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DJ_Quinn
How Many Bigfoot Babies Were Born in 2005?


That's a question veteran cryptozoologist Loren Coleman of Portland, Maine, is going to ask at Bellingham, Washington's Sasquatch Research Conference on May 28, 2005. Think about it. Why hasn't it been asked before?

Coleman, who authored the 2003 bestseller Bigfoot! The True Story of Apes in America, is challenging the attendees to think outside the usual Sasquatch box. Why, he asks, have researchers avoided an analysis of Sasquatch sexuality, breeding, and reproduction rates? Bigfoot diet, walking styles, sleeping habits, family group size, skeletal structure, foot diversity, and fossil ancestors have been the topics of in-depth analyses and past research. Coleman wants to know why has an unrealistic taboo been placed around a subject that has formed the basis of complete conferences for great apes, humans, and other animals: the sexuality and mating activities of Sasquatch. Coleman, who has been doing fieldwork for 45 years, is not afraid to thrust forth in this virgin territory, and will invite future research in the bush on these topics.

In his Saturday, May 28, 2005, 3 PM (Pacific time), illustrated talk ("Sex and the Single Sasquatch: Looking at the Biology of a Real Primate"), Loren Coleman will overview Bigfoot hunters shyness about the subject and the personal ridicule he has confronted. He will indicate artwork, case studies, photographs, and sightings, which give a hint of the sexual activity and gender-specific body parts (penises and breasts) of Sasquatch. And he will invite the conference to come up with its considered opinion as to how many Bigfoot offspring are being born per year in North America.

Loren Coleman can be reached via email at <lcoleman@maine.rr.com>

Vallheru
QUOTE(DJ_Quinn @ May 25 2005, 12:11 PM)
How Many Bigfoot Babies Were Born in 2005?

 
That's a question veteran cryptozoologist Loren Coleman of Portland, Maine, is going to ask at Bellingham, Washington's Sasquatch Research Conference on May 28, 2005. Think about it. Why hasn't it been asked before?

Coleman, who authored the 2003 bestseller Bigfoot! The True Story of Apes in America, is challenging the attendees to think outside the usual Sasquatch box. Why, he asks, have researchers avoided an analysis of Sasquatch sexuality, breeding, and reproduction rates? Bigfoot diet, walking styles, sleeping habits, family group size, skeletal structure, foot diversity, and fossil ancestors have been the topics of in-depth analyses and past research. Coleman wants to know why has an unrealistic taboo been placed around a subject that has formed the basis of complete conferences for great apes, humans, and other animals: the sexuality and mating activities of Sasquatch. Coleman, who has been doing fieldwork for 45 years, is not afraid to thrust forth in this virgin territory, and will invite future research in the bush on these topics.

In his Saturday, May 28, 2005, 3 PM (Pacific time), illustrated talk ("Sex and the Single Sasquatch: Looking at the Biology of a Real Primate"), Loren Coleman will overview Bigfoot hunters shyness about the subject and the personal ridicule he has confronted. He will indicate artwork, case studies, photographs, and sightings, which give a hint of the sexual activity and gender-specific body parts (penises and breasts) of Sasquatch. And he will invite the conference to come up with its considered opinion as to how many Bigfoot offspring are being born per year in North America.

Loren Coleman can be reached via email at <lcoleman@maine.rr.com>
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Oh man, that's an absurd question.... w00t.gif
Wedge
Makes me kind of horny...
DJ_Quinn
QUOTE(Wedge @ May 25 2005, 12:33 PM)
Makes me kind of horny...
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Easy wedge. We don't need a new bigfoot sub-species out there.
Zackery00
QUOTE(Wedge @ May 25 2005, 07:33 AM)
Makes me kind of horny...
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What's wrong with you? Disgusting...
DJ_Quinn
QUOTE(Zackery00 @ May 25 2005, 12:40 PM)
QUOTE(Wedge @ May 25 2005, 07:33 AM)
Makes me kind of horny...
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What's wrong with you? Disgusting...
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I'll dare to presume that the Bigfoot would not enjoy the experience either.
matthewgoad
Dude that was a burn!
Conspiracy
QUOTE(Wedge @ May 25 2005, 06:33 AM)
Makes me kind of horny...
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i got one thing to say..

Sick.


sibyll
you mean to say no one else gets off to big foot, but i had all these posters ands centre folds. no.gif oh my god.
hunkydorey
Are bf realted to Bonobos(sp) ? original.gif sorry drunk tonight

Seriously, do BF have a long gestation , do they have twins, or even Siamese twins, how old is junior bf before he flys the nest to find a young female/male to start a new family? To what age does a bigfoot live, how long until an infant can walk and communicate ? I do not want to make comparisions with other apes because, from all accounts they seem a rung higher up on the ladder .
bob23
Loren Coleman is IMO the best cryptozoologist!
I wonder what the answer is?
sowegaMIB
oh yeah......bigfoot....oh yeah....lol
XSAS
I don't think this post is consructive or going anywere??
BurnSide
Neither do i.
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