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Undefined_innocence
A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does
AutumnDragon
another cool topic from Undefined_innocence
JennRose
Ha ha ha...this one is the best:

"Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die "

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dunderhead
QUOTE(Undefined_innocence @ May 11 2005, 05:49 PM)
A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need
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This is soooo true...!
I aint going shopping with a woman ever again...? They'll make you walk with them for five miles cause it's 50 pence cheaper down the road...! mad.gif
ROGER
wink2.gif Well I can honestly say in 26 years of marriage my wife and i have had only one argument!


And when the Argument is over, I will tell you who WON! w00t.gif
henpeck69
QUOTE(Undefined_innocence @ May 11 2005, 05:49 PM)
A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need



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Us women are power bargain shoppers. We know a deal when we see one! tongue.gif
Discordia
QUOTE(henpeck69 @ May 11 2005, 10:57 AM)
QUOTE(Undefined_innocence @ May 11 2005, 05:49 PM)
A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need



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Us women are power bargain shoppers. We know a deal when we see one! tongue.gif
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lol! definitely. tongue.gif
nativechick1989
QUOTE(henpeck69 @ May 11 2005, 12:57 PM)
QUOTE(Undefined_innocence @ May 11 2005, 05:49 PM)
A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need



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Us women are power bargain shoppers. We know a deal when we see one! tongue.gif
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I agree! grin2.gif
John13np
yep, all of thoes are right, 100%
101
Too cute . Loves it.... grin2.gif
Undefined_innocence
Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die
That was my personal favorite. hahaha.
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