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marduk
Lots of people in the ancient ,mysteries section claim that aliens did it.
Is that because they are an alien themselves and are bragging
Lots of other posters are vehemently opposed to any alien intercation with the mysteries of the past.
Is that because they are aliens keeping to their own agenda
you decide who most likely is an E.T. interested in the field of Ancient Mysteries & Alternative History
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marduk
QUOTE(marduk @ Jun 2 2005, 10:05 PM)
Lots of people in the ancient ,mysteries section claim that aliens did it.
Is that because they are an alien themselves and are bragging
Lots of other posters are vehemently opposed to any alien intercation with the mysteries of the past.
Is that because they are aliens keeping to their own agenda
you decide who most likely is an E.T. interested in the field of Ancient Mysteries & Alternative History
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I'm voting Lucid as an alien because he's always going on about them. I think its because he's proud of his extra terrestrial race's accomplishments and hates it that we don't acknowledge them
and he doesn't really seem human to me.
plus i know i'm not an alien
i would have noticed
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Irish
You will find out when I get to the Vatican alien.gif
marduk
QUOTE(Irish @ Jun 2 2005, 10:11 PM)
You will find out when I get to the Vatican  alien.gif
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Make sure the fecking jesuits don't have it all sewn up this time then ?
GIRLS
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Irish
QUOTE(marduk @ Jun 2 2005, 03:12 PM)
QUOTE(Irish @ Jun 2 2005, 10:11 PM)
You will find out when I get to the Vatican   alien.gif
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Make sure the fecking jesuits don't have it all sewn up this time then ?
GIRLS
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Someone say GIRLS!!!!!
DRINK!!!
bob23
i'm sorry but WTF?
Dante Rouseau
Its got to be you Marduk, you obviously made this poll to distract attention from yourself as most would think 'surely the alien woudn't make a poll about himself', ...... I'm on to you
Mr Ed
Marduk, we were trying to keep cover...Remember our aim? Put down all alien theories to cover our tracks. Now everyone is going to know that we have the Sphinx's nose...
Kryso
Should this not be in the joke section? lol...
Mr Ed
We are the ancient history nuts, in particular marduk.
I think it belongs here, but the mods can do what they want!
marduk
QUOTE(Kryso @ Jun 2 2005, 10:38 PM)
Should this not be in the joke section? lol...
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If it was in the joke section then the posters in this forum would miss it
and besides
I'M SERIOUS
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Irish
NUNS
Irish
QUOTE(marduk @ Jun 2 2005, 03:39 PM)
QUOTE(Kryso @ Jun 2 2005, 10:38 PM)
Should this not be in the joke section? lol...
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If it was in the joke section then the posters in this forum would miss it
and besides
I'M SERIOUS
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Irish
NUNS
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NUNs No thanks they become a habit grin2.gif
Stellar
Fiewf! I'm safe!
Odinson
DJ QUINN. An Irishman shouldn't be as friendly with the English as he has been.
Irish
QUOTE(Odinson @ Jun 2 2005, 04:04 PM)
DJ QUINN. An Irishman shouldn't be as friendly with the English as he has been.
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Well this irishman has an english father. And if I had a problem with that I would be beside myself blink.gif
hyperactive
this whole topic of course presupposes quite a bit about aliens.

how did i make it onto this exhaulted list of possible aliens?
marduk
QUOTE(hyperactive @ Jun 2 2005, 11:11 PM)
this whole topic of course presupposes quite a bit about aliens.

