Come here to tell about the stupid things you did lately. I did something that i wanna share with y'all because it's so stupid of me.

So, i went to the movies with my grandfather who is a huge movie fan. And after 20 minutes someone enters the movieroom (or however you call that thing) and sits right in front of me. So i'm thinking "Who is that? I remember her." After the movie i'm still thinking that i remember that girl from somewhere but i get over it... Untill i got home and started chatting with my new girlfriend. Then she tells me "Hey, i went to see this awesome movie today". And i responded "Elektra, 5 row, sixt seat on the left. Right before me"

So you see. I'm a freeging morron that can't even remember his own girlfriend. If anyone has something like this you can just post it here

Thats not so bad

I accidentally called my teacher "Mummy" in class...and I was in the 7th grade.

I once told a customer off at work that turned out to be one of my supervisors doing a "customer care" test. Y'know, where they call in and pretend to be an obnoxious customer.

and just for some chuckles...I was riding the bus a few months ago with a headcold. My nose was all blocked and I sneezed mucus all over the neck of a girl who was sitting in front of me.

My worse was when I walked around for the whole year, thinking I was actually a year younger than I truly was.

Well you can't blame a girl for trying.

I'm so stupid that I came within inches of actually telling a bunch of strangers on the net my stupidest moment!

Good one Drake, lol.

I have one.. it's really stupid. Until like a week ago, I always thought that south america and africa were the same place. Talk about feeling stupid, lol.

EDIT: removed racial term as its inappropriate.

this is a collection of the stupidity of my aunt in-laws, the dumbest people you could meet
one of them once said

-"you know when you have a baby, part of the mommies brain goes away to the baby so that baby will have a brain"

-"we flew in from florida to whashington and passed over the bermeuda triangle"

pretty dumb huh?

LOL! Tia, I've done that too!

I tried to send a text message to a friend once that said (we were travelling in different cars) "I-64 turns south" and I hit the send button when I was barely into it. She got the message and didn't know how to access it, so her daughter spent half an hour on the phone with tech support trying to figure it out. They finally were able to read it, and it just said, "I".

everything i do is stupid.

Most of the things i do are purposefully stupid or laughablly cute. haha.
But.. just to name something that i do a lot on accident.
If someone is with me and their giving me directions.. they tell me to turn left... and i get in the right lane.
This isnt just a now and then thing.. it happens a lot.. haha.

And a lot of times when im at work, to get a good laugh. When a new customer asks me how long ive been cutting hair i say" They just recruited me from collage a few days ago.. your only my second haircut." Or something alone those lines.
Its funny at some of the responses or looks i get.

Hi Undefined Innocence

I can totally relate to someone giving me directions, I too do the opposite of what they tell me.

But I do so many stupid things, that they've become a common occurrence.

Do you want to cut my hair?

Hi
And yessssssss, come onto the shop!!
hahaha.
Seriously.. ive been doing it for like almost 10 years.
But eh.. you should see the look on some peoples faces:))
Especially younger guys.. 18-19 yrs old .. you know.. the ones who are OBCESSED with their looks...

haha That was a good one man..

Ok...keep in mind I AM blonde. I was chatting online with my sister on cam. And she called me on the phone. Well when I saw her on the phone thru the cam, I asked her who she was talking to...LOL Don't know, I guess brain fart.

Then this morning at about 6:30am. My kids were blow drying their hair in the bathroom which is right next to my door and woke me up after working late. Needless to say I was ticked. So I called my mom after I had woke copletely up just to rant and rage about it. And I told her that the d*mn kids woke me up this morning frickin "vaccuming" their hair in the bathroom with the door open.

lol! These are all so funny!
I do the daftest things all the time, here is one of them.

I am a huge Nirvana fan, and I was in my friends house and we were watching the Kerrang! music channel. A very famous Nirvana song came on, Lithium, and the video starts before the music, and my friend (knowing the start of the video) said, "Hey this is Lithium!" and I said, "No it isn't, thats Nirvana!" I thought she meant some band called Lithium...oh how we laughed.

omfg..I remember when this happened.....I about fell outta my chair laughing

I remember another one!

I was out horse riding with my friend on Sunday, and every time a car passed us, she would hold out her hand as a signal for them to slow down. I knew there was a name for these commands, but I couldn't remember what it was called. I asked her if it was called Cross Country Roads and she looked at me, completely baffled. I tired again, and asked if it was Cross Country Codes, my friend was very confused at this point. I tried every combination possible of the words 'Cross Country Road Codes', and my friend eventually said, "Oh, you mean the Highway Code"

I was at my dad and Step mom's house and my daughter was eating nerds and I seen she dropped them on the floor. I then perceeded to pick them up. I then ate them. I didn't even realize this and my step mom said well we got some cat food that the cats forgot to eaty too. I was so embarressed.

i went to a public pool in a two piece, well me and my cousins jumped in and i had to get out to go to the restroom. when my cousin (girls) was just staring and started laughin i had no clue what she was laughin at untill i looked down, my top piece had fell under my breast! it was so embaressing!!! but i just hope no one saw but then there was alot of people!

I am not stupid. Not in the least

a few weeks ago i was on the phone with my girlfriend and she told her mom she was on the phone with her boyfriend and i said "who is he?" *smacks forehead*i really hate getting together for the first time lol

Well. There's my stupid moment on this board.

After witnessing a fight, I saw a police officer and told him to "Call 911!"

Kinda like..I need help someone quick...whats the number for 911?

Yeah, pretty much. I learned alot that day. Most importantly, I learned I'm intelligent, but lack common sense.

Happened to me yesterday! I thought someone was talking to me, but they were not so Ihad a whole conversation.........by myself!

oh man thats happened to me!

yesterday i blew up my sink by exploding it with small explosives

This was not me being stupid today, but it was this girl in my class she is sooo annoying! She was running from this one boy they ere messing around right... and she tryed jumping OVER a desk. But instead she landed right on it! And the desk flipped over and she fell smack on her a$$ it was so funny!!!

Well lets see. I was just getting up this morning and all the lights were off. I headed to the bathroom, flipped on the light, then crashed face first into the wall.