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ORLANDO, Fla. -- There's a new lollipop in town and its flavor is controversial to say the least. It's called 'Chronic Candy' and it's made to taste like marijuana. Critics of the product say it's one more way to make illegal drugs seem cool.
(Yea this will push all us kids over the edge, not those moves like super troopers, and cheech and chong....)
The little lollipops really are made to taste like marijuana, but there is no THC in them, which is the active ingredient in pot that gets you high. But that fact hasn't stopped critics of this crazy candy.
Beyond the plastic wrapper, buried in the colorful candy is the flavor of marijuana.
(flavor of marijuana?
)"It's not good at all, it's sweet," said Florence Marr after tasting the candy. "It tastes like crap."
(That's cuz they took all the good stuff out duh
uh i mean i thought they would anyyways 
Lets see what the maker of this fine candy has to say a bout it....... 
)"Actually, to be honest with you, you'll hear it first. I'm gonna make a billion dollars out of this," said Tony Van Pelt, the creator of Chronic Candy. "This is a business, controversial, but a legitimate product, hard work behind it."
Van Pelt's already begun to find his clientele. "Snoop Dog got the chronic candy and the Chronic blue beenie."
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smooth honky....)He says his is not kid candy. "I don't want it in kids' hands. It's not meant for kids. It's an adult thing."But experts say, if the makers think kids won't get their hands on this product, they must be high.
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