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Neo2005
Ok here is the thread where we can post any mom joke no matter how vile or disgusting.

Disclaimer: Anyone who posts here be prepared to get ripped apart by my firend Rory who takes no prisoners and always goes for the kill!



Rory says: I took your mom for prisoner last night!



Give it your best shot and try and best him(It's impossible)
Elvis
Your momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people shout "TAXI" at her.

Your momma's so dumb, she took a spoon to the SuperBowl.

Your momma's so dumb, she's sold her car just to buy petrol.

Just thought I'd start this thread off with a few old ones. Can't wait to hear some others thumbsup.gif
Magikman
No, this isn't a good idea. Too many of the 'jokes' are just too obscene and inappropriate.

MM
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