2. You, Too, Can Do Housework
Don't demand it then.

3. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
An excuse for you to be a b****.

4. How to Fill an Ice Tray
Females should learn this too.

5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money
Money doesn't count as a gift, your just too self-absorbed to want anything except cash.

6. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am
I've never come home drunk let alone at 4am

7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques: formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks"
Don't want them washed, don't throw them in the damn laundry basket and get pissed when we try and do something nice.


9. Get a Life: Learn to Cook
We can, some just refuse to

10. How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You're Obviously Wrong
You should try the same.

11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
So could you.


13. You: The Weaker Sex
Female: Bitchier and weaker sex

14. Reasons to Give Flowers
Name a few? And flowers are dead, would you appriciate me giving you a dead rat for a present?

15. How to Stay Awake in Public
It isn't difficult

16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom
Why?

17. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
I do.

18. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try
It? lol

19. The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower
Another it? LOL, why don't you just say it.

20. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
And look like a skank?

21. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down: formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet"
Why not you females put it up after you go to the bathroom?

23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull
So are yours.. I should know.

24. How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost
I don't get lost, never have.

26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex
Being romantic isn't hard.

27. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
That's society for you.

28. Mothers-in-Law: They are People Too
But not nice people

29. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home
You should try the same then.

30. You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
I am, and quite often.

32. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works
And I really do it too!

33. The Attainable Goal: Omitting "tits" From Your Vocabulary
I don't say it.

35. Techniques for calling home
Why?