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MrScienceGuy
I'd Like to report a Loch Ness monster sighting, back in 99



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TheOriginalF
Oh that's too funny!!! Very well put indeed good sir.
MrScienceGuy
THank you thumbsup.gif
See, unlike others who just claim they saw stuff, I have scientific evidence!
TheOriginalF
Yes unlike most things that have popping up lately you actually have proof of your sighting thumbsup.gif Proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that lake monsters do exist!
dawn of the drunk
now i know why abortion has so many supporters
Amalgamut
Haha. thumbsup.gif I love the detail.
Mad Manfred
That pic looks sooo fake. Elasmosaurs don't have prominent ridges on their foreheads, nor can they straighten their necks in such a way.

And that looks nothing like Scotland. Its laughable. Where are all the bagpipes and kilts?

*contemptuous British laugh*
MrScienceGuy
QUOTE(Mad Manfred @ May 9 2005, 06:29 AM)
And that looks nothing like Scotland. Its laughable. Where are all the bagpipes and kilts?

^
Fox Lupine
HAH! TAKE THAT ALL YOU NON BELIEVERS!

What model of camera is that? and who took the picture? innocent.gif
_Nyx_
I'm a skeptic no more! rofl.gif
MrScienceGuy
QUOTE(Fox Lupine @ May 9 2005, 11:03 AM)
HAH! TAKE THAT ALL YOU NON BELIEVERS!

What model of camera is that? and who took the picture? innocent.gif
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Its a 35mm Canon, the picture was taken by a bigfoot
Falco Rex
It's clearly not a photoshop job! thumbsup.gif
But one thing puzzles me..Why aren't you wearing a shirt?
MrScienceGuy
I was trying to get some tan thumbsup.gif
Mad Manfred
QUOTE(MrScienceGuy @ May 9 2005, 08:05 PM)
QUOTE(Mad Manfred @ May 9 2005, 06:29 AM)
And that looks nothing like Scotland. Its laughable. Where are all the bagpipes and kilts?

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I stand corrected.
Walken
I hate this thread and wish bad things upon you all.

Just Kidding. I live up to my promises, and I promised my people when elected governer of The world that I'd always be ready to talk nonsense. thumbsup.gif
MrScienceGuy
But this be no nonsense, this be scientific evidence!
Elvis
Ah yes, I've been to that very spot many a time...

Hmm. I'm thinking I can scientifically dissprove the authenticness of that photo. There is, in fact, one flaw I see.
What is it, I hear you ask (it could be the voices, either way I'm about to tell you...)??


Clearly noticeable is The Sun.
And if you think for one second that the Sun ever visits Scotland throughout the year, you are very much mistaken tongue.gif
Therefore this picture is a hoax.

I thank you for your time.

Your skeptical disprover of all pictures Scottish,
Elvis thumbsup.gif
MrScienceGuy
Nonsense, the sun is god RA, my good ole friend. He shows up wherever I go cool.gif
Fox Lupine
Wait- BIGFOOT took it?

Hmm, get a picture of him and I'll believe you tongue.gif
ABOTU
ah yes! now I can prove to my friends that my life has not been wasted doing research! Thank you so much for the proof! Might I print it to show to my friends?

*runs off without it before waiting for an answer*
MrScienceGuy
QUOTE(Fox Lupine @ May 10 2005, 10:18 PM)
Wait- BIGFOOT took it?

Hmm, get a picture of him and I'll believe you tongue.gif
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I would, but he was eaten by a dragon sad.gif
MrScienceGuy
QUOTE(A Believer of the Unexplained @ May 10 2005, 10:25 PM)
ah yes! now I can prove to my friends that my life has not been wasted doing research! Thank you so much for the proof! Might I print it to show to my friends?

*runs off without it before waiting for an answer*
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Careful with that stuff, its scientific evidence!
Discordia
I always knew he existed! Pink unicorns do also, trust me. grin2.gif
MrScienceGuy
yeah right, where's your PROOF?
Discordia
You want proof?! Here's your proof.

