Okay, I promise this time my thread is not entirely pointless. Here's the deal; list a google keyword for the next person to google. That person must than report the strange findings or share sheer number of results from that search. The object is to present a keyword or subject that results in the strangest, funniest, or most search results.
Happy hunting!

OK....so I list a keyword and the next person posts what they came up with via Google?

the keyword will be: treasure

23,200,000 hits for that particular work.

Keyword: Jerky

Only 1,450,000 sights for Jerky!

Didn't find anything to unusual; here are the search results

Jerky

Your next word: Squishy

1,230,000 hits for Jerky....the first 3 pages were devoted to Beef Jerky

Dolls

20,600,000 for Dolls

Billy

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squishy had 686,000 possibilities....the first "odd" one was
THIS

Billy Bear site for kids.

Tuba

Oops, sorry about the last post, I read it wrong

Quiet all right- we forgive you.

2,330,000 sights for Tuba

The first website is "International Tuba Euphonium Association"

Tuba

Your next word: Euphonium

678,000 possiblities


Next word.....keyboard

forgot to post another keyword...my bad

FUR

Fur: 15,700,000 sights

The first website: Fur Is Dead: Learn what happens on fur farms and in the wild; followed by: furs.comFur Online: The largest resource site on the web for fur fashion, video and shopping.

Next word: Chuckles

oops....953,000


Next word is.... mashed

Mashed: 2,560,000

Mashed Taters!!!! gotta love it!

Your word....word

328,000,000 ..wow


Your next word......girl

Girl: 114,000,000

Hmmm...nope no porn...

Next word: Discombobulate

Discombobulate: 17,800 results.


next google: Floccinaucinihilipilification

7,140 returns

Failure (look at first listing )

7140 possibles for flocc....whatever
That F word

next is: supercalifragilisticexpealidocious ( I sure hope I spelled that right )

48,200 for supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Halitosis

Failure: 99,000,000 results

Ha The first entry is sooooo perfect!

Next word: Wombat

Halitosis

403,000 sites

next word is: viper

Halitosis: 399,000...you'd think there would be more.

Loads of bad breath adds and research, yum.

Your next word is still: wombat

Wombat: 699,000

Next Word: The

The: 4,700,000,000...we have a new record!!!

The first link...The Onion.

Your word: uncouth

Uncouth: 287,000

The Uncouth Sloth

Next: Email

Email: 1,250,000,000

Yahoo mail...I love it

Your next word: Pulchritude

Pulchritude 56,700 results!

Here's a thought; have you ever googled for your screen name or/ even better, *your full legal name!? (*on that note, it will boggle the mind just how far reaching the net is! (It's fun to conduct an images google on those too. Have you always wanted to be in pictures!? haha! )

With that thought, next google: GoddessWhispers

GoddessWhispers- 'about 7'

Next is...SweatyBetty

"About 7", most of which seem to be 'Unexplained mysteries discussion forums'... and okcupid.com.

"Sweaty Betty"; "about 32,900", best of which is "Sweaty Betty's Hair Salon" in Missouri.

Tauntaun, anyone?

20,000 results and the top link is to a Star Wars site!


Next googlie: The OriginalF

Only 1,180 for that one

Next one distruction

i got 78,100 for distruction.
but I think you meant destruction>> 34,300,000

i found this weird site. http://toydestruction.com/
"TAKING ARE NEGATIVE FEELINGS OUT ON DEFENSLESS INANIMATE OBJECTS"
um...okay



toenails

Ingrown toenails, ewwwww! 456,000 matches

Next word; Simpsons

Uh.. 10,100,000 for simpsons..

Nothing strange here.. all The Simpsons Show stuff.. whoa.. one site actually has a 'Wooohoo!' like the guy says. (I don't watch it, the father dude, says woohoo or something)


My word: Bob

Bob: 102,000,000

We have Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bob The Builder, and Bob Jones University, What a Quartet!

Your Next Word: Crud

Hey, don't forget Bob Saget, because he's god

Bob Saget Is God

Crud..crud.. I crud, you crud, we all CRUD

808,000

..Crud music magazine..

..Crud choppers/bikers

Next: Goofy

Goofy: 3,520,000

Brings back memories of a fond childhood!

Next: Smudge

Smudge; 651,000. And the first site Link is a riot! ("The Smudge Report--the Political Opposite of the Drudge Report with breaking news and links you'll never hear about on Hate Radio...")

And on the google images search for Smudge: 11,100. Featuring a picture of a chic doing something really odd with a cute cat.

Oopsie, forgot the next googlie; How about we expand the search parameters to include activities!?

Wind Surfing

Ha yes I checked out the smudge report...too funny! And why are they choking that poor cat?

Wind Surfing: 1,460,000

Lots of pretty pictures of people wind surfing.

Next Search: Lawnmower Spotting

7,930 for Lawnmower Spotting .
There was a link on learning how to barf


Keyword: Abba Vs. Joe

abba vs joe 195,000

the best one was THIS
Anyone But Bush Again

next word: saucy

Saucy: 661,000 sights

Next search: Wombat Vengence

Wombat Vengence when spelled incorreectly like here, you get 593 hits.

Spelled Correctly like so:Wombat Vengeance, you get 6, 720 hits.

Search: Cheese Fries Take Over The World.

Cheese Fries Take Over The World. While that phrase garnered 624, 000 results (with just 1 on google images @ the MamaBuzz Cafe') all I can say is....


Eeeeeeek! Run for your lives! Or to the nearest Can-O-Cheeze Whiz, and convert or die dang it!

Next googlism: Puckered monkey lips

Puckered monkey lips :11,200

Well there are cop jokes.

Next: Stumpy's lost shoe