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*MoG*
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. FACTS

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.



CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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Ooops title should read Nutritian
Dr1273
LOL....HAHAHA...HEHEHE....LMFAO......what ???????? ohmy.gif
henpeck69
It does seem like the U.S.A. has more health problems! hmm.gif
nativechick1989
laugh.gif laugh.gif HA HA HA laugh.gif laugh.gif

That's a good one thumbsup.gif
Firien
so eat mexicanjapanese,italian, german and african food and we will be fine. right?
__Kratos__
China is screwed... because China actually has more english speaking people then the United States!
Ravinar
its because we americans are fast food junkies no.gif
Undefined_innocence
love the new avitar and signature pic Mystic grin2.gif

And i usually eat what i want anyhow..lol
Firien
right now a pile of peanut butter, chocolate chips sound good. one can dream right?
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