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Estimates of the Loch Ness Monster, based on guesstimated hypotheses.
Basic Estimates
For newly born:
Height: 1.5-2 ft at arced spine
Length: 3-4 ft (body) neck is short and stubby
For yearlings-juveniles (7-20 yrs):
Height: 4-6 ft at largest hump
Length: 20-25 ft including growing neck, tail and head
For adults:
Height: 7-7.5 ft at the largest hump
Length: 30-40 ft including head, neck and tail
What are your guesstimates based on? What animal or creature inspired these guesstimates? Incidentely, anything over twenty feet would mean it would be spotted in the locks that lead to the Loch, so it pretty much restricts the monster to the lake.
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Spine should not curve up into a triangular fashion, but be slightly rounded as would be a better posture for storing fats.
This is a little tricky. If you are talking about storing fats, then you are talking about a mammal, which means it is going to be eating a whole heck of a lot more that a reptile would, in an environment where food is extremely scarce as it is.
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Life span: Estimated at around 40+ years.
Type: Mammal. Fibrous hairs are almost nonexistent, such as on whales and dolphins.
Blood coloration: Deep maroon-bright red
Relative of: The seal or whale
Oral Estimates
42+ Teeth
3-4 Different sizes/kinds
4-5 Inch incisors (4) located at the front of jaws, two on the top jaw and two on bottom.
Used for gripping and slashing prey, curved like fishing hooks for good grasp.
3.5-2 Inch teeth (10) located directly behind the set of four incisors, five on top, five on bottom.
Primarily used for puncturing and ripping at coarse flesh.
1-.5 Inch teeth (12) openly behind the puncturing teeth; used for basic grip and ripping.
.5-.3 Inch teeth (16) behind basic set used as spares and are lodged into gums tightly.
Odds of loosing a spare are small, and incase other teeth are lost these 16+ plus can still inflict much damage.
2200+ PSI
Okay, if you are basing these guesstimates on a predatory mammal, you need to narrow it down a bit more. You have an animal that eats its own weight in fish every day, compared to an animal that sifts plankton through its mouth, neither of which would ever be able to find enough food in the loch to survive.
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Hunting Estimates
Would be best at stalking and ambushing prey with techniques similar to that of crocodiles or alligators. Body is built for hunting in water, but will venture onto land in search of smaller prey and to track. Senses such as hearing and smell are strong; sight is slightly blurred and uncolored for it has no use for sight in murky waters. Movement on land resembles that of a seal or otter and is averaged at around 10- MPH; movement underwater however is probable at 60-70 MPH. Possibility of a kill while on land is less than 20%. Ambushing from the waters edge it is much more likely to catch a meal.
Cannot hold breath for over 20 minutes—despite large body size, lungs and stomach are relatively small. Three humps located on back are like that of camels, used for storing body fats and nutrients in case hunting methods fail. Humps deteriorate after fats and restoratives have been completely used, once there are no food stores left to generate off of, the creature may migrate into canals, or even come ashore. During the time that the blubber has not been restored, the creature is much more susceptible to attacking other animals and even livestock.
Fish oils and fats are more likely to be stored inside the blubbery humps, with much vitamins and proteins probable for use by the creature. Rarely will it be desperate enough to hunt openly cared for livestock (cattle/horses) unless they are enclosed by fence and lake included.
Well, again, you are basing these guesstimates on a creature having food sources beyond that which the Loch has. Also, to my knowledge, there has only been one incident in which the monster was seen on land, with prey.
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Migration Estimates
Sightings of the ‘beast’ have occurred in the canal and neighboring water sources, so it has come up that perhaps it also migrates. During colder months and seasons may the creature travel to open waters such as a near by sea or ocean, here larger foodstuffs such as porpoise, dolphin, baby whale, shark, and larger fish maybe available for capture. (Like the river dolphins and manatees the creature should be accustomed to living in both fresh and salt waters).
Example of teeth, neck and size shown here. Spine and body are off according to my estimates.
The locks in the canals average sixty to a hundred feet in length, and are continously monitored by both ship captains and canal crews for anything which might damage any of the ships being elevated. There has never been a sighting in any of the canals. Anything over twenty feet would immediately trigger an action crew to ensure that it presented no threat to either the ships of the mechanism of the locks.
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ALL ARE ESTIMATES MADE FROM REPORTED SIGHTINGS AND RELATED FINDINGS
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Well, it might work for the type of science you would find in a movie or tv show, the type of thing where you have to suspend your imagination in order to get the concept to work, but inasfar as actual research, for the purpose of presenting the possibility of the existence of Nessie. It falls far short. More than anything, you need to account for the amount of food to feed a viable population of forty-foot creatures (essentially, a pod of whales), living in the Loch, in order for your guesstimates to work.