all in good fun
IN RESPONSE TO THE MALE TRAINING SEMINAR I BRING TO YOU THE...
FEMALE TRAINING SEMINARS
1. Combatting Concietedness
2. You, Too, Can Mow the Lawn
3. PMS: Learn When to Keep It To Your Self
4. How to Fill a Gas Tank
5. We Do Not Want Money for Christmas: We Want Sleazy Underthings for You
6. Understanding the Male Response to Your Going to Make us Late
7. Wonderful Car-Care Techniques: formerly titled "Don't Put Washer Fluid in the Oil Tank"
8. Parenting: No, Little Johnny Doesnt Want to play an instrument because its cute
9. Get a Life: Learn to Drive
10. How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You're Obviously Right
11. Mathmatics: Even You Can Get it Right
12. Understanding YOUR Financial Incompetence; Put the shoes down
13. You: The Thinks you are stronger Sex
14. Reasons to Accept Flowers
15. How to Stay Awake in Bed
16. Why it is Acceptable to Relieve Yourself at a public Bathroom
17. Garbage: Getting it into the right Recyle Bin
18. You Can Go Out Without IT if You Really Try
19. The Morning Dilemma, GIRLS HAVE BAD BREATH TOO
20. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please, and NO it doesnt have to match
21. How to Shut the Door: formerly titled "No, that doesnt count as a public restroom"
22. "The Weekend" and "Shoping" are Not Synonyms
23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know YOUR Excuses are Bull
24. How to Go Window Shopping with Your Mate and NOT spend any money
25. The Blow Dryer: Overcoming Your Dependency
26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Spending Money
28. My Mothers: Shes are Person Too
29. Male Bonding: Learning to have fun at a ballgame
30. You, Too, Can Be a Safe Driver
31. Seeing the True You: formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Delta Burg When Naked"
32. Changing Your Outfit: ONCE A DAY IS ENOUGH
33. The Attainable Goal: Omitting "dowlies" From Your Vocabulary
34. Flatulating is natural
35. Techniques for getting off the phone
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IT being makeup 
OUCH! 
*APPLAUSE*
1. Combatting Concietedness
Can't coment on as I would not know if I am
2. You, Too, Can Mow the Lawn
I mowed the lawn the other day...was so pleased with myself...now getting ready to decorate the bathroom,its great
3. PMS: Learn When to Keep It To Your Self
I don't get PMS...I just get tearful...oh wait,I was meant to keep that to myself...sorry
4. How to Fill a Gas Tank
Let someone else do it?
5. We Do Not Want Money for Christmas: We Want Sleazy Underthings for You
Mmmm...sexy undies
6. Understanding the Male Response to Your Going to Make us Late
My guy always makes us late...its cool
7. Wonderful Car-Care Techniques: formerly titled "Don't Put Washer Fluid in the Oil Tank"
I can fix our car...been able to sort cars out since I was a kid(thanks Grandad )
8. Parenting: No, Little Johnny Doesnt Want to play an instrument because its cute
Forcing kids to do things they don't want to do?Wrong
9. Get a Life: Learn to Drive
You really would not want me on the roads(scary stuff)and busses are cool anyway
10. How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You're Obviously Right
Me,right?Never...well ok...maybe every now and again
11. Mathmatics: Even You Can Get it Right
Whats mathmatics?I can't work it out!
12. Understanding YOUR Financial Incompetence; Put the shoes down
Last shoes I got(apart from wedding shoes,because mine would not go with my dress) was 2 years ago...Doc Martins
13. You: The Thinks you are stronger Sex
I can act like Im not,if it makes a guy feel manly
14. Reasons to Accept Flowers
I love flowers...especially when my guy has nicked...I mean picked them on his way home
15. How to Stay Awake in Bed
Easy...but Im not saying how...too many young eyes around
16. Why it is Acceptable to Relieve Yourself at a public Bathroom
I'll go whereever theres a toilet,Im not proud...just desperate
17. Garbage: Getting it into the right Recyle Bin
Only two bins...I just need a man to lift it for me...Im too weak
18. You Can Go Out Without IT if You Really Try
Ewww...make up...never wear it,don't see the point
19. The Morning Dilemma, GIRLS HAVE BAD BREATH TOO
Mine can be just as bad as my guys.
20. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please, and NO it doesnt have to match
Yay...good for you hun
21. How to Shut the Door: formerly titled "No, that doesnt count as a public restroom"
Sorry,didn't get this one
22. "The Weekend" and "Shoping" are Not Synonyms
Weekends are for staying away from any city,town or shops full stop...hate weekend shopping,prefer to be in the pub
23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know YOUR Excuses are Bull
Don't have any excuses...never needed them
24. How to Go Window Shopping with Your Mate and NOT spend any money
Window shopping...too close to shopping...not for me thanks
25. The Blow Dryer: Overcoming Your Dependency
Whats a blowdryer?
26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Spending Money
Going for a walk on the beach or in the woods or just spending time with my guy(god...Im cheap )
28. My Mothers: Shes are Person Too
Going to see my Mother in Law this weekend .
29. Male Bonding: Learning to have fun at a ballgame
Does that include footie?
30. You, Too, Can Be a Safe Driver
Not if Im sitting on a bus
31. Seeing the True You: formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Delta Burg When Naked"
Just look in the mirror and I see myself...scary
32. Changing Your Outfit: ONCE A DAY IS ENOUGH
Thank god for that...I thought noone else would agree...if its not dirty,why change?
33. The Attainable Goal: Omitting "dowlies" From Your Vocabulary
Not sure what that one is hun...sorry
34. Flatulating is natural
And so is burping...but I've got to be a bit more quiet when burping in a pub
35. Techniques for getting off the phone
Tell the person there is someone on the other line...cuts calls in half...and works every time...I hate talking on phones
Those are all really funny hun...but Im a tomboy
Can't coment on as I would not know if I am
2. You, Too, Can Mow the Lawn
I mowed the lawn the other day...was so pleased with myself...now getting ready to decorate the bathroom,its great
3. PMS: Learn When to Keep It To Your Self
I don't get PMS...I just get tearful...oh wait,I was meant to keep that to myself...sorry
4. How to Fill a Gas Tank
Let someone else do it?
5. We Do Not Want Money for Christmas: We Want Sleazy Underthings for You
Mmmm...sexy undies
6. Understanding the Male Response to Your Going to Make us Late
My guy always makes us late...its cool
7. Wonderful Car-Care Techniques: formerly titled "Don't Put Washer Fluid in the Oil Tank"
I can fix our car...been able to sort cars out since I was a kid(thanks Grandad )
8. Parenting: No, Little Johnny Doesnt Want to play an instrument because its cute
Forcing kids to do things they don't want to do?Wrong
9. Get a Life: Learn to Drive
You really would not want me on the roads(scary stuff)and busses are cool anyway
10. How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You're Obviously Right
Me,right?Never...well ok...maybe every now and again
11. Mathmatics: Even You Can Get it Right
Whats mathmatics?I can't work it out!
12. Understanding YOUR Financial Incompetence; Put the shoes down
Last shoes I got(apart from wedding shoes,because mine would not go with my dress) was 2 years ago...Doc Martins
13. You: The Thinks you are stronger Sex
I can act like Im not,if it makes a guy feel manly
14. Reasons to Accept Flowers
I love flowers...especially when my guy has nicked...I mean picked them on his way home
15. How to Stay Awake in Bed
Easy...but Im not saying how...too many young eyes around
16. Why it is Acceptable to Relieve Yourself at a public Bathroom
I'll go whereever theres a toilet,Im not proud...just desperate
17. Garbage: Getting it into the right Recyle Bin
Only two bins...I just need a man to lift it for me...Im too weak
18. You Can Go Out Without IT if You Really Try
Ewww...make up...never wear it,don't see the point
19. The Morning Dilemma, GIRLS HAVE BAD BREATH TOO
Mine can be just as bad as my guys.
20. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please, and NO it doesnt have to match
Yay...good for you hun
21. How to Shut the Door: formerly titled "No, that doesnt count as a public restroom"
Sorry,didn't get this one
22. "The Weekend" and "Shoping" are Not Synonyms
Weekends are for staying away from any city,town or shops full stop...hate weekend shopping,prefer to be in the pub
23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know YOUR Excuses are Bull
Don't have any excuses...never needed them
24. How to Go Window Shopping with Your Mate and NOT spend any money
Window shopping...too close to shopping...not for me thanks
25. The Blow Dryer: Overcoming Your Dependency
Whats a blowdryer?
26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Spending Money
Going for a walk on the beach or in the woods or just spending time with my guy(god...Im cheap
)28. My Mothers: Shes are Person Too
Going to see my Mother in Law this weekend
.29. Male Bonding: Learning to have fun at a ballgame
Does that include footie?
30. You, Too, Can Be a Safe Driver
Not if Im sitting on a bus
31. Seeing the True You: formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Delta Burg When Naked"
Just look in the mirror and I see myself...scary
32. Changing Your Outfit: ONCE A DAY IS ENOUGH
Thank god for that...I thought noone else would agree...if its not dirty,why change?
33. The Attainable Goal: Omitting "dowlies" From Your Vocabulary
Not sure what that one is hun...sorry
34. Flatulating is natural
And so is burping...but I've got to be a bit more quiet when burping in a pub
35. Techniques for getting off the phone
Tell the person there is someone on the other line...cuts calls in half...and works every time...I hate talking on phones
Those are all really funny hun...but Im a tomboy
Good ones...psssttt ACG, you and me both...
ACG you crack me up
QUOTE(Michelle @ May 12 2005, 01:10 PM)
Good ones...psssttt ACG, you and me both...
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Thanks Mystic
QUOTE(seeking @ May 11 2005, 11:02 PM)
all in good fun
IN RESPONSE TO THE MALE TRAINING SEMINAR I BRING TO YOU THE...
FEMALE TRAINING SEMINARS
1. Combatting Concietedness
Eh!!! Impossible!
2. You, Too, Can Mow the Lawn
NEver done it. But i can clip the hedges!!
3. PMS: Learn When to Keep It To Your Self
Impossible.
4. How to Fill a Gas Tank
Been doing it since i was old enough to drive;)
5. We Do Not Want Money for Christmas: We Want Sleazy Underthings for You
I actually like sleezy things:D
6. Understanding the Male Response to Your Going to Make us Late
My husband always makes me late!!!
7. Wonderful Car-Care Techniques: formerly titled "Don't Put Washer Fluid in the Oil Tank"
If you take your car in for oil changes you wouldnt have that problem.
8. Parenting: No, Little Johnny Doesnt Want to play an instrument because its cute
I would never!!!
9. Get a Life: Learn to Drive
<< Perfect record.
10. How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You're Obviously Right
We like to rub it in.
11. Mathmatics: Even You Can Get it Right
I hate math.
12. Understanding YOUR Financial Incompetence; Put the shoes down
I wear the pants in my family. I controll the money. WOOT!
13. You: The Thinks you are stronger Sex
Our sex is stronger!! er.. something like that.
14. Reasons to Accept Flowers
Because your suspost to sacrifise to godesses.
15. How to Stay Awake in Bed
Why? Its the bed. Its made to sleep in.
16. Why it is Acceptable to Relieve Yourself at a public Bathroom
Because we have kids. And after kids.. you just cant hold it as long!
17. Garbage: Getting it into the right Recyle Bin
Garbage is the mans job.
18. You Can Go Out Without IT if You Really Try
Almost aways.
19. The Morning Dilemma, GIRLS HAVE BAD BREATH TOO
NEVER!!! How dare you insist!!! Humph!
20. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please, and NO it doesnt have to match
Then you can stay at home!!
21. How to Shut the Door: formerly titled "No, that doesnt count as a public restroom"
I was born in a barn! hah!
22. "The Weekend" and "Shoping" are Not Synonyms
I hate shopping
23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know YOUR Excuses are Bull
But well thought up!
24. How to Go Window Shopping with Your Mate and NOT spend any money
Im a tight wad! hahaha j/k
25. The Blow Dryer: Overcoming Your Dependency
If i give up my blow dryer i have to give up blow J... er.. yeah.
