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Amalgamut
QUOTE(SilverCougar @ May 19 2005, 07:29 PM)
Even Hell for the christians was taken from the Norse goddess of the underworld.. Hel...
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How old Norse Mythology?
SilverCougar
Que? Hel's been the goddess of the Viking underworld since.. long as they had a pantheon.. long long before the romans had anything to do with them...
Amalgamut
QUOTE(SilverCougar @ May 19 2005, 08:39 PM)
Que?  Hel's been the goddess of the Viking underworld since.. long as they had a pantheon.. long long before the romans had anything to do with them...
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Do you have a date? or any idea?

just curious.
SilverCougar
A date? For when Vikings started and had gods? That's like asking if anyone has an exact date that spands tens of thousands of years for when the native americans crossed the landbridge from asia to the americas...

That and because many records have been lost or changed to fit the conquering needs...
Amalgamut
QUOTE(SilverCougar @ May 19 2005, 08:56 PM)
A date? For when Vikings started and had gods?  That's like asking if anyone has an exact date that spands tens of thousands of years for when the native americans crossed the landbridge from asia to the americas...

That and because many records have been lost or changed to fit the conquering needs...
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Then how do you know Christianity borrowed it? if you don't know exactly when the Norse's talked of "Hel"? or whatever you were saying.
SilverCougar
Because what records have made it... Hel was being worshiped long before the romans came to northern Europe...

Hel
Daughter of Loki and the giant Angurboda. She is the sister of Fenrir (Fenris-wolf) and Jormungand (Midgard serpent). She is the goddess of the underworld. Her realm was Niflheim and her hall, Elvidnir [misery]. She was described as half white and half black.


http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~cherryne/myth...Chronology.html

Read the Introduction...

http://encyclopedia.laborlawtalk.com/Hel_%28goddess%29

http://encyclopedia.laborlawtalk.com/Hell
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The English word 'hell' comes from the Norse 'Hel', which originally referred to the goddess of the Norse underworld. The original meaning was likely "The Hidden": compare Anglo-Saxon helan and Latin celare = "to hide". (Also, the Greek words `Hades' and similar, came from Greek a-wid- = "not seen".)



Shall I pull out more?
JMPD1
Well let me see if I can provide some data. The first recorded known sighting of vikings occured in Europe @ 790 CE. It is suggested that they had a loose alliance of tribes as early as the 2nd century CE.

And, strangely enough, the term "Viking" was not their race name, but rather, an occupation. For one "to go Viking", meant to rove the sea in search of combat, plunder, and glory.

SilverCougar
Des vikings like ta shlep all oiver da woild!
Amalgamut
QUOTE(SilverCougar @ May 19 2005, 09:48 PM)
Shall I pull out more?
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I asked a girl that once, she told me "yes." w00t.gif
hyperactive
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 19 2005, 08:45 PM)
QUOTE(SilverCougar @ May 19 2005, 09:48 PM)
Shall I pull out more?
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I asked a girl that once, she told me "yes." w00t.gif
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*ding* thumbsup.gif ohmy.gif laugh.gif

quite the opposite of mortal combat (via the blade) where it is better to be short by one inch than long by 5.
Amalgamut
If I am not mistaken, the first word used to describe "hell" in the bible is "hades," which is Greek, and it consists of two parts.
SilverCougar
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 20 2005, 04:45 AM)
QUOTE(SilverCougar @ May 19 2005, 09:48 PM)
Shall I pull out more?
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I asked a girl that once, she told me "yes." w00t.gif
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You asked for proof! I gave it to you! tongue.gif
Turtle
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 20 2005, 12:45 AM)
QUOTE(SilverCougar @ May 19 2005, 09:48 PM)
Shall I pull out more?
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rofl.gif

I asked a girl that once, she told me "yes." w00t.gif
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zandore
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 20 2005, 12:45 AM)
QUOTE(SilverCougar @ May 19 2005, 09:48 PM)
Shall I pull out more?
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I asked a girl that once, she told me "yes." w00t.gif
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ohmy.gif That kind of talk from a Christian?


PS. It was a good one innocent.gif
SilverCougar
*rolls her eyes* men...
zandore
QUOTE(SilverCougar @ May 20 2005, 02:51 PM)
*rolls her eyes* men...
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My My My What pretty eyes you have whistling2.gif
Amalgamut
Shall I pull out more?
Amalgamut
rofl.gif rofl.gif tongue.gif ^^^
SilverCougar
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 20 2005, 07:47 PM)
Shall I pull out more?
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If you do.. someone here will be banned for indecent exposure, and or... sliced salami... >)
101
shoot yeah I'd like it. devil.gif
cephei
Put that away and get back on topic! tongue.gif
hyperactive
these last few posts show one way heaven would suck....


with no sex, and no talk of sex,no innuendo of sex.... gee, what would guys think about to replace all those recurring thoughts of sex?

