I recently met a young woman at a party with whom I immediately fell madly in lust. She didn't react quite the same way, but neither did she reject me out of hand. I began sending her email messages each day containing 10 reasons she should go out with me.

Ill list a fue, he's got 391 reasons, u ladies should date this guy.
1.If you let me take you to dinner, you get free food.
2.I give good back rubs.
3.I have not been indicted in the Whitewater hearings.
4.I'm a good listener.
5.It's more fun than hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
6.I have my own razor (actually 2).
7.I have never broken into a bear's home and eaten all his porridge.
8.I have no communicable diseases.
9.You might actually enjoy it.
10.I always resist the urge to poke sharp objects into my ear on the first date.
11.I didn't shoot J.R.
12.I am persistent.
13.As of yet, I have never overlooked the importance of regular, continuous breathing.
14.I can usually eat spaghetti without getting sauce on my shirt.
15.I have never pulled the football away from Charlie Brown
16.My shoelaces are hardly ever untied.
17.I only tie women up and spank them when they ask me to.
18.The rumors of my involvement in the Chernobyl crisis are mostly unfounded.
19.I can, at the touch of a button, have a pizza delivered to me in 30 minutes or less.
20.Cats seem to like me.
Here's some good ones:
23.I seldom pick a fight with inanimate objects.

I always remember to use pixie dust when attempting to jump out of a window and fly.

Elvis is dead and Bob Saget is married; who's left?

My teddy bear wants to meet you.

I'll supply the chocolate chip cookies.
I have never gambled away a girlfriend in Las Vegas.
I have no plans to give the Pope a wedgie.

I know all the words to the "Gilligan's Island" theme, but won't sing it unless asked.

The police have never considered me to be a large black man.

I don't *just* want to grope your body.

There is seldom any doubt that I am human.

Some people have children to buy toys. I feel it's cheaper and more dignified to cut out the middleman and buy toys for myself.

The lisy goes on its funny but a long read.
http://www.skirtman.org/newreasons.html

I love it.

here are some reasons a man should date me.

I smell good

I cook

I clean

I give good foot massages

I will let you watch tv and hold the remote

oh and I will get you your beer and open it with my thighs

I can count and say my abc's

oh and I like to kiss

And I will always let you kiss me even if you have bad breath or something in your teeth

i tell you when you have something in your hair

i will let you drive my car

Any takers?

"oh and I will get you your beer and open it with my thighs"


I'm packed.

Okay so when are you coming?

coming? hee hee ......

whenever babydoll!

great I will get the beer ready and in the frig. See ya soon. Bye Love.

Those are hilarious! I wonder if she ever went out with him? (I didn't follow the link yet.)

Reasons to date the Lupine

1: Single
2: Can cook beans on toast (top that Jamir oliver)
3: Does a graet Fox Lupine Impression
4: I have a cowboy hat1
5: I've been told by a friend I hilarious...admittedly shes deaf but....
6: Told by the same friend I'm gorgerous...shes also blind
7: I'm a DR WHO fan
8: I think....hope....I'm male
9: COWBOY HAT!
10: i cun spull
11: Doom is a three letter word
12: Cool is spelt "N.O.T. . F. O.X
13: I was recently voted coolest of the village idiots
14: Single
15: Never repeat my self
16: Never repeat my self
17: I have a cat, she'll vouch for me!
18: I can't open beer with my legsd...but my hands
19: I don't give back rubs!
20: I NEVER tell blond or redhead jokes

p.s- got a lot of blond and redhead jokes, pm me for them

Reasons to date me:



1) I am single
2) I can cook Chinese, Italian and American food
3) I can build/fix network your computers
4) I have never cheated on a girlfriend
5) I can give really good back and shoulder massages-so I am told
5) I really don't drink beer much, but i can open a bottle of wine or champaine very well
6) I not only will listen to you, I will hear what you are saying and acknowledge it.
7) I have no diseases to give you
8) I would never hurt a woman-unless she begged.....
9) Every woman who has ever known me would describe me as a "nice guy"
10) my VCR is not stuck flashing 12:00 and I can set yours too.
11) Only been to vegas once-and won $40.00
12) I can't dance, but will try just for you
13) I am old enough to be mature and young enough to still be playful
14) You will always be a better speller than me

Reasons NOT to date me (something different then everyone else)

1) Im moody 5-7 days a month

2) I dont like to cook. And nor can i cook.

3) I dont like to clean (who does?)

4) Ill flirt with all your friends

5) Ill embarrass you just because i can. And laugh about it too!

6) Ill ask you to paint my toenails for me

7) Ill ask you to rub my feet ( foot fetishes are welcome)

8) I WILL NOT wear my hair the way you want it.

9) And i will cut your hair the way i want it

10) I bite.

11) I scratch

12) PMS

13)Headaches

14) Lots of bad hair days.

15) If yo uinterrupt my computertime your sleeping on the couch!!


hahaha.. j/k, but it was funny. To me.

7 Reasons to date/ hate me

1. I'm single (for the moment, be fast, or else i'm gone)
2. I have a huge .... appitite
3. I love to dance (breaking only, do not attempt to dance with me when i headspin)
4. I'm atletic (don't find something funny here, maybe i should become fat)
5. I have an artistic side ( i write poems about ponys and flowers, that explode )
6. I can drive a car (though i don't have a drivers license yet)
7. Me be great in languages like Engrish (No Comment)

Reason to date me..


1) Im good in bed.

well, i prolly shouldn't say this, but i'm not really into guys..... any girls out there for me?

*cough* sure