26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Spending Money
Try a massage.
28. My Mothers: Shes are Person Too
OH GOD REALLY???
29. Male Bonding: Learning to have fun at a ballgame
BAH!
30. You, Too, Can Be a Safe Driver
Again.. perfect record.
31. Seeing the True You: formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Delta Burg When Naked"
hahaha... Hm... no comment.
32. Changing Your Outfit: ONCE A DAY IS ENOUGH
Once for work, and once after work. You dont wash the cloths, so dont complain
33. The Attainable Goal: Omitting "dowlies" From Your Vocabulary
I have no idea what that means.
34. Flatulating is natural
Not for women. Women dont do that sort of thing!!
35. Techniques for getting off the phone
im not a phone talker
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IN RESPONSE TO THE MALE TRAINING SEMINAR I BRING TO YOU THE...
FEMALE TRAINING SEMINARS
1. Combatting Concietedness
Eh!!! Impossible!
2. You, Too, Can Mow the Lawn
NEver done it. But i can clip the hedges!!
3. PMS: Learn When to Keep It To Your Self
Impossible.
4. How to Fill a Gas Tank
Been doing it since i was old enough to drive;)
5. We Do Not Want Money for Christmas: We Want Sleazy Underthings for You
I actually like sleezy things:D
6. Understanding the Male Response to Your Going to Make us Late
My husband always makes me late!!!
7. Wonderful Car-Care Techniques: formerly titled "Don't Put Washer Fluid in the Oil Tank"
If you take your car in for oil changes you wouldnt have that problem.
8. Parenting: No, Little Johnny Doesnt Want to play an instrument because its cute
I would never!!!
9. Get a Life: Learn to Drive
<< Perfect record.
10. How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You're Obviously Right
We like to rub it in.
11. Mathmatics: Even You Can Get it Right
I hate math.
12. Understanding YOUR Financial Incompetence; Put the shoes down
I wear the pants in my family. I controll the money. WOOT!
13. You: The Thinks you are stronger Sex
Our sex is stronger!! er.. something like that.
14. Reasons to Accept Flowers
Because your suspost to sacrifise to godesses.
15. How to Stay Awake in Bed
Why? Its the bed. Its made to sleep in.
16. Why it is Acceptable to Relieve Yourself at a public Bathroom
Because we have kids. And after kids.. you just cant hold it as long!
17. Garbage: Getting it into the right Recyle Bin
Garbage is the mans job.
18. You Can Go Out Without IT if You Really Try
Almost aways.
19. The Morning Dilemma, GIRLS HAVE BAD BREATH TOO
NEVER!!! How dare you insist!!! Humph!
20. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please, and NO it doesnt have to match
Then you can stay at home!!
21. How to Shut the Door: formerly titled "No, that doesnt count as a public restroom"
I was born in a barn! hah!
22. "The Weekend" and "Shoping" are Not Synonyms
I hate shopping
23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know YOUR Excuses are Bull
But well thought up!
24. How to Go Window Shopping with Your Mate and NOT spend any money
Im a tight wad! hahaha j/k
25. The Blow Dryer: Overcoming Your Dependency
If i give up my blow dryer i have to give up blow J... er.. yeah.
26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Spending Money
Try a massage.
28. My Mothers: Shes are Person Too
OH GOD REALLY???
29. Male Bonding: Learning to have fun at a ballgame
BAH!
30. You, Too, Can Be a Safe Driver
Again.. perfect record.
31. Seeing the True You: formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Delta Burg When Naked"
hahaha... Hm... no comment.
32. Changing Your Outfit: ONCE A DAY IS ENOUGH
Once for work, and once after work. You dont wash the cloths, so dont complain
33. The Attainable Goal: Omitting "dowlies" From Your Vocabulary
I have no idea what that means.
34. Flatulating is natural
Not for women. Women dont do that sort of thing!!
35. Techniques for getting off the phone
im not a phone talker
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blow dryer = hair dryer
i call it blow dryer, probably called different things in different places
kinda like grinder and sub
i call it blow dryer, probably called different things in different places
kinda like grinder and sub
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