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Zombie
Shyla Short thats just messed up lol
TooFarGone
Ok, enough of the double and triple posts..just say it all in one, or edit it in if you want to add more.
Dowdy
Mine would be Brownie Natawijaya

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Not even sure if i spelt it right
Subtemperate
Snowy Shephard.....

Now...am I male or female? huh.gif
TooFarGone
Transexual maybe???

tongue.gif tongue.gif
girty1600
That remains to be seen.... laugh.gif
Subtemperate
Well... now I know two people that are off my christmas list.... laugh.gif
TooFarGone
Ahhhh..............now Im crying on the inside crying.gif crying.gif
girty1600
QUOTE(Jeremy_Rumbolt @ May 14 2005, 08:13 PM)
Ahhhh..............now Im crying on the inside  crying.gif  crying.gif
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Me too! crying.gif


Edit; You kinda left yourself WIDE open on that one, Subby. happy.gif
Subtemperate
And sometimes I cross the street... doesn't mean you run me down with your car... crying.gif

Anyhow back on topic.... My brothers would be...

Sponge Shephard
girty1600
My sister's would be Frenzie Allen
TooFarGone
QUOTE(Subtemperate @ May 14 2005, 10:48 PM)
And sometimes I  cross the street... doesn't mean you run me down with your car... crying.gif


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Now I definatly will devil.gif


I would be Casey Carmichael.
girty1600
QUOTE(Jeremy_Rumbolt @ May 14 2005, 08:24 PM)
QUOTE(Subtemperate @ May 14 2005, 10:48 PM)
And sometimes I  cross the street... doesn't mean you run me down with your car... crying.gif


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Now I definatly will devil.gif





I would be Casey Carmichael.
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That isn't too bad, Jeremy. Sounds like a chick's name though. I guess you and Subby are in the same boat. innocent.gif
TooFarGone
Damn, I hate being counter burned sad.gif
girty1600
I'm keeping friends left and right, aren't I? laugh.gif devil.gif
TooFarGone
It seems that way. wink2.gif
Undefined_innocence
Missy Burch.
Hmmm... I think... i cant remember if i had Missy or bigfoot first. I think missy was first... First Female anyhow.. hmmmmmm.
dunderhead
QUOTE(Undefined_innocence @ May 16 2005, 01:10 PM)
Missy Burch.
Hmmm...  I think... i cant remember if i had Missy or bigfoot first. I think missy was first... First Female anyhow.. hmmmmmm.
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Bigfoot Burch.... laugh.gif I definately wont be watching that one..! laugh.gif
Fox Lupine
I would be becky Heffer...but I'm a guy, I assure you

My buddie's is funny
Cuddles Mcnull

tongue.gif lol
DEATHBOT 2000
Ok, after starting this thread, I've remebered that we actually had a pet budgie before our cat Sylvester, so this would make my new name:

Dinky Wilding.

Remember, size isn't important.

Unless you're a pornstar. DOH DOH DOH.
101
Oh Dinky Hey at least your not Stinker. That is worse. mad.gif
twpdyp
Meister was my first dog. My dad named him after the kind of beer he was drinking at the time. My Mom's maiden name is Roesner. So my porn name would be Meister Roesner, not very good. Ohh well I guess I am not cut out for the porn business.
Pink Panther
mine would be spike zamora. not at all a porn star name! no.gif crying.gif
Dr1273
OMG.......Tootsie Shingleton laugh.gif
101
Let me see that Tootsie Roll... whistling2.gif grin2.gif
GoddessWhispers
chinky wood.

Oh that is just sooooo wrong!user posted image
Undefined_innocence
QUOTE(dunderhead @ May 16 2005, 03:33 PM)
QUOTE(Undefined_innocence @ May 16 2005, 01:10 PM)
Missy Burch.
Hmmm...  I think... i cant remember if i had Missy or bigfoot first. I think missy was first... First Female anyhow.. hmmmmmm.
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Bigfoot Burch.... laugh.gif I definately wont be watching that one..! laugh.gif
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Bigfoot was a male cat. And was named so because he has 7 toes on one front paw, and eight on the other.
BUT... Missy was first... im quite sure anyhow.
haha..
Mr. Fahrenheit
Get ready!
Friskers Fritzley!
For real!
My gerbil's name was friskers!
PadawanOsswe
QUOTE(GoddessWhispers @ May 17 2005, 09:36 AM)
chinky wood.

Oh that is just sooooo wrong!user posted image
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LMAO w00t.gif
DEATHBOT 2000
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

yeah, watch out for splinters laugh.gif
henpeck69
Lady Harris. tongue.gif
darksideofme
Muffy Raisor. Sounds hott. Hehehehe
Elfstone810
laugh.gif rofl.gif This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time! laugh.gif

Mine would be Rowdy Emerson. tongue.gif
beast_boy
clark gable... blink.gif dontgetit.gif
Kahrie
Salem Agnew yes.gif (doesn't sound porny to me)
sowegaMIB


mine would be either


Lady Kelly

or

Nitro Kelly


i can't remember which came first



I can't remember who said Clyde Allen would be thiers but that is my boy friends uncles name, yes.gif
Kahrie
QUOTE(sowegaMIB @ May 29 2005, 03:24 PM)
mine would be either


Lady Kelly

or

Nitro Kelly


i can't remember which came first



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Nitro Kelly sounds way kool yes.gif
HolyDevil2053
w00t.gif mine would have to be

Amy Allstarr. tongue.gif


poenix
QUOTE(HolyDevil2053 @ May 29 2005, 04:13 AM)
w00t.gif mine would have to be

Amy Allstarr. tongue.gif
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mine woild have to be.....

simba oraif.
Kahrie
I don't know if Goldie came before Salem? unsure.gif

but i would either be

Salem Agnew

or

Goldie Agnew

which one sounds better? unsure.gif
Interesting
I found this thread searching for something else on the net. I couldn't help but notice something very disturbing when I read the start of this thread. It's funny to come up with your make believe pornstar name, but did anyone take the time to think what you are asked to use to make up that name? Your mother's maiden name and the name of your first pet are common questions one sets up on certain sites in case they forget their password. I know my screen name is the same for some of my acounts. Is yours???

Interesting, how many people volunteered that info so quickly.

Might want to go back and edit your posts...IMHO Just here to help.
Wonder Woman
Cuddles Flaherty
Mr. Fahrenheit
crying.gif No one thinks my name is funny
NightStalker
Teco Pessoa w00t.gif
Mr Ed
Meaty Max.

If I was a woman then probably Heathen Heather.
Kahrie
QUOTE(Mr Ed @ Jun 3 2005, 03:18 AM)
Meaty Max.

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Sounds realy HOT! yes.gif
__Kratos__
Cody Dalke... that doesn't sound like a good pornstar name to me. no.gif
_Nyx_
lol..would you rather have Meaty Max? mine's GiGi Coon!
hyperactive
well mine is not funny at all. sad.gif

Artaxerxes Black
__Kratos__
^ Wow... type GiGi into google's image search... grin2.gif

Meaty Max would be a little better I suppose. tongue.gif
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