Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but
never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that
really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the
sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got some.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I
don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask, because you are my
friend. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you
can only think of nine.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you
move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

YESS!! You are a GOD!!!... DESS!!!!!!!!

LOLOL, that describes me and my friends to a T.

Love the threads you post like this haha

OH gawd.. and i thought i was the only one to laugh at someone for falling.
Once my couisn/bestfriend fell going UP some steps.. and i rushed over and asked if she was okay.. she said yes.. and so i let go, i nearly cried i laughed so hard.

thats like what me and my buddys do lol

LOL!

a good friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to u saying" Boy, that was fun!"

HA HA HA

I know just who to send this to.

this is adorable. I have a perfect friend to send it to.

Yeah same here exact same thing as us

Well I'd say that's the story of my life.