Unexplained Mysteries Discussion Forums

Essan

Jun 1 2005, 08:52 AM

Where there any Mammoths or Irish Elk on the ark?

Why'd he save the Scottish midge?

Couldn't he have inventoried all the million sof beetles he collected from Amazonia? Would have saved us a lot of work!

How did the arctic and tropical wildlife get by living in the same environment? (or did Noah quickly invent refrigeration and central heating for them?)

How did corals and seaweeds survive being buried under 30,000ft of water?

And most importantly of all - assuming Noah also collected seeds of every living plant, since that was the only way they could survive, why or why did he then go and plant the Wollemi Pine in some obscure Australian valley where it wouldn't be rediscovered until 1994?

DJ_Quinn

Jun 1 2005, 09:12 AM

The Irish Red Elk. Its a shame they were hunted to extinction.

marduk

Jun 1 2005, 10:40 AM

QUOTE(DJ_Quinn @ Jun 1 2005, 10:12 AM)

The Irish Red Elk. Its a shame they were hunted to extinction.
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I think the original bible is a load of bibull as someone onece said.
personally i've moved on and am now using the electronic bible for future references to prove my point
for does it not say in the electronic bible that the iron shall lie down with the lamp.
and don't say that silicon heaven doesn't exist
where do all the calculators go huh
answer me that smarty pants
where do all the calculators go

mako

Jun 1 2005, 12:09 PM

There is also a size limit for a non-metal buttressed wooden vessel and the Ark's dimensiosn exceed them by over 200 feet! Bronze can't be used as a buttress metal, it's too mallable and Noah lived before the iron age!

- Mako

Ashley-Star*Child

Jun 1 2005, 12:11 PM

They go to a tip. They are an object not a livng being. Even plants have souls, but not your dear calculator.

As for there not being enough water HELLO 3/4 of the entire EARTH is WATER, how many times do I have to say it. It did NOT just come from rain, it came from the OCEAN through tsunamis WITH RAIN. Or, is that too hard to grasp?

Now, as for mammoths et al, did they, or did they not exist in an ICE AGE. An Ice Age described in the texts? If you can believe a man came from an ape I'm sure it won't stretch your imagination too much to realize that CLIMATIC changes may have caused a normal elephant to grow fur and become significantly larger.

On top of al that, many of the animals we have today are the result of interbreeding, either within different breeds of it's own species, or with another species entirely. In happens quite naturally, recently in fact, a horse bred with a Zebra, a donkey has bred with a horse creating a mule, a dolphin bred with a whale, etc, etc etc.

JMPD1

Jun 1 2005, 12:40 PM

That is quite fanciful biology you spout there Ashley.

I suppose, by your logic, Noah simply had to bring two domestic house cars aboard and simply "bred them up" to create lions tigers, leopards, etc.

dolphins DO NOT mate with whales.
Roosters do NOT mate with swans.
And, although they CAN mate, chihuahuas should NEVER be mated to great danes. Its just too silly to watch......

The Roswell Man

Jun 1 2005, 12:54 PM

would noahs body be buried with the ark??

hyperactive

Jun 1 2005, 01:00 PM

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As for there not being enough water HELLO 3/4 of the entire EARTH is WATER, how many times do I have to say it. It did NOT just come from rain, it came from the OCEAN through tsunamis WITH RAIN. Or, is that too hard to grasp?

if i have a glass of water that is 3/4 full, no matter how much i swish it around it will never be 100% full.

there is not enough water on the earth to flood it fully for the time you want it to be flooded at the speed you want it to be flooded.

as for evo.... we do not decend from apes, man and apes have a common ancestor! your (mis)take on evo is truly wacko!

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Children arent told, nor implied that Dr. Seuss books are real

tell a tale as if it is real long enough and people will start to believe it real.... it works with mythology and it would work with seuss if we decided to program even more babbling ignorance into our children!

what is the big stretch to a talking cat? we can see how people can be programmed all around us! how many believe in a talking snake?

beowulf

Jun 1 2005, 01:08 PM

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As for there not being enough water HELLO 3/4 of the entire EARTH is WATER, how many times do I have to say it. It did NOT just come from rain, it came from the OCEAN through tsunamis WITH RAIN. Or, is that too hard to grasp?

