Hello, as I said this is an old one but is still funny.

All you have to create your very own, make believe pornstar name is:

Take the name of your very first pet (that gives you your pornstar first name), and combine that with your mother's maiden (unmarried) name (this then gives you your pornstar surname)

My pornstar alter-ego would be:

SYLVESTER WILDING

Go on, have a go

GiGi Coon

*shakes head*

pokey pisciuneri

Hee Hee you said Pokey

Smudgekin Bevan

Not that, I'd be into that sort of thing, but these names sure seem familiar.......

I guess that would make me Brutt Clark....

thats hot

I was young,Away from home and i needed the money.......

coon

My mom was adopted, her biological last name would've been White. How funny is that?

Funny stuff


I'd go for : Slappy McCracken

With a Name like that you have a Moral obligation to quit whatever proffesion you are currently in and become a worker in the "Adult Entertainment" industry.

Mines...

Misty Chappell - could be a bible belt missionary - come and worship in my chapel

Jodie McGer!

Precious Sherill

O'Malley Bell

Fluffy Cain.

(I named my cat Fluffy when I was 6. I have developed more creatively since then.)

Sandy Daily.

*Sigh* ..Could there possibly be a worse name?

well if I used my second cats name and used my dad's last name it would be Stinker Cochran.... Very bad porn name.

yup, not exactly Jenna Jameson material.....

Honey Murdison...? Well I've tried chocolate sauce and ice cream..! hee hee....but never honey..?

Yeah but I just stick to Precious..

Pepper Wheaton

Yeah, Precious will do just fine.....

Well, i dunno. With a name like that I'm sure there are 'other' avenues in the adult entertainment industry, but I'm just gonna quit there before i get banned.

Apollo Passalaque (or something along those lines, m'mom's maiden name is so damnèd hard to spell)

my husband's would be Boomer Forwood......aye chihuahua....

Nippy Kane. oh come on!

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Clyde Allen? WTF?

Mine is acually very well placed if i was a girl.

Puss-n-boots Langstaff

Tag Schmidt...

Don't know if that's porn-star material..souns a little more like a guy who'd try to sell you narcotics or a stolen car...

^ Definitely sounds like a hustler of some sort; there ya go! Tag Schmidt, you could be a pimp!

Now don't be backsassin' me, ya heard? I'll lay my strong game right up on ya!


..Pimpin ain't easy, but the money sho' is..

Scabbers Ostapchuk
my names awfull

LMAO

Bootsy Farrell!!! 70's porn star anyone?

HAHAHAHA!!

Mine is ......first, imagine the scene....the sultry blues saxophone music cuts through the smoke-filled air of the showroom lounge, as she struts out onto the stage in a blue satin & lace baby doll, its.........GINGER SABOURIN !!!

HAHAH!! - Isn't that what you CATCH from the pornstar??

Hm, I'd be

Woody Wolfe.

..Heh I didn't name my pet...

Axel White...

not so sure about that one but.... eh..

Scully Pawling

Err..? Why who do you know..?


Yeh, It is.? .....oooops..?

Sparky Nelson...

lol

Edit; removed. Wouldn't you be happy knowing your childishly unfunny contribution was responsible for closing a thread, hey pancake?

Sparky Nelson


That's the best one yet!

Why doesn't it surprise me that Walken has a "scully" in his name?

Because my cats name is Scully

I just keep digging the hole deeper and deeper don't I?

Boofet Brackin.

Thats terrible I had 2 dogs when i was born so I'll go for maybe..

Lady Brackin

Better...

Nah, it's a healthy obsession you have there.