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could you put ammonia or that rotten egg smell allover you and just keep saying "brains brains ,, need brains"

Well, lemme ask ya; could you put that ammonia or sulphur (rotten egg) smell on yourself and walk around, smelling yourself all the while?!

Besides that, when it came time to actually join the munchy party on those brains, brains, needed brains, the gig would be up when a zombie, (formerly known as Dave), offered you the biggest piece!


Ewwwwwwwwwww *runs away*

hrm..i will temporarily turn into hannibal lacter, and join in the activities....and i would arrange my costume to wear it covered up my airway , but i will still prolly be eaten lol

Happy feasting, ill still be it the walmart watching all this happen.

Maybe wal-mart's a good idea. But what if the zombies can get through the window doors? won't work with me.

I'm sticking with the army base though. have a couple soilders walk around and keep patrol. They have games, food, shopping malls, entertainment, everything you need to live like you're at home. except you gotta watch out sometimes.

I still think theres no way you'd get in, every tom dick and harry would be seeking refuge there and the government would probably have issued express orders not to let anyone in at all costs

I know but still, where there's a will, there's a way.

I think the only other person who is mentally stable enough other than BS to combate the zombies is me.

Ok, cool, you're the hero then.

ooooooh can i be the dark broody one with a mysterious past and skeletons in the closet

Screw that, I wil try to join the zombies some how.

o_o your funeral.

I think your right. The Goths of this world would find pleasure in being turned into Zombies, and id be too lazy to fight cause im playing RE ironically enough.

That's why i haven't replied.
I think very very few people here would survive an outbreak. 2 or 3 people max.

Im sure i could last a week if i had a gun, but i know id do something stupid and get myself scratched or something.

Would you care to elaborate and why they would survive? this would start a new angle for the discussion?

haha well, there are ALOT of points to make, but absolutely, i'll quote a few people and point out their flaws.

For the most part, everyone is just posting 'yaaa i'd like grab all these guns and blast em and be like all king of the zombies yo' so i don't really need to say why they'd be dead in a real outbreak, since they're just taking it as a joke instead of being serious (not that a zombie outbreak is a particularly serious topic. )

I'll post when i get off work, since i'm pretty darn busy right now. Believe it or not.

Maybe start a new thread as your choice and answers will bring many questions.. what do you think?

I don't think we need a new discussion about this. I am a mod, i have an example to make.

Don't pull rank mate, I had enough of that with the ruperts in the Army. However I do thint this discussion will take a different direction to the original one... Everyone will be juggling 2 discussions, even though they are on the same subject it will stop us all bouncing back and fourth.

I wasn't 'pulling rank' or whatever that means.
We'll see how this discussion goes when i reply.

Rgr that... Now shouldn't you be working??????

I'm on hold with a technician. I think he's fighting zombies. Little does he know, if he actually had me on the line i'd be able to give him advice.

Damn I wish I was there to help.. is this technician expendable??

He's just a number to me, so yes.

Hey that is OK then... let me know when we change the direction of discussion.. have a good day at work.

My wife and I are zombie movie buf's.

I believe that regardless of the amount of people infected, I would collect my family and friends, which should be fairly easy due to the fact that I live in a rural area, and 'gather forces' probably at my parents house, it is not in a populated area, and there is over a half of a mile in any given direction, that you could see a zombie coming. Just guessing, there would be roughly 8 adults and 6 children (all under 12).

I have several guns with lots of ammo. My favorite is my .303 sniper rifle, no drop in the shell for at least a quarter of a mile due to the grain count that we pack. My father is a collector, so he has several guns and a reloader and shaker. I am ex-military, my father is an avid shootist, and my brother is a 'hunter'. Also combined, we have 5 large dogs, 4 Doberman's and 1 Shepherd Mix. Since the 'undead' seem to have no interest in dogs, maybe they could serve as a 'speed bump' to slow them down if required.

I believe that we would begin to 'convert' a semi-trailer into a 'Dawn of the Dead' armored vehicle. Diesel fuel is probably one of the most convenient fuels to have, and a truck full on fuel can go well over 1,000 miles while pulling a light trailer.
Once done, we would begin to head east towards the Atlantic via less populated area's, probably raiding any small town conveniece store's enroute.

I believe that we would actually avoiding any 'active' military base's and Wal-Mart's (sorry Burnside), large areas such as those would draw too much attention from the living, in turn attracting the undead. Dawn of the Dead (original and remake) showed the down side of the 'mall' theory, and Day of the Dead showed the possible down side of being cooped up in a military installation.
Once we had reached the Atlantic, we would 'procure' a large enough vessel to handle the people comfortably, and head off shore a bit, looking for more 'raiding' opportunities along the coastline.
I think that in the 'long term' we would probably head to one of the small un-inhabited islands in the Florida Keys. From the Key's you could continue to 'raid' and stock up from the west coast of Florida, and any coastline within the Gulf of Mexico. You could technically continue life indefinately on this island.

Once established and confortable on this island, you could really continue to 'procure' whatever you deem necessary, to include airplane's (my mother used to have a license, and my grandmother taught me), helicopter, larger water vehicles, building materials, generators, fuel and fuel tanks, etc...

Don't panic people..? but I think Lucid might be a flesh eatin zombie..!
I've just seen his new topic....."Favourite Body Part's!"....

good idea jayrob, similar to my earlier post about securing a crusie ship and anchoring in the med till supplies ran out to let the worst pass. Although you mentioned being less vulnerbale due to living in a rural area then used Dawn and day as reasons not to go to malls and military bases, but night of the living dead was set in a rural house and look how many dudes turned up there and in the end mosta the humans were screwed
I agree with burnside that most people would die and am nowhere near arrogant enough to believe i wouldn't, i'd try and leave the country as soo as the outbreak began, failing that id shack up somewhere with a cianide pill and, worst comes to worst top myself... what an upbeat thread this is

Though I personally don't know crap about zombies, I do know my island very well, that would probably be enough to survive for a nice while. I do know that the first thing I would want to do is get out of my house. There are too many ways one could break in, brainless or not. So, since I'm living in a, more or less, crowded small city, I wouldn't want to stop for supplies. Not here. There's a town here called Hana, it's small and about as isolated as you can get on a tiny island. It's about a three hour drive in and out of there from both sides of the island. The drive itself would probably be the most dangerous part since I would have to drive through my whole town. As soon as I'm out of Kihei, however, there aren't many populated towns to go through of you stay on the main highway.

To change the subject a bit, as much as I care about every friend of mine, I don't have a very large or reliable car. If at all possible I would use my mom's cell to call everyone, but if there's no answer, one can only assume the worst.


Anyway, back to my half-assed plan.
The following pic will explain my plan in better detail.

Securing a cruise ship sound OK but does anyone here know how to sail one or indeed navigate trecherous weather conditions?

Well obviously we would meet up with someone who does, as well as one big black guy, a petite brown haired woman- who is sexy, courageous and suprisingly good with a gun, and a wimp.

So everything would be fine. It we ran out of food the wimp would help.

You forget the funny Black guy and the Chef. Is the lady wearing a teashirt that gets wet?

Yup, a white t-shirt that gets wet. The chef is found eating the wimp's arm when we have been at sea for 20 days.

Im leaving Wal-Mart and i wana go with JayRob insted. He has the best plan so far. I think he would live the longest.