LONDON - A British motorist, driving home from work with his car window wound down, had his nose broken by a flying frozen sausage, an official said Monday.

The 46-year-old man was driving near his home in South Woodham Ferrers, Essex, east of London, when the sausage came through the window and hit him on the nose, a spokesman for the Essex Ambulance Service said on condition of anonymity.

"The man said he was making his way home after work and had the window down because it was such a nice afternoon," the ambulance spokesman said.

"He said he saw a car coming the other way and felt a searing pain in his nose.

"His nose was undoubtedly fractured and he had lost quite a lot of blood.

"It must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot to get the sausage through a moving car window. I have never seen or heard of anything like this before."

Essex police said they were investigating the incident.
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a drive-by sausage-ing....oh what a wonderful world....

lol, what are the chances...? Sucks to be that guy though, that had to hurt like a b#$%&.

LOL!
How unlucky can you be to get hit in the snouzer by a sausage? What a bummer!

Poor dude, hopefully he at least got to eat the sausage afterwards!

Oh, thats grand. a sausage breaking a nose. I'm never going to look at a tube of offal the same way again.