COWS, CONSTITUTION, AND TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves
to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just
give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked
for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse:
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges
and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!
**No Offense to the Lawyers, Judges, and Politicians who read this.
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QUOTE(LilaBurrows @ May 18 2005, 03:05 PM)
COWS, CONSTITUTION, AND TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves
to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
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COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves
to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
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Now that is a fantastic idea
lmao! good one!
HAHA!!! That was good! 
Oh that's great! Thanks for posting.
That is cute.
To track an illegal alien with a cow. The cow tracking devices manufactured by LilaBurrows
The constitution is so true. I mean they don't look at it anymore why not let them have it.
Oh and The 10 Commandments. Religious or non - religious people don't follow them anyway. They just bypass over them. Well let's just have sex with so and so's wife and ask for forgiveness. It is crazy. I on the other hand try to follow the commandments.
11th commandment Thou shalt not eat saurkrat and wienies. lol.
To track an illegal alien with a cow. The cow tracking devices manufactured by LilaBurrows
The constitution is so true. I mean they don't look at it anymore why not let them have it.
Oh and The 10 Commandments. Religious or non - religious people don't follow them anyway. They just bypass over them. Well let's just have sex with so and so's wife and ask for forgiveness. It is crazy. I on the other hand try to follow the commandments.
11th commandment Thou shalt not eat saurkrat and wienies. lol.
QUOTE(Mystic Mog @ May 18 2005, 08:06 AM)
QUOTE(LilaBurrows @ May 18 2005, 03:05 PM)
COWS, CONSTITUTION, AND TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves
to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
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COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves
to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
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Now that is a fantastic idea
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I was just thinking that!
But on a serious note I agree with the cow thing.
As much as I would like to be the one credited with the GPS Cow/Illegal Alien tracking system, it wasn't an idea of mine. This was a forwarded email from my mother. It was email number 14 for today and I got it at 9am. My mom has more time on her hands than I do..... 
QUOTE(LilaBurrows @ May 18 2005, 09:05 AM)
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse:
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges
and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!
**No Offense to the Lawyers, Judges, and Politicians who read this.
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That is so true!!
QUOTE(LilaBurrows @ May 18 2005, 03:05 PM)
COWS, CONSTITUTION, AND TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves
to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
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COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves
to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
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Maybe we should all give them a cow. Isn't it ridiculous that there are that many illegal aliens in our country?
You realize that now the conspiracy theorists will want to outlaw cows, right?
Do you think they have cow chips installed?
QUOTE(Mystic Mog @ May 18 2005, 08:06 AM)
QUOTE(LilaBurrows @ May 18 2005, 03:05 PM)
COWS, CONSTITUTION, AND TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves
to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
[right][snapback]627847[/snapback][/right]
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves
to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
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Now that is a fantastic idea
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aha Yeah that would be huh.
Oh God's I loved this post, Thank You!!!
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