Nice theory Ashley, just one minor flaw – tsunamis have to drain back into the ocean, usually within minutes or hours and the deluge lasted over 100 days. Another small problem, a tsunami or series of tsunamis big enough to cover the land surface of the earth would have to tower several miles high in order to reach the interior of the continents. This means that the cresting waves would have more that sufficient power to grind the ark and Noah, family and animals to the smallest of particles! Somehow I get the feeling that your scenario wouldn’t quite work!

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Now, as for mammoths et al, did they, or did they not exist in an ICE AGE. An Ice Age described in the texts? If you can believe a man came from an ape I'm sure it won't stretch your imagination too much to realize that CLIMATIC changes may have caused a normal elephant to grow fur and become significantly larger.

Actually, the Mammoth shared ancestry with the African Elephants and the Asian Elephant is descended from the Mammoth, so it was a climatic change that cased a normal Mammoth to lose most of it’s hair and half of it’s size….How many times much I tell you; research before you speak!

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On top of al that, many of the animals we have today are the result of interbreeding, either within different breeds of it's own species, or with another species entirely. In happens quite naturally, recently in fact, a horse bred with a Zebra, a donkey has bred with a horse creating a mule, a dolphin bred with a whale, etc, etc etc

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Ashley, zebra/horse, donkey/zebra and donkey/horse interbreeding results in a infertile hybrid animal and is a dead end. Whales and dolphins are not intra-species fertile (in other words, no baby “whalphins” or “dolhales”) as is the case with many many of the various species of animals – study genetics before you throw out the off-the-wall “theories”!

Beowulf

marduk

Jun 1 2005, 01:19 PM

what do you mean they go to a tip that is just really ignorant of you ashley
"I am the resurrection and the life, saith the Electrical Cord;
he that believeth in me, though he were burnt out,
yet shall he function;
and whosoever liveth and believeth in me
shall never malfunction."
how stupid can you get
you have to have faith in the Electrical Cord ashley or you'll go to silicon hell
with the electric razors

remember now

But the Comforter, which is the Holy Toaster, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall input you all things, and download all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you via a 2000mhz lan connection
Trouser Press 14:26

you can't argue with the Electrical Cord

The Roswell Man

Jun 1 2005, 01:22 PM

i beleive ur flaming marduk...
trying to turn the heat up on the believers eh?

DJ_Quinn

Jun 1 2005, 02:05 PM

According to the Bible Code, we are in for another massive flood on 28, September, 2005.

Row, row, row your boats....

The Roswell Man

Jun 1 2005, 02:06 PM

we'll see

DJ_Quinn

Jun 1 2005, 02:11 PM

Does that mean your not going to buy flood insurance Roswell?

The Roswell Man

Jun 1 2005, 02:13 PM

how many prediction have we had of the end of the world from many ppl and other sources
i rather take the risk...

hyperactive

Jun 1 2005, 02:14 PM

come sept 29...
either nothing will happen, which the believers will translate to mean the prediction was translated wrong...
or something will happen and co-incidence will be taken as a divine sign!

lets look at the statistics for the % of correct predictions based on predictions specific enough to be conclusively determined to have occured or not!

DJ_Quinn

Jun 1 2005, 02:19 PM

If you make enough predictions, some of them will happen.

The Roswell Man

Jun 1 2005, 02:20 PM

by pure guess work.....

DJ_Quinn

Jun 1 2005, 02:24 PM

My favourite are the television psychics.

What a load of sh***.

Lord_Kazius

Jun 1 2005, 03:10 PM

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Then you're reading must be just as bad as his writing.

my reading must be as bad as his writting? i don't see his writting as being bad so i guess i read just fine, im not the one quoting what he said then saying he didnt account for it....

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Really? How is that?

well, lets see how is little Amal proven Marduk right? hmm, maybe that he is being a brainwashed christian? and taking everything the bible says to heart and defending it no matter how stupid the idea may seem?

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Please tell me that was a joke.

and no i am not joking i am choosing to side with Marduk because he is RIGHT and you are WRONG.

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Ok, like what...

hmm, maybe like what were discussing? the flood might be a good place to start....

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Floodgates of heaven yes, did I stutter the first time I said it?

no you didnt stutter, did i?

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That's just your opinion. And a very overused one at that. Did you read that on the back of a milkcarton?

overused as in ive only used it once or overused like a hooker? well ive never read anything off a milk carton so....

