vampgirl
Jun 2 2005, 11:37 AM
An Austrian holiday resort is offering guests the chance to swim in a pool containing 42,000 pints of beer.
The Starkenber Beer Myth resort located in and around the medieval castle of Starkenberger in Austria's Tyrol region has filled seven 13ft long pools with the beer.
The management claims that beer baths heal various skin diseases.
However, some guests are said to have enjoyed drinking their favourite brew while swimming in the pools.
Manager Markus Amann, 23, said: "I would rather swim than swallow, as we serve enough of a cold, fresh tapped beer on the bars next to the pools
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warden
Jun 2 2005, 01:04 PM
Some people would go to any lenghs to get people to their hotels(packs bags and grabs passport)
If they had a bath full of vodka i might be persuaded
BabyBash82
Jun 2 2005, 01:46 PM
I wouldn't dare swallow it.
I'll stick to the bar.
NightStalker
Jun 2 2005, 01:58 PM
Those people who swallow it, didn't stop wondering "What if someone was done what everyone does in a ordinary pool?" or "What if anyone had taken a piss?"
I think that some of the people might have said "This beer tastes like piss!"
Mr Ed
Jun 2 2005, 02:02 PM
Frothy.
Celumnaz
Jun 2 2005, 02:13 PM
beer stinks
now a hot tub full of fudge... hmmm... now that's a start...
justcallmefox
Jun 2 2005, 04:32 PM
[QUOTE]now a hot tub full of fudge... hmmm... now that's a start...
that sounds yummier.
Bizeebutt
Jun 2 2005, 04:50 PM
hmmm.... perhaps the beer is actually beneficial to skin, but frankly... I can hardly stand it when someone comes near me with beer BREATH much less when their whole BODY smells like Beer!!
Purplos
Jun 2 2005, 05:14 PM
QUOTE(warden @ Jun 2 2005, 09:04 AM)
Some people would go to any lenghs to get people to their hotels(packs bags and grabs passport)
If they had a bath full of vodka i might be persuaded
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Vodka might sting the sensitive parts.
warden
Jun 2 2005, 07:26 PM
QUOTE(Purplos @ Jun 2 2005, 05:14 PM)
QUOTE(warden @ Jun 2 2005, 09:04 AM)
Some people would go to any lenghs to get people to their hotels(packs bags and grabs passport)
If they had a bath full of vodka i might be persuaded
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Vodka might sting the sensitive parts.

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Then i can get a lovely female to kiss those parts better
Walken
Jun 2 2005, 07:38 PM
I was about to say, wouldn't swimming in beer kind of sting?
Mr Ed
Jun 2 2005, 07:40 PM
I doubt it, but swimming in vodka might...
Michelle
Jun 2 2005, 08:12 PM
Celumnaz
Jun 2 2005, 08:32 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Or maybe Baileys
__Kratos__
Jun 2 2005, 08:42 PM
*wipes tears of joy away from face* That is just beautiful...
Purplos
Jun 3 2005, 01:54 PM
QUOTE(Michelle @ Jun 2 2005, 04:12 PM)

Between fudge and booze...I've got it, Jack Daniels Bourbon Fudge Sauce.

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Does this exist????????????????
XSAS
Jun 3 2005, 02:07 PM
heaven on Earth I like the sound of that.
Michelle
Jun 3 2005, 02:18 PM
Yeah, good stuff....
I found it in a little specialty food shop while I was on vacation but couldn't find it on Jack Daniels wed site.

So I bought a jar of fudge ice cream topping, heated it, mixed in bourbon to taste, add some walnuts and viola.
gemmafawn
Jun 3 2005, 03:11 PM
oh lets not go. i guess trhe best time to jump in the pool would be when they change the beer then ee and laugh as other people drink it
justcallmefox
Jun 3 2005, 04:23 PM
although i hear that if you soak in a beer bath or pool, you get drunk quicker.
XSAS
Jun 3 2005, 04:27 PM
QUOTE(justcallmefox @ Jun 3 2005, 05:23 PM)
although i hear that if you soak in a beer bath or pool, you get drunk quicker.

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Welcome to UM..
twpdyp
Jun 3 2005, 05:28 PM
I am having a mental picture form in my head. Close your eyes and imagine a diving board over the beer pool. On this diving board is a stereo typical "redneck" trying to get his buddy's attention. The buddy looks up and says "What in the hell do you want Bubba?"
"I want you to see this cannon ball I am about to show you, Billy Joe." says the diving board redneck.
Aah the joys of imagination, (twpdyp shudders and vows to never ever drink beer or swim in a pool again)
PadawanOsswe
Jun 4 2005, 08:46 PM
yeah thats smart, drink while you swim so that way you will be be drunk while you swim...pure genious,Bravo!
Death Star III
Jun 8 2006, 11:52 PM
i'll stick to drinking beer from the bottle.
coldethyl
Jun 9 2006, 03:17 PM
Another year old thread.
Katkandoo_kw
Jun 10 2006, 02:19 AM
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Another year old thread.
...wow...thats...old....in a way....
Master Sage
Jun 10 2006, 06:13 PM
Homer Simpsons dream. Disgusting.
Final Remark
Jun 10 2006, 09:21 PM
Ewww i bet the pools dirty,with lots of germs
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