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earthygirl04
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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What disease did cured ham actually have?


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Maekrix
QUOTE(earthygirl04 @ May 13 2005, 01:39 PM)
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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I think assassination refers to more planned murders for political or social reasons, particularly.
darkninja
QUOTE(earthygirl04 @ May 13 2005, 12:39 PM)
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
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Undefined_innocence
They actually do make swuare sandwich mean now. happy.gif
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