Ok, so lets tell LucidElement the following..
The Man In the Iron Mask was an alien that took the wrong junction to the Reptilian fancy dress party on Nibiru, and ended up here. FACT.
He told everyone he was a great guy. So they all worshipped him. Then he built the pyramids by himself and his anti-gravity gun, and chopped the stones with his lightsabre. He left a joke book in the sacred chamber, that was hidden because the jokes were believed to be so bad, they might affect humanity forever. One poor soul foolishly read one of the jokes, and died of forced laughter until he become Harry Hill.
One was believed to be translated from the ancient crayola texts that read'..
'Twoe fishus in a tankus. Wan says twoe la uffer.. whose driving tis thang?'
After realising his error, then he lived on Atlantis and told some Egyptian priest guy to tell Plato a pack of lies..
he lived there for a while but had to leave because one day, he couldn't help but press the button on the Atlantis control center panel, that said 'do not press this button, you schmuck'.
Then, he fled Atlantis, after blaming it on some bloke called Jesus Christ (who would be born years later) and he went to Lemuria to marry a Lemur. He then burned the great library, because he didnt want a record of the doomsday jokes, as they become known, fancy dress and Lemur divorce c***-up (no pun intended) and to have the piss taken out of him back on Nibiru for shagging a cute, but furry looking animal.
Then he left Earth, and went to Homebase. On his travels, he had a bad accident. He stood on a floor of rakes in Homebase. He had to have an Iron Mask fitted by Kwik Fit to survive the accident, and thats why Kwik Fit are actually the Illuminati. It was all planned in advance by the Grays... AKA the Illuminati.
This eternally funny rake stepping joke would solve his joke problem, and distract the earthlings whilst they visited our planet to stick probes up our butts.
It is believed that on the planet Homebase, there is a tablet that has a passage inscribed... again in an ancient crayola text saying 'Youe cante gettus bettaa thann ah kwikkfittfittar'. This text is supposed to refer to the Man in the Iron Mask.
After the Illuminati gave him god-like superpowers, he realised that he could come to back to Earth, and subsequently returned to Earth to become a Lawyer.
It had been written in Crayola legends that 'Quite Unusual Iron Mask' as he had become known in fable, was actually Dyslexic. (No-offence to anybody who has dyslexia)
This was confirmed when the Gods asked him to come to a fancy dress party on the planet of Gummyshuffle a few weeks later. The 'Quite Unusual Iron Mask' came dressed as a GOAT after misreading the email.
This wasnt so bad.. except that the Goat is a sacred symbol on Gummyshuffle, and the invitation clearly said 'TOGA party'. The Gods were not amused, and cast him from Gummyshuffle in with an owl and a pussycat, in a pea green boat.
Then after that, and being laughed at by the whole of the galaxy for a few decades, he come to earth again, and got elected as George Bush.
My book was released yesterday, the anniversary of when LucidElement was born.
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Is Plato mentioned in my post? No. I said the lore. Plato is the source, but lore is the mythology surrounding the myth.
