In line with the Venting and the compliments threads, here is a chance to spill your guts. If its been done before, I apologize, I did search, really I did.

I'll start:

I spend way too much time on the internet when I should be doing other things.

If I confessed on here, the thread would be shut down

but I supposed I could do a little one...

I, too spend too much time on the internet when I could be doing other, more productive things...

I confess that it was me screaming the house down a minute ago. I walked into my room, to find someone had tidied it, and now I don't know where anything is, and there are school books on top of my guitar.

I confess that my wife and I used to attend adult swinging parties.

i confess that yes, i am that darn good!

I confess I let my kids stay home on the last day of school.

I don t think there is enough webspace for a thread like this.


I confess that it was me screaming the house down a minute ago. I walked into my room, to find someone had tidied it, and now I don't know where anything is, and there are school books on top of my guitar.


A burglar.Call the police.

I took the cookie from the cookie jar!

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thanks The Roswell Man

no probs
and ur a ik poster congrats! =)

i spend to much time on this forum!!
lol

I confess that once I got drunk and sang outloud to my sister over the microphone on the computer.

shuld enjoy those moments

I confess I spend too much time on here too when i should be working.

I confess that I got drunk at work and got caught dancing on my desk

Ok..I totally confess I was drinking with Pandy one night via puter..LOl...and we did some really stupid stuff. But I'm not ready to confess that part..LOL

omg I remember that night.....but I can't confess that, not here

Do go on...

I confess to neglecting my social life in order to spend more time on UM and Halo 2.

DR, Pandy, please report to my office for a little 'one-on-one' confession time. Oh, and be sure to speak clearly into the microphone.


(I really need a "leer" smiley)

Umm....cannot respond. I do not want to incriminate myself. Pandy...Shhhhhh!!!

I confess . . . I got nothing to confess

I confess only to being better than Hyperactive









oh and to misuse of the spell check button provided by our gracious host Saruman.











oh and there was this one time, when ....nah that's in the have you ever been arrested thread allready

I am curious now Pandy and Dr. I have a good imagination so lets not let it run wild..or anyone elses!

edited because i cannot spell or type right!

I confess it is unwise to vaccuum a cat if it is covered in dirt/sand.

All it means is the cat gets dirtier from being sucked into the vaccuum....

I'll just name one, so I don't fill up the server.

If your missing a cat... it may have been me.

I confess I Confess !!!! I like one of my co-workers

My main confession, im too aggressive.
My other confession, i have done too many illegal things.

All right, I confess to stealing a coke from my school. Just shoot me why doncha I also confess to getting high off of sugar at a friends house. I even woke up with a hangover!

I confess that I am at work...and I spend most of the night reading UM.

I confess I get horrible grades even though I'm not stupid. And I was the one to put water on my teachers chair

ahh! ok, I stole a candy bar when I was a kid, I blamed my brother for setting the curtains on fire, I put the ding in the front bumper of my parents car, I tore the tags off pillows and mattresses....

I confess that I enjoy Howard Sterns TV show a little bit too much...I feel soooo dirty...

That's quite all right. I'm a huge Stern fan myself!

It is funny isn't it?

I confess that on my 21st birthday I got really drunk and tried to mail one of my best friends a ziploc bag full of vodka. Apparently the stamping machine did it in.

ROFL! Could you see the look on the workers face when vodka came flying out?

I confess to falling in love with a married man and I don't regret a minute of it.

I confess that yes, it was me that drew that obscene object in permanent marker on my teacher's door. I don't regret this. That was hilarious. Even years later. Also, I confess I don't spend as much time with my girlfriend like I should (goes back upstairs to)

I confess that I was the one who used my friend's undershirt to hide the two bottles of wine in my purse- clanging together in daddy's truck all the way home.

Oh and then I slept with my friend's shirt that night. lol.

It smelled super good.

For quite a couple of years I had the same PE teacher, the guy was known to be the most cruel of them all, his classes were worst then the army ( believe me, I am not exagerating, the guy was nuts), I hated him so much, he kept telling us to do a lot of exercises but he never did anything, I said to a friend of mine once during class: I hope that the next time that that lazy bastard does exercise, he dies of a heart attack!
2 years later, I skipped a class and when I met my friends later I realized that the whole school was in silence so I asked one of my friends what had happened:
he: "the fatso died"
Me: "how?"
he: "during class, one of his students challenged him for a race, and he had an heart attack apparently he suffered from heart problems, that's why he didn't did any exercise."

I celebrated the whole time that the others were silent, looking back now I think it was pretty mean of me to celebrate someones death, but at the time all that I did was jumping of joy, probably the most evil thing that I ever done.

My main confession is that I'm an anti-social person and hardly ever talk in my high school

Another one is that I'm not materialistic

I airhorned my neighbors.