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__Kratos__
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.


#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.


#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.


#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"


#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
_Nyx_
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*MoG*
QUOTE(__Kratos__ @ May 25 2005, 05:46 AM)



AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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Oooo cheeky laugh.gif
sowegaMIB
i thought that was just to funny, i have to send that to a friend

but we both cost $$$$.....
GoddessWhispers
11. Just because their kocked, doesn't mean their able to fire!

Oopsie! Bad woman, bad, bad! That would be sexist and included in the post; "10 reasons why a handgun resembles a man!" Baaaad Goddess, for shame! *hangs head*user posted image
JMPD1
QUOTE(GoddessWhispers @ May 25 2005, 05:04 PM)
11. Just because their [B]kocked, doesn't mean their able to fire! [/B]

Oopsie! Bad woman, bad, bad! That would be sexist and included in the post; "10 reasons why a handgun resembles a man!" Baaaad Goddess, for shame! *hangs head*user posted image
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bad goddess! report to my place for corrective discipline.
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girty1600
heh heh! Good one! laugh.gif
brittish_gurl
lol........ yeup...... this is so sexist..... but it's funny and totally true.......
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