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Walken

May 11 2005, 07:11 PM

A perfect couple are driving along a motorway. A perfect man and a perfect woman. They suddenly drive past Santa Clause, standing on the side of the road with his sacks of toys.

Because they are a perfect couple, they stop and offer to give him a lift.

He gets in and they drive off.

Then there is a horrific accident.

Who survives?

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Santa Clause does not survive; he doesn't exsist. Neither does a perfect man, so only the woman survives.

Woman, stop reading here. This is the end of the joke.

Men, scroll down.

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But if only the perfect woman exsisted, she must've been driving. that explains the accident.

And the fact that woman are still reading this illustrates another point;

Woman don't listen.

Discordia

May 11 2005, 07:14 PM

Lol! I have read this before... one of my favs.

Oh and of course we don't listen, many times with good reason not to.

star_child

May 11 2005, 07:16 PM

lol!

I am glad you can take this so lightly, Walken.

Walken

May 11 2005, 07:18 PM

Of course.

I don't mind jokes like this, as long as they're nothing vicous and admittedly untrue.

star_child

May 11 2005, 07:19 PM

"admittedly untrue."

Oh?

I'm just kidding!

henpeck69

May 11 2005, 07:26 PM

Funny Walken!

nativechick1989

May 11 2005, 07:27 PM

Good one!

BurnSide

May 11 2005, 07:48 PM

Star child obviously feels it's completely true that all women can't drive and don't listen, i see.

Walken

May 11 2005, 07:50 PM

You told her, Buddy!

GoddessWhispers

May 25 2005, 09:17 PM

"Memories....light the corner of your mind....Memories, it's sexist but should we miiiiind?!" user posted image

Why that's just wrong! It's sexist, there are just to dang many on this board....*cough* Oops so sowy! I must have been channeling someone else. Must be a poll thing I wouldn't understand! user posted image

JMPD1

May 25 2005, 09:27 PM

"I don't mind these jokes, but there seems to be a new thread every day!! It gets tiresome and its sexist and I don't like when other people do it, but its OK for me! "

Oh sorry, was I being sarcastically ironic again? Oops.

GoddessWhispers

May 26 2005, 12:25 AM

Bad JMPD1, bad, bad! Report to my office for re-education training!

And expect to like it mister! Muahahahahaha user posted image

Undefined_innocence

May 26 2005, 12:47 AM

QUOTE(JMPD1 @ May 25 2005, 04:27 PM)

"I don't mind these jokes, but there seems to be a new thread every day!! It gets tiresome and its sexist and I don't like when other people do it, but its OK for me! "

Oh sorry, was I being sarcastically ironic again? Oops.
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Ya know, i was going to say something along those lines too.. but mine sounded more like.........
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........................" And he ragged on me, making me feel bad for dogging the male species. And NOW THIS??? Oh my, my, my.. what on earth shall we do?"

RH2097

May 26 2005, 12:49 AM

It's funny because it's true

BurnSide

May 26 2005, 12:49 AM

Technically, he did post this before he got upset and offended by jokes of the same nature Innocence, so that woul;dn't have been a valid thing to say.

Walken

May 26 2005, 12:18 PM

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Why that's just wrong! It's sexist, there are just to dang many on this board....*cough* Oops so sowy! I must have been channeling someone else. Must be a poll thing I wouldn't

Yeah, I think you've had your attempts at humor and lost them all. Enougth is enougth.

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Oh sorry, was I being sarcastically ironic again? Oops.

No, you were being a moron. Look it up.

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Bad JMPD1, bad, bad! Report to my office for re-education training!

If you both go there, they'll be less of you here

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"And he ragged on me, making me feel bad for dogging the male species. And NOW THIS??? Oh my, my, my.. what on earth shall we do?"

Excuse me? There is a difference between a dozen or so threads that bash men, that arent that funny and are just repeats of other anti-man jokes, and posting one origonal joke that pokes fun at both genders. So maybe that thing on eath you should be doing should be done elsewhere?

