All jokes are potentially offensive to a certain individual or individuals.
The simple answer is, if you can't take a joke, don't read the jokes section.

As it is, the mods are always handy to listen to your complaints and potentially close/remove a topic if it is deemed too offensive.

I hardly, however, see a few 'men are stupid, women and dumb' jokes as offensive in the slightest bit. It is, of course, a joke, and not intended as serious.

Thus, my above statement in bold

That was AWESOME!

It's the fault of the bananas, they are so uptight and pretentious.

They have the right to be uptight and pretentious! You are just stereotyping bananas because you favour the orange!

(Don't you all see how silly this is?)

Sorry, i've just got that ...

..I believe that joke was in my old Disney joke book.. I miss that old thing, with all its stupid jokes

Yup, and it has nothing to do with the actual issue going on here.

Yes it does.
People are getting offended when there is nothing to be offended by, is the point.

Evidently if there was a bannana who could use this forum he could be offended.

Just like how there are guys who use this forum.

I don't understand it; Racist jokes are not tolerated, so why should sexist ones be?

Because today, no one is killed because of their gender.

Being a racist and poking fun at a woman or man are quite different.

In what way? Both are jokes on the basis of anothers genetic code, are they not?

How is a sexist joke any differnt from a racist joke?

You've obviously never read the SCUM manifesto

Because in this day and age Walken people are hated because of the color of their skin as well as where they are from. This is called a race and hating a specific type of person makes you a racist.

However all over the world in every race there are men and women and men and women are not races at all, they are genders of the same type of human being, or race.

There is a specific term for people who hate other people based on their gender, for example a man hating women because theya re women, but i can't rememebr what it is. It is not racism.




The end of the story is this. If you are easily offended by JOKES, and cannot see a joke as a joke, rather as a serious statement against another type of person, don't read the joke. I will, as stated, always consider the offensiveness of a joke and the possible removal/closure of the topic if it is something stupid like 'why did the chicken cross the road, because he hated women' as all the mods will. But other than that, if you can't take a joke, don't read the joke.

I will not debate the matter further.

Maybe not today, but what about those amazon women? They would use men to make babies, and if that baby were male, they would kill him. That's as sexist as it gets.

No? No one laughs at me because I am a chick. I laugh at no dudes because they are dudes. In fact, emo kisses rock! That is how much gender things matter to me.

A chauvinist is someone who wishs for the social superiority of their own gender.

A sexist is someone who stereotypes or discriminates through gender.

Those are the only two I can think of.

Fine.

huh?

To be honest, gender only really matters when it comes to making babies, and in most cases, sexual relationships. But those Emos Kisses!

QUOTE(Walken @ May 25 2005, 03:02 PM)

(sic)... Lest us not intrude, Jayman, when obviously some people DO like these jokes.
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Waiting, waiting, waiting....

You started a poll to get opinions about threads like this. Why not be a man of your word and not intrude any further in this one!?


Now back to our regularly scheduled funny! (Please refer to Walkens, "The Perfect couple, who survives" joke, if U would like to acquaint yourself with our brother station; postings of the uptight sexist humor of the hypocritical. )

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Q: Where would you find a committed man?
A: In a mental hospital.



Five Questions Most Feared By Men
The 5 questions most feared by men are:
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat in this?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

Question # 1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is: " I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:
a. Football.
b. Golf.
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!"

Question # 2: Do you love me? The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear."

Inappropriate responses include:
a. Oh Yeah, sh@*-loads.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?

Question # 3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Among the incorrect answers are:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Sorry what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Incorrect responses include:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age
d. Define pretty
e. Sorry what did you say ? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 5: What would you do if I died? A definite no-win question.(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Lotus and a Boat").

No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:

WOMAN: Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.
WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
MAN: Sh&%.




God Gave Man Sex
When God created man, he gave him 20 years of sex. Man asked God for more, but God said 20 years was enuff. When God created monkey, he gave him 20 years.
Monkey said to God, "I only need 10 years".

Man heard this and spoke up "God may I have the other 10 years?"

God said okay.

God then gave 20 years to the lion.

However, lion spoke up and said that 10 years was plenty for sex.

Again man spoke up and requested the other 10 years.

God gave him the extra 10 years again.

God then gave the donkey 20 years of sex, but again the donkey thought 10 years was enuff.

Man spoke up again and requested the other 10 years.

God gave him the other 10 years.
This is why man has 20 years good sex, 10 years monkeying around, 10 years lion about it, and 10 years making a jackass of himself.


Men are like parking spaces/the good ones are always taken and the ones left are handicapped or to small.


Younger Women Are Better! A couple had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy godmother appeared and
said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.

Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally the wife wanted for her and her husband to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world. The fairy

godmother waved her wand and boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn and the fairy godmother assured him he could have any wish he wanted, all he needed to do was ask for his heart's desire.

He paused for a moment, then said, "Well, honestly, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy godmother picked up her wand and boom....



He was 90!!

whew, got to remember to breath.

Sorry you guys, but I think the women AND men jokes are funny...

MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.
WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
MAN: Sh&%.


LMAO!! That was cute. Im still grinning about that one.

The perfect couple is sexism against both genders; it's funny because it reverses them both. If you're a woman and you say it's true, you're also admitting your a bad driver. That is why it is funny. It's no where near In the league of these posts/ We’ve heard the same ones over and over again and they’re just not funny any more.

I mean, how many ‘Where do you find a <blank> Man?

In a mental hospital!

…ones have we seen? It’s just not funny any more.

Walken May 21 2005, 07:02 PM Post #126
"Today will be my most anti-feminist day yet! The web site should be up and running soon and I'm archiving all of my out-going letters and emails and saving all of the articles I have on my favourites in case the web sites are taken down."





"It’s just not funny any more." Walken

Oh yes it is!! What's funny is your feigned "outrage" at "sexist jokes", given you vented in the above quote on the General Off Topic Discussion Board. The same board that hosts this jokes forum!

What, you didn't think people would see it!?


Your insecurity and incessant need to continue to try and hijack this thread, proves not only that your a hypocrite in posting the reason for that attempt as, "outrage at the sexist nature" of these jokes, but that you are also a determined hypocrite to keep blah blahing when the above quote shuts your alleged outrage down with the hammer of your own creation!

But you go ahead and blah, blah, and we'll continue to laugh, because women and men have shared jokes in this forum and we're having a good time about it. That's because we're not insecure about our gender.

It's like they say about objectionable TV shows, Walken; if you don't like the content, turn the channel! But you darn site don't write protest letters to the networks sniping about that content when your actually working on starting a network of your own!!!!

How is that anti-feminist site coming, btw!?

*wipes tears* Darn if it ain't a laughable irony. Walken keeps a blah blahing, while we know he's a hypocrite that blah, blahs! (*see above Walken quote to refresh that chuckle*) And all the while, given that anti-feminist venting thread, Walken is contributing his own example to more man jokes!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !! Walken , if you continue to try to hijack this thread, we'll keep laughing bebe!

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Why men are like computers:
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter




How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.



How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.


Why did the Goddess create man?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."




Why are all dumb blond jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.


Why did the woman cross the road?

To show Walken his venting post!



*siggy edit*
*phrasing fix*

Misogynist is another word for hating women. Thanks a lot 'A Street Car Named Desire'...

I'm tired of this bickering.
Closed.