had to go for the toothpaste/bengay one. Oh, that would be nasty to get mixed up! Well, if you got bengay instead of toothpaste, it would. If you got it the other way around it'd just be messy and if you didn't realize it, when you went to the doctor for your sore muscles you might have to explain what that white stuff all over you was.

"Stupid is, as stupid does." ---Mama gump

I talk to myself all the time.

I always though not actually getting jokes was stupid...then I didn't get one in this thread

I talk to myself a lot, but that doesn't mean that I'm stupid.
I like to talk to myself, but I'm not always listening.

'I'm not stupid. I just don't apply myself as much as others' - me

man i must be a total stupid head then

I juust thought about how it may feel like if you confused your electric toothbrush for a nosehair trimmer.

Are you sure you don't know frist hand, Nik?

well, maybe not frist hand. But it's could be possible if someone were maybe, let say...drunk?

How about this one
You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.