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Arnack
i come from the year 3007, and windering if anyone please has any questions about the future.
BASIC INFO
-Bush's duaghter's son's son's duaghter's sons' duaghter...ect until the first Women president is elected (bush is her great great great great great greatGrabdfather or something)
-Ed, ed and Eddy is a daily show on every chanell.
-Bush's son's son was president and accedently blew up the whitehouse and other great monuments.
-Aliens visit us often and we share food (I seruosly don't like there food)
-We 'out of orbited' the Milky way galaxy, went through a black hole, and evryone headed 200 years.
- Iraguois (Iraq) is now the main country in world destination II 'World/Planet Earth III ( known here as earth)
-Elvis found alive and elected for president. Destroyed Mars and Pluto.

That is the basics... any questions?
_hAiLO_
Yeah...I wish I was you
Arnack
Yes please.
joc
I thought this was the humor section. ph34r.gif
Richdog
That was possibly the most ridiculously unfunny, lame-assed post i've ever seen... and for UM that is quite an achievement... laugh.gif
Walken
Most certainly. These "I'm from the future" posts get old VERY fast.
Arnack
1. It's sopose to be lame... and it's not real lol.
FLY SPITTA
This certainly was fun for a brief moment. And I do mean a brief moment!
cerberus
You must know Busted then!
The Silver Thong
I raise pink turtles that alow me to fly through space haha funny stuff tongue.gif
Walken
I have a question...

Did the Album 'Out of State plates' make it big? How many of the singles that came off of it shoot to number one? Did Chris Collingwood join the A-list in it's aftermath? Did he ever give up LSD?
Arnack
I was dead then, so I don't know...
dead as in not born... could you say that?
Walken
Why don't you make a thread like this:

I am from the year 2012.

-The Album, Out of state plates, sold more copys than any over in the history of music, however the best-selling singles of it were recently beatan by a Beyonce/crazy frog remix.
BurnSide
Arnold Swartznegger will be elected President of the United States.
He has this to say:

"Zinbadinculator terminazinbatin gadoforkinsquinkatin!!"
Walken
Thats a good one!

-After a wait of 110 years, Prince Charles was told he had become king, and tragically died of a heart attack.
Conspiracy
lol thats pretty funny

RH2097
They sure use bad grammar and spelling in the future don't they?
Walken
Actually in 2080 correct grammar was aboloished in many states after the first Chav President was elected happy.gif
ShaunZero
In the year 2006, I was a year older.
RH2097
Oh, thanks Walken, my species cannot tell or predict human futures, only our own.
liljellybean
So tell me, what was the world like while I was dominating it? Did I end up destroying the American empire?
Walken
You never dominated it. A ruthless gang of hoodlums attacked and killed you when you asked them for spare change.
Great Big Sea
QUOTE(Walken @ May 14 2005, 12:24 PM)
Most certainly. These "I'm from the future" posts get old VERY fast.
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I was kinda wondering why it was in the jokes section thank god that it's just a joke! tongue.gif

QUOTE(Walken @ May 14 2005, 02:14 PM)
Thats a good one!

-After a wait of 110 years, Prince Charles was told he had become king, and tragically died of a heart attack.
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laugh.gif
Fable
QUOTE(BurnSide @ May 14 2005, 03:33 PM)
Arnold Swartznegger will be elected President of the United States.
He has this to say:

"Zinbadinculator terminazinbatin gadoforkinsquinkatin!!"
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Hooray! The future will be safe afterall!
Amalgamut
yes, and Camilla (sp) married prince henry tongue.gif
Fable
Cher will still be alive in 100 years. I suppose we all know that though.
EDUCANALE
QUOTE(Arnack @ May 14 2005, 07:10 PM)
i come from the year 3007, and windering if anyone please has any questions about the future.
BASIC INFO
-Bush's duaghter's son's son's duaghter's sons' duaghter...ect until the first Women president is elected (bush is her great great great great great greatGrabdfather or something)
-Ed, ed and Eddy is a daily show on every chanell.
-Bush's son's son was president and accedently blew up the whitehouse and other great monuments.
-Aliens visit us often and we share food (I seruosly don't like there food)
-We 'out of orbited' the Milky way galaxy, went through a black hole, and evryone headed 200 years.
- Iraguois (Iraq) is now the main country in world destination II 'World/Planet Earth III ( known here as earth)
-Elvis found alive and elected for president. Destroyed Mars and Pluto.

That is the basics... any questions?
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Yea.... One question? How come people from the year 3007 are IDIOTS when it comes to SPELLING and GRAMMAR????
snuffypuffer
Man, I suddenly miss 2055 and Kimm. crying.gif
Magikman
Yes, threads certainly were alot funnier back then, hey Snuffs? hmm.gif
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