They are little! This picture was taken outside on my table, faries use them as a form of transportation, bet ya didn't know that! grin2.gif

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MrScienceGuy
Indeed, I had no idea they actually existed. Good work, this shall go into my files of scientific evidence.
Bahamut_0
do u have a picture of the dragon that eated the bigfoot or is him right now playing football with a Telepathic Rugby Ball in another dimension?

also i thought that the loveland frog had killed bigfoot before the dragon:

http://home.fuse.net/tswendel/fight.gif

and kicked elvis ass 2:

http://home.fuse.net/tswendel/LFP_Elvis.gif
Vallheru
QUOTE(MrScienceGuy @ May 9 2005, 01:28 AM)
I'd Like to report a Loch Ness monster sighting, back in 99



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Hahahaha man that's funny....
Wonder Woman
Wow, great evidence there. When are you going to announce this to the world?
warden
Where are the empty bottles of Buckfast and tennants super cans?

The wee creatures we call Haggise`s?

Stupid ,ill dressed foreigers?

Midges?

So it looks like i have just proved it is a fake,not that i needed all this proof as nessie has been hand reared by me in my bath and was eaten at our last barbique and i tell you all she tasted delicious thumbsup.gif
XSAS
QUOTE(MrScienceGuy @ May 10 2005, 09:59 PM)
But this be no nonsense, this be scientific evidence!
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You could say that very same thing about God.
warden
QUOTE(XSAS @ May 11 2005, 12:26 PM)
QUOTE(MrScienceGuy @ May 10 2005, 09:59 PM)
But this be no nonsense, this be scientific evidence!
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You could say that very same thing about God.
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God who the hell is he? devil.gif was he not the guy i bought the nessie egg of for a fiver

EDIT: removed swearing again. dontgetit.gif
MrScienceGuy
QUOTE(Wonder Woman @ May 11 2005, 11:18 AM)
Wow, great evidence there. When are you going to announce this to the world?
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I just did thumbsup.gif
MrScienceGuy
QUOTE(Bahamut_0 @ May 11 2005, 10:45 AM)
do u have a picture of the dragon that eated the bigfoot or is him right now playing football with a Telepathic Rugby Ball in another dimension?

Maybe on my next trip to another dimension.
QUOTE
also i thought that the loveland frog had killed bigfoot before the dragon

That's a myth.
MrScienceGuy
QUOTE(warden @ May 11 2005, 12:20 PM)
Where are the empty bottles of Buckfast and tennants super cans?

The wee creatures we call Haggise`s?

Stupid ,ill dressed foreigers?

Midges?

What you see is what you get. Be thankful for a kilt and a bagpipe.
QUOTE
So it looks like i have just proved it is a fake,not that i needed all this proof as nessie has been hand reared by me in my bath and was eaten at our last barbique and i tell you all she tasted delicious thumbsup.gif

You ate nessie?? You bastards! crying.gif
Oh well, at least I got my photo.
MrScienceGuy
QUOTE(XSAS @ May 11 2005, 12:26 PM)
QUOTE(MrScienceGuy @ May 10 2005, 09:59 PM)
But this be no nonsense, this be scientific evidence!
You could say that very same thing about God.

I'm yet to see his photo.
Bahamut_0
Didn't nessie asked u for tree fiddy(3 dolars and fifty cents)? tongue.gif

if u saw this south park episode and u remember what chef's parents said u know what i mean.

Chef's parents saw nessie too
Amalgamut
QUOTE(Bahamut_0 @ May 13 2005, 11:00 AM)
Didn't nessie asked u for tree fiddy(3 dolars and fifty cents)? tongue.gif

if u saw this south park episode and u remember what chef's parents said u know what i mean.

Chef's parents saw nessie too
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hahah, that episode is awesome thumbsup.gif
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