> I shave my legs,
> I sit down to pee.
> And I can justify any shopping spree.
> Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
> I can get a massage without a h*rd-on.
> I can balance the checkbook,
> I can pump my own gas.
> Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
> My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
> At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
> I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
> And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
> I never forget an important date.
> You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
> I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
> Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
> I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
> And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a b****.
> Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
> In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
> Flowers are okay,
> But jewelry's best.
> Look at me you idiot...
> Not at my chest!!
> I don't have a problem,
> With Expressing my feelings.
> I know when you're lying,
> You look at the ceiling.
> DON'T call me a GIRL ,
> a BABE or a CHICK .
> I am a WOMAN.
> Get it?, you D**K!?!

Great poem!

lol....

But lots of woman are b****'s without being assertive.

love it so true, apart from the gorey movies part that is!

lol, i can sort of relate to that, but i have no self confidence. but i have had a lot of guys say some stuff like that, lol

" I don't watch movies with lots of gore"

I love gore.