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TaintedDoughnuts
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
AutumnDragon
school or prison's better
Walken
No way, work is better. I'm on my work experience at the moment. Trust me, school would be a safe and welcome haven right now.
Kryso
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IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.


So true. lol.
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aztecking6010
hrmm seeing as how i have yet to grace a prison with my presence, i really wouldnt know which is better, but i would have to assume that work is far more better, i have seen so many docs on how you get raped in jail , you are constantly bullied and @$$ rapedand besides, eventually you get to see your family, WORK for me all the way buddy geek.gif
BurnSide
IN PRISON...24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
AT WORK...8 hours a day, 5 days a week.
aztecking6010
PRISON: you really know one special guy named "BUBBA"
WORK: you dont know a special guy named"BUBBA"
TheBlueDragon
Work would have to better, at least you get money out of it. plus in jail/prison you have to pay fines and stuff.

so i say work.
Walken
...You don't once your inside.
Elfstone810
Actually, I don't know about prisons, but I think some jails at least make prisoners pay rent.

That's a funny comparison, though. thumbsup.gif
Amalgamut
Work is MUCH better for sure.

AliceCoopersGirl
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make
things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.
Hoagy
you just described my job ACG!!!

I guess I will have to prison then haha! laugh.gif
AliceCoopersGirl
Being inside sounds a lot better to me hun...play games and watch TV all day... laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
BurnSide
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AliceCoopersGirl
QUOTE(BurnSide @ May 5 2005, 05:19 PM)
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Oops blush.gif thanks hun
henpeck69
I'd pick work any day. I couldn't stand being confined in a cell.
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