Lord_Kazius

Jun 1 2005, 03:13 PM

how bout you swollow a goldfish and see how long it lasts? and as for my evidence being crap because its theory well at least i have evidence...and what the fish just magically started walking and retaining air? i didnt mean i had 1 more point to make i ment i had 1 more thing in my post and i would like to see some hard evidence that even sugests that fresh water lakes were salt before

Mr Ed

Jun 1 2005, 03:38 PM

I am glad I stopped contributing to this argument long ago, it seems to be going no where...

The Roswell Man

Jun 1 2005, 04:17 PM

i do believe no one mentioned the winter floods that happened sum years ago....???

zandore

Jun 1 2005, 04:59 PM

QUOTE(DJ_Quinn @ Jun 1 2005, 10:11 AM)

Does that mean your not going to buy flood insurance Roswell?
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Save your money! Like all other predictions (Religious and other wise) it will not happen.

marduk

Jun 1 2005, 05:07 PM

QUOTE(The Roswell Man @ Jun 1 2005, 05:17 PM)

i do believe no one mentioned the winter floods that happened sum years ago....???

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No ones mentioned what happened in the Garden of Dixons either when the hoover persuaded the woman to seek the sanctity of the hall cupboard
So the CORD God said to the hoover, "Because you have done this,
"Cursed are you above all the electrical goods
and all the housewares!
You will wheel along on your belly
and you will eat dust
all the days of your life.

15 And I will put a handle
between you and the woman,
and between your wheels and her legs;
he will stamp on your handle release
and you will strike his heel."

A lesson to be learned from the electronic bible is essential if you don't want to end up with the electric razors.
Oven

hyperactive

Jun 1 2005, 05:10 PM

@marduk: thanks for the chuckle.

The Roswell Man

Jun 1 2005, 05:11 PM

with global warming these days,
we shuld expect more spectacular weather and floods to cum our way....

how will future generations cope with our mistakes??....

Mr Ed

Jun 1 2005, 05:13 PM

They will, come on, the chances of us even being here are so ridiculously remote. Nothing even makes sense

There is so much beyond us that is impossible to comprehend, our existence 'is', it is unfathomable. I am pretty sure that our future generations will cope. There is nothing else!

hyperactive

Jun 1 2005, 05:13 PM

QUOTE(The Roswell Man @ Jun 1 2005, 09:11 AM)

with global warming these days,
we shuld expect more spectacular weather and floods to cum our way....

how will future generations cope with our mistakes??....

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time will tell...

global warming, by one hypothesis, began 8000 years ago and if it was not for that we would have already experienced another ice-age.

marduk

Jun 1 2005, 05:14 PM

QUOTE(hyperactive @ Jun 1 2005, 06:10 PM)

@marduk: thanks for the chuckle.
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Dare thou to mock the electronic bible sinner
don't you want to function in eternal happiness with the calculators
Have you no place in your processor for the Cord God.
Be careful
the digital bevel wants your soul

The Roswell Man

Jun 1 2005, 05:17 PM

what interest me tho is that global warming may have happened in the past
with global temp rises
(evidence will cum from ice cores)
so an easy way to explain past floods eh??

hyperactive

Jun 1 2005, 05:19 PM

it would provide for a global flooding of coastal communities over a prolonged time, but not a full global flooding over a short time-span.

marduk

Jun 1 2005, 05:19 PM

QUOTE(The Roswell Man @ Jun 1 2005, 06:17 PM)

what interest me tho is that global warming may have happened in the past
with global temp rises
(evidence will cum from ice cores)
so an easy way to explain past floods eh??

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one of thesedays your memory is gonna be so good that i won't have to tell you to go and read the previous posts before repeating the same crap over and over ad nauseum ad infinitum

but until then
go and read the previous posts before repeating the same crap over and over ad nauseum ad infinitum

Amalgamut

Jun 1 2005, 06:40 PM

QUOTE(hyperactive @ Jun 1 2005, 08:14 AM)

come sept 29...
either nothing will happen, which the believers will translate to mean the prediction was translated wrong...
or something will happen and co-incidence will be taken as a divine sign!

lets look at the statistics for the % of correct predictions based on predictions specific enough to be conclusively determined to have occured or not!
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Not all believers think the "bible code" is true. I for one do not.

Amalgamut

Jun 1 2005, 06:53 PM