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A visiting minister offered the opening prayer:

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that silent, awkward moment when he paused
for a breath, one very obedient young girl (who was listening carefully)
leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little
voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point...

Hehehe, Is this a true story?

Haha. I had something like that happen. The priest was talking about some old sailor being "crusty but loveable," and my little brother busts out with "Ha! Crusty butt love!" Yeah, church was pretty much over.

one of the many "forwards" I get every day. probably just a joke.

HA HA HA

butt dust????????? LOL

Cute story Lila. My husband loved it!

Hehehe..if I could hear the stories like the little boy did I would really enjoy going more.

cute story. I liked it a lot

Hehehe....two thumbs up on this one.

lol. Kids are so sweet...