how did i make it onto this exhaulted list of possible aliens?
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You're the quiet type
that most likely to be a shape changing xenomorph with a brain eating habit in my book
plus you're canadian and you know you always hear of U.F.O. reports everywhere else in the world but never anything from canada which leads me to believe that infiltration there has reached 100%.
Also the fact that your avatar is at least most of the time female but you are male leads me to believe that you haven't quite got the hang of assuming the human shape yet. Besides which all the pictures are stereotypes that are widely available on the galactic net
see i have done my research on this and everyone who's on that list is there for a reason
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yeah obviousely lucid everyone knows why you're up there
and irish the reason you didn't qualify is that everyone already knows you're barely human but human none the less
"DRINK"
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Odinson
QUOTE(Irish @ Jun 2 2005, 06:10 PM)
QUOTE(Odinson @ Jun 2 2005, 04:04 PM)
DJ QUINN. An Irishman shouldn't be as friendly with the English as he has been.
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Well this irishman has an english father. And if I had a problem with that I would be beside myself blink.gif
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So the English and the Irish CAN get along? ohmy.gif blink.gif original.gif grin2.gif

Cool. The world is changing. thumbsup.gif
hyperactive
QUOTE(marduk @ Jun 2 2005, 03:33 PM)
QUOTE(hyperactive @ Jun 2 2005, 11:11 PM)

how did i make it onto this exhaulted list of possible aliens?
[right][snapback]653612[/snapback][/right]

You're the quiet type
that most likely to be a shape changing xenomorph with a brain eating habit in my book
plus you're canadian and you know you always hear of U.F.O. reports everywhere else in the world but never anything from canada which leads me to believe that infiltration there has reached 100%.
Also the fact that your avatar is at least most of the time female but you are male leads me to believe that you haven't quite got the hang of assuming the human shape yet. Besides which all the pictures are stereotypes that are widely available on the galactic net
see i have done my research on this and everyone who's on that list is there for a reason
[right][snapback]653712[/snapback][/right]

rofl.gif
so our secret has been revealed? high in the mountains we have our secret bases, and use superstition and fear to keep the humans out with tales of bigfoot and ogopogo! but if a curious human should approach, we have human minions on guard! you just call them mountain men or rednecks... little did you know!

as for the brain-eating... that is why we created whister and vancouver to lure you in for easy capture! happy.gif
Ancient World Wonders
QUOTE(marduk @ Jun 2 2005, 07:33 PM)
QUOTE(hyperactive @ Jun 2 2005, 11:11 PM)
this whole topic of course presupposes quite a bit about aliens.

how did i make it onto this exhaulted list of possible aliens?
[right][snapback]653612[/snapback][/right]

You're the quiet type
that most likely to be a shape changing xenomorph with a brain eating habit in my book
plus you're canadian and you know you always hear of U.F.O. reports everywhere else in the world but never anything from canada which leads me to believe that infiltration there has reached 100%.
Also the fact that your avatar is at least most of the time female but you are male leads me to believe that you haven't quite got the hang of assuming the human shape yet. Besides which all the pictures are stereotypes that are widely available on the galactic net
see i have done my research on this and everyone who's on that list is there for a reason
thumbsup.gif grin2.gif
yeah obviousely lucid everyone knows why you're up there
and irish the reason you didn't qualify is that everyone already knows you're barely human but human none the less
"DRINK"
w00t.gif
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Now I've heard everything. From this, your comments in other subjects in Ancient History are sadly to be desired. I knew you didn't seem quite right or serious about ancient history. How old are you? Watch alot of alien flicks?
marduk
QUOTE(Atlantis Rises @ Jun 3 2005, 01:52 AM)
QUOTE(marduk @ Jun 2 2005, 07:33 PM)
QUOTE(hyperactive @ Jun 2 2005, 11:11 PM)
this whole topic of course presupposes quite a bit about aliens.

how did i make it onto this exhaulted list of possible aliens?
[right][snapback]653612[/snapback][/right]

You're the quiet type
that most likely to be a shape changing xenomorph with a brain eating habit in my book
plus you're canadian and you know you always hear of U.F.O. reports everywhere else in the world but never anything from canada which leads me to believe that infiltration there has reached 100%.
Also the fact that your avatar is at least most of the time female but you are male leads me to believe that you haven't quite got the hang of assuming the human shape yet. Besides which all the pictures are stereotypes that are widely available on the galactic net
see i have done my research on this and everyone who's on that list is there for a reason
thumbsup.gif grin2.gif
yeah obviousely lucid everyone knows why you're up there
and irish the reason you didn't qualify is that everyone already knows you're barely human but human none the less
"DRINK"
w00t.gif
[right][snapback]653712[/snapback][/right]


