D A M N I T O L > >> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8
full hours.
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T > >> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
rendering preschoolers >unconscious for up to two days.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N > >> Suppository that eliminates melancholy and
loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you
couldn't wait till they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O > >> Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups
swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence,
and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L > >> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ,
resulting in ...enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R > >> Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road
rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N > >> Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases
resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person
..Can we get naked now?.

BUYAGRA > >> Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency,
duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N > >> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't
remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T > >>A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used
on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in
elevators.

N A G A M E N T > >> When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the
same irritation level as nagging him
Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man who can handle
it.

I'd like to order one of each please.

Good one!!

LOL!

Thanks for sharing I will have a weeks supply of each.

This one made me laugh!
Forget about a weeks supply-I'll take a months supply.