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Technically, he did post this before he got upset and offended by jokes of the same nature Innocence, so that woul;dn't have been a valid thing to say.

Technically nothing. This joke is nothing like the other jokes that I'm beggening to find offensive. This joke states;

*Theres no such thing as a perfect man.
*That woman can't drive or listen.

Both are un-true; it's funny because it pokes fun at both genders equally.

Likewise, there is one thread like this, compared to 20 or upwards of anti-man threads.

XSAS

May 26 2005, 12:27 PM

Sexist or not... I like it.

GoddessWhispers

May 26 2005, 01:29 PM

QUOTE(Walken @ May 26 2005, 07:18 AM)

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Why that's just wrong! It's sexist, there are just to dang many on this board....*cough* Oops so sowy! I must have been channeling someone else. Must be a poll thing I wouldn't

Yeah, I think you've had your attempts at humor and lost them all. Enougth is enougth.

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Oh sorry, was I being sarcastically ironic again? Oops.

No, you were being a moron. Look it up.

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Bad JMPD1, bad, bad! Report to my office for re-education training!

If you both go there, they'll be less of you here

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"And he ragged on me, making me feel bad for dogging the male species. And NOW THIS??? Oh my, my, my.. what on earth shall we do?"

Excuse me? There is a difference between a dozen or so threads that bash men, that arent that funny and are just repeats of other anti-man jokes, and posting one origonal joke that pokes fun at both genders. So maybe that thing on eath you should be doing should be done elsewhere?

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Technically, he did post this before he got upset and offended by jokes of the same nature Innocence, so that woul;dn't have been a valid thing to say.

Technically nothing. This joke is nothing like the other jokes that I'm beggening to find offensive. This joke states;

*Theres no such thing as a perfect man.
*That woman can't drive or listen.

Both are un-true; it's funny because it pokes fun at both genders equally.

Likewise, there is one thread like this, compared to 20 or upwards of anti-man threads.
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I read this and all I can hear is : "Today will be my most anti-feminist day yet! The web site should be up and running soon and I'm archiving all of my out-going letters and emails and saving all of the articles I have on my favourites in case the web sites are taken down. " Walken May 21 2005, 07:02 PM

*raises Walkens hand* user posted image

"My name is Walken and I'm a hypocrite."

JMPD1

May 26 2005, 01:56 PM

QUOTE(Walken @ May 26 2005, 07:18 AM)

No, you were being a moron. Look it up.

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Does anyone have a bandage? I think my feelings have been hurt.

Well thought out response though. Did you write it yourself, or did mom help?

*MoG*

May 26 2005, 02:00 PM

Oh dear, I think this thread should come with a warning 'HARD HATS MUST BE WORN' Danger of low flying insults.

_Nyx_

May 26 2005, 02:00 PM

Boy, this sure spiraled out of control didn't it???

JMPD1

May 26 2005, 02:04 PM

Sorry, but I object to being called a 'moron' by a hypocrite. I also find it humorous that he can't spell "beginning", but feels free to insult others.

and, after this foray into 3rd grade debate, I'll say nothing mor. If anyone finds my last post offensive, I will edit it After Mr Walken edits his.
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Walken

May 26 2005, 11:47 PM

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I read this and all I can hear is : "Today will be my most anti-feminist day yet! The web site should be up and running soon and I'm archiving all of my out-going letters and emails and saving all of the articles I have on my favourites in case the web sites are taken down. " Walken May 21 2005, 07:02 PM

*raises Walkens hand* "My name is Walken and I'm a hypocrite."

You posted exactly the same thing, word for word, in another thread. I think that's called SPAM. Read the other thread for my awnser.

*raises godlesses hand* Hello, my name is GoddessWhispers and I'm a sad manipulative sexist moron.

BurnSide

May 26 2005, 11:49 PM

Walken, and the rest of you, that's enough. I'm closing these threads down. If you wish to continue your childish bickering, do so in PMs.