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XANITHAR
I have rented almost every Megaldon Shark movie I have noticed at the video store. They are always some B movie cheap crap animated stupid bimbo/teens getting eaten piece of crap.

That and they always make the damn shark just a Large Verson of the Great White shark. I'm sorry but that is so uncreative and non-original. I imagine the Megalodon as this Massive shark of course, but with an ancient look. Like a tan colored beast with a unique pattern. (not like a whale shark) Something more fearful looking. Perhaps the shark would have a more unique tail fin or extra gills.

I would think it lazy and easy to film a great white. Enlarge the shark or decrease the size of the people and there is your Megalodon. How LAME!!!

If I ever become a film director I'm going to give the audience A Megalodon movie worth talking about.

Right now I'm working on a SCI-FI adventure comic Book. I have this dna generated clone of a Megalodon Shark that is hooked up to nanite technology which will be my Main Superhero's Ocean Transportation and attack vessle, since it's part real and part machine. I'm in the midst of designing it up real good.


But anyhow! Damn these pitiful Megalodon Movies! I'd rather watch Jaws 3. It's not as bad, but it's still pretty bad. loL!
_Nyx_
I wasn't even aware of any 'megalodon' movies were out there. With Animal Planet's success with the dinosaur series, maybe they'll have a plausible megalodon feature that will be more accurate. hmm.gif
XANITHAR
lol! Yes! there is a handful of Megalodon movies. I know they have Megalodon 1-3. Then there are another couple called Shark Attack 1-3. I think 2 and 3 feature a megaoldon shark story.

Don't rent them. They are extremely bad.

I have one on video. (Feeling bad I wasted 3 bucks on it) LOL!

I think a new movie is coming out about Megalodons. Hopefully it will be worthwhile!

_Nyx_
The last shark movie I watched was Open Water and that had to be the worst movie I've ever seen. Sadly, the Jaws movies are the only other ones I've seen. They kept me out of the water for a good ten years. original.gif
Odinson
That's because they (movie studios) are trying to remake Jaws. But they don't have anything new to add to the genre. So how do make a shark scarier than Jaws? Make him twice as big. As big as a whale, and super-intelligent. With buxom women screaming while wearing bikinis. The kids will love it!
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