Now I've heard everything. From this, your comments in other subjects in Ancient History are sadly to be desired. I knew you didn't seem quite right or serious about ancient history. How old are you? Watch alot of alien flicks?
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I'd like to point out at this point that i'm a majestic twelve operative and as such have already been vetted as to my earth origin.
In fact i've stopped two alien invasion fleets this week
and its only thursday
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DJ_Quinn
QUOTE(Odinson @ Jun 2 2005, 11:51 PM)
QUOTE(Irish @ Jun 2 2005, 06:10 PM)
QUOTE(Odinson @ Jun 2 2005, 04:04 PM)
DJ QUINN. An Irishman shouldn't be as friendly with the English as he has been.
[right][snapback]653603[/snapback][/right]

Well this irishman has an english father. And if I had a problem with that I would be beside myself blink.gif
[right][snapback]653611[/snapback][/right]

So the English and the Irish CAN get along? ohmy.gif blink.gif original.gif grin2.gif

Cool. The world is changing. thumbsup.gif
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Haha! To make matters even worse, I have dual American and Irish citizenship.

nativechick1989
QUOTE(marduk @ Jun 2 2005, 03:07 PM)
QUOTE(marduk @ Jun 2 2005, 10:05 PM)
Lots of people in the ancient ,mysteries section claim that aliens did it.
Is that because they are an alien themselves and are bragging
Lots of other posters are vehemently opposed to any alien intercation with the mysteries of the past.
Is that because they are aliens keeping to their own agenda
you decide who most likely is an E.T. interested in the field of Ancient Mysteries & Alternative History
user posted image
[right][snapback]653499[/snapback][/right]

I'm voting Lucid as an alien because he's always going on about them. I think its because he's proud of his extra terrestrial race's accomplishments and hates it that we don't acknowledge them
and he doesn't really seem human to me.
plus i know i'm not an alien
i would have noticed
w00t.gif
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Aaaaahhhh hahahahahahahahaha laugh.gif laugh.gif rofl.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

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DJ_Quinn
There's only one way to find out for sure. DNA samples have to be obtained.
747400
By the same means that they use on us.

Get the probe ready.

Give 'em a taste of their own medicine that's what I say!
Essan
Well I reckon the whole lot of you are aliens! Descended from the bl**dy Golgafrinchams wot crash landed here 2 million years ago, no doubt.... w00t.gif

Life was so quiet and peaceful before you arrived gunsmilie.gif
JMPD1
QUOTE(Odinson @ Jun 2 2005, 06:51 PM)
QUOTE(Irish @ Jun 2 2005, 06:10 PM)
QUOTE(Odinson @ Jun 2 2005, 04:04 PM)
DJ QUINN. An Irishman shouldn't be as friendly with the English as he has been.
[right][snapback]653603[/snapback][/right]

Well this irishman has an english father. And if I had a problem with that I would be beside myself blink.gif
[right][snapback]653611[/snapback][/right]

So the English and the Irish CAN get along? ohmy.gif blink.gif original.gif grin2.gif

Cool. The world is changing. thumbsup.gif
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I'm in the same boat as Irish. Me Mum was English, and me Da was Irish. I've often referred to myself as my own best-worst enemy. grin2.gif
hyperactive
so we have confessions of which ones are the "hybrids"! well, at least we know who not to mess with laugh.gif innocent.gif
Ailil
Oh it is clearly marduk, he knows to much, has to have been visiting for centuries!

oh and clearly German/Irish is better than English/Irish tongue.gif
Mr Ed
You should have put atlantis rises on the poll marduk, he probably would have thought he actually was an alien if he had got the most votes.

I am not an alien, yeah...for sure....

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