Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

Gold! Absolute gold!

ACG I don't know where you get them from - but keep them coming

hasn't this been posted before? oh well, it's still funny! lol

lol too cute, I'll have to remember these for future reference.

I love these!

But my favourite is:

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: No, I'm an angel, I had wings.

Oh GAWD! Some of those are worth a try ..LMAO! Tho... hmmmm... ive never realy had any of those lines used on me. Well DARN it all!

HA HA HA

Yesh these are totally killer!!!! :D:D:D:D

They're great.

Isn't this what most women say?

Drat...I've never used that line darkninja...Im going to have to try it now...

I've actually said this in reply to a lame come on:

Question: "Hey baby, can I have your digits!?" (cell phone #)
Answer: "No, because I'll need at least one to flip you off!"

hehe, that is a VERY lame Chat-up line....

I agree! Keep em coming!



I don't think my sister would be too happy if some guy did that to us at a bar or pub! She has one mean punch! I think it would be kick a$$ if some girl actually said those back!

if your left leg is christmas and your right new years can I visit you inbetween the holidays.

lol, yeup. That's awesome..... and what women are mostley thinking..... lol!