i guess the god would have his empty-minded minions he always wanted rolleyes.gif
BobaFett
QUOTE(cephei @ May 20 2005, 10:02 PM)
Put that away and get back on topic!  tongue.gif
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I kind of think this new disscussion is a bit more interesting then the actual topic... laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif santa.gif cat.gif tongue.gif happy.gif original.gif wacko.gif blink.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif
Amalgamut
What is sex?
SilverCougar
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 20 2005, 10:38 PM)
What is sex?
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rolleyes.gif yeah...riiiight..
Amalgamut
QUOTE(SilverCougar @ May 20 2005, 04:43 PM)
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 20 2005, 10:38 PM)
What is sex?
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rolleyes.gif yeah...riiiight..
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no really, im a christian i don't do those things.
SilverCougar
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 20 2005, 10:46 PM)
QUOTE(SilverCougar @ May 20 2005, 04:43 PM)
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 20 2005, 10:38 PM)
What is sex?
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rolleyes.gif yeah...riiiight..
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no really, im a christian i don't do those things.
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1) joke answer: AHAhahaha..ahaha....ha...

2) serious answer: You poor poor sheltered child you...
Amalgamut
QUOTE(SilverCougar @ May 20 2005, 04:53 PM)
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 20 2005, 10:46 PM)
QUOTE(SilverCougar @ May 20 2005, 04:43 PM)
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 20 2005, 10:38 PM)
What is sex?
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rolleyes.gif yeah...riiiight..
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no really, im a christian i don't do those things.
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1) joke answer: AHAhahaha..ahaha....ha...

2) serious answer: You poor poor sheltered child you...
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BobaFett
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 20 2005, 10:46 PM)
QUOTE(SilverCougar @ May 20 2005, 04:43 PM)
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 20 2005, 10:38 PM)
What is sex?
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rolleyes.gif yeah...riiiight..
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no really, im a christian i don't do those things.
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Wait-if Christians aren't supposed to have sex, shouldn't someone tell the Catholics? I REALLY don't think they know. grin2.gif
hyperactive
QUOTE(BobaFett @ May 20 2005, 06:36 PM)
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 20 2005, 10:46 PM)
QUOTE(SilverCougar @ May 20 2005, 04:43 PM)
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 20 2005, 10:38 PM)
What is sex?
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rolleyes.gif yeah...riiiight..
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no really, im a christian i don't do those things.
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Wait-if Christians aren't supposed to have sex, shouldn't someone tell the Catholics? I REALLY don't think they know. grin2.gif
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rolleyes.gif laugh.gif there was a study once that showed RC's enjoy sex more than any other religious group - they see it as a connection to their god.
Turtle
QUOTE(hyperactive @ May 20 2005, 10:41 PM)
QUOTE(BobaFett @ May 20 2005, 06:36 PM)
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 20 2005, 10:46 PM)
QUOTE(SilverCougar @ May 20 2005, 04:43 PM)
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 20 2005, 10:38 PM)
What is sex?
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rolleyes.gif yeah...riiiight..
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no really, im a christian i don't do those things.
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Wait-if Christians aren't supposed to have sex, shouldn't someone tell the Catholics? I REALLY don't think they know. grin2.gif
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rolleyes.gif laugh.gif there was a study once that showed RC's enjoy sex more than any other religious group - they see it as a connection to their god.
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Especially the priests disgust.gif
Lady
wot about the peeps that eblieve in the sacred feminine? they used to hold mass orgies as they believed orgasm was the closest thing a human could get to being in touch with God...
Amalgamut
QUOTE(Lady @ May 21 2005, 06:10 AM)
wot about the peeps that eblieve in the sacred feminine?  they used to hold mass orgies as they believed orgasm was the closest thing a human could get to being in touch with God...
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Wow, what religion is this? (I may have to convert) devil.gif
zandore
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 21 2005, 12:40 PM)
QUOTE(Lady @ May 21 2005, 06:10 AM)
wot about the peeps that eblieve in the sacred feminine?  they used to hold mass orgies as they believed orgasm was the closest thing a human could get to being in touch with God...
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Wow, what religion is this? (I may have to convert) devil.gif
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Blasphemy!
A heathen sinner now?
101
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 21 2005, 04:40 PM)
QUOTE(Lady @ May 21 2005, 06:10 AM)
wot about the peeps that eblieve in the sacred feminine?  they used to hold mass orgies as they believed orgasm was the closest thing a human could get to being in touch with God...
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Wow, what religion is this? (I may have to convert) devil.gif
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angry.gif Shame shame on you. You must admit and confess your sins Amal. original.gif
Amalgamut
QUOTE(zandore @ May 21 2005, 10:57 AM)

Blasphemy!
A heathen sinner now?
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I should probably be burnt at the stake.
zandore
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 21 2005, 01:09 PM)
QUOTE(zandore @ May 21 2005, 10:57 AM)

Blasphemy!
A heathen sinner now?
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I should probably be burnt at the stake.
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Don't they do that to a "Witch"?
Amalgamut
QUOTE(zandore @ May 21 2005, 11:11 AM)
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ May 21 2005, 01:09 PM)
QUOTE(zandore @ May 21 2005, 10:57 AM)

Blasphemy!
A heathen sinner now?
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I should probably be burnt at the stake.
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Don't they do that to a "Witch"?
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yep
zandore
So.....How does it feel to have done something to get burnt at the stake?
DEATHBOT 2000
I don't understand what 'form' you go to heaven in.

By that I mean do you get a choice of how old you are in heaven? If not, nearly everybody there will be elderly!
zandore
QUOTE(DEATHBOT 2000 Posted Today @ 01:44 PM )
I don't understand what 'form' you go to heaven in.

By that I mean do you get a choice of how old you are in heaven? If not, nearly everybody there will be elderly!
Here is the original post DB.


QUOTE(BobaFett @ May 16 2005, 02:19 PM)
Imagine always being happy and always knowing everything.  Its fun at first but then it gets really boring really fast.  Now imagine being all the above for ALL ETERNITY.  thats the heaven that everyone always seems to preach whenever they're describing heaven.  Not to sound sacreligous or anything, but heaven sounds depressing.  Life is made interesting by learning new things and experiencing new things.  Being unhappy and learning makes living fun.  I can't fully describe what I'm am trying to say, but I hope its at least a bit understandable.  Am I the only one who thinks this, or are there others out there who are depressed by the concept of the Christian life-after death?
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DEATHBOT 2000
I'm sorry zandore I still don't understand. dontgetit.gif I read it so asked my question above.

Say I die when I'm 80 years old. I go to heaven (hopefully) and I'm still 80 years old, meanig that I have to be 80 years old for eternity, with the back pain and loose bladder and the forgetfulness etc.

OK so, I'm painting an unfair picture of old age, but still, it seems unfair.

hyperactive
QUOTE(zandore @ May 21 2005, 09:31 AM)
So.....How does it feel to have done something to get burnt at the stake?
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wasn't the original biblical line:
"do onto others as you would have done onto you"?

which later became (as a product of the animal nature of man):
"do onto others before they do onto you".

rolleyes.gif innocent.gif
Amalgamut
QUOTE(DEATHBOT 2000 @ May 21 2005, 11:53 AM)
I'm sorry zandore I still don't understand. dontgetit.gif  I read it so asked my question above.

Say I die when I'm 80 years old. I go to heaven (hopefully) and I'm still 80 years old, meanig that I have to be 80 years old for eternity, with the back pain and loose bladder and the forgetfulness etc.

OK so, I'm painting an unfair picture of old age, but still, it seems unfair.
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We are all promised a new heaven and new bodies at the time of the resurrection.

All things will be made new.

Say you were 80 and you died and went to heaven, you probably would be in your best form in heaven (say like when you were 25 or 30).

However I do not fully know, but when I die, I'll try and write. thumbsup.gif
zandore
QUOTE(DEATHBOT 2000 Posted Today @ 01:53 PM )
I'm sorry zandore I still don't understand.  I read it so asked my question above.
laugh.gif This post is about Heaven being boring!
Sorry about laughing at you!
hyperactive
QUOTE(zandore @ May 21 2005, 10:06 AM)
QUOTE(DEATHBOT 2000 Posted Today @  01:53 PM )
I'm sorry zandore I still don't understand.  I read it so asked my question above.
laugh.gif This post is about Heaven being boring!
Sorry about laughing at you!
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could it not be true though that heaven is boring only because it denys all the animalistic natures of man? from an animal's perspective, it would be boring, but what if heaven is the ascention beyond animalism and hell is the embodyment of animalism? then you must choose to evolve or devolve!

(now don't take this as me defending the holy books, just playing a little devil.gif 's advocate)
zandore
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(now don't take this as me defending the holy books, just playing a little devil.gif  's advocate)
Not a chance of that happening. laugh.gif


But it does make me wonder though!
hyperactive
QUOTE(zandore @ May 21 2005, 10:15 AM)
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(now don't take this as me defending the holy books, just playing a little devil.gif  's advocate)
Not a chance of that happening. laugh.gif


But it does make me wonder though!
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indeed. when you take all the god gobeldegook(?) out of the picture there are some valuable undertones to the books. as a more philosophical message it says we should strive to develop into something better (develop our higher brain functions) and strive to reduce our allowance of responses from the more primative brain structures.

edit: decided to explicidly spell out the implied in the above -> when we do develop our higher functions and reduce the impact of the primative brain structures, we will expunge any traces of gods and thus religion happy.gif (religion will be its own downfall, or knowledge alone will be religion's downfall. either way.....)
zandore
QUOTE(hyperactive Posted Today @ 02:20 PM )
(religion will be its own downfall, or knowledge alone will be religion's downfall. either way.....)
Religions apparent refusal to acknowledge the importance of knowledge?
Lady
quick question, for the people who were talking about blasphemy, how can the sacred feminine etc be blasphemous if that's the religion u believe in? surely it would only be blasphamous to different forms of religion and if that isn't urs then it's not blasphemy - see? wink2.gif
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