> Why ARE Men Happier?
>
> Men Are Just Happier People;
> What do you expect from such simple creatures?
> - Your last name stays put.
> - The garage is all yours.
> - Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> - Chocolate is just another snack.
> - You can be President.
> - You can never be pregnant.
> - You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> - You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
> - Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> - The world is your urinal.
> - You never have to drive to another Gas station
> restroom because this
> one is just too icky.
> - You don't have to stop and think of which way to
> turn a nut on a bolt.
> - Same work, more pay.
> - Wrinkles add character.
> - Wedding dress $5000.
> - Tux rental $100.
> - People never stare at your chest when you're
> talking to them.
> - The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
> expected. New shoes
> don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> - Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> - You know stuff about tanks.
> - A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> - You can open all your own jars.
> - You get extra credit for the slightest act of
> thoughtfulness.
> - If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can
> still be your friend.
> - Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
> - Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> - You almost never have strap problems in public.
> You are unable to see
> wrinkles in your clothes.
> - Everything on your face stays its original color.
> - The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> - You only have to shave your face and neck.
> - You can play with toys all your life.
> - Your belly usually hides your big hips.
> - One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all
> seasons.
> - You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
> - You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
> - You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
> mustache.
> - You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
> December 24 in 25
> minutes.
>
> No wonder men are happier!

Isn;t it great.

we also have a penis

I actuallly have butterfly syndrome so experience blisters the likes of which you've never seen twentey four hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year.

You should be thankful

My wife is always telling me how lucky I am...

Both these things, however, should of course only be allowed after approval by a qualified panel.

Thanks for reminding me

'Tis great to be a man.

I'm feeling very good about myself right now.

^ No kidding... always nice to hear we are happy!

that depends entirely on how well developed your pectoral muscles are.



i wish. i wish most phone converstations would be over in 30 minutes flat.



i wish. last undie purchase my stock cost $30 a pair.


trail running shoes, street running shoes, walking shoes, road cycling shoes, mtn cycling shoes, climbing shoes, mountaineering boots, apprach shoes, aternate approach shoes, snowbard boots, alpine ski boots, telemark boots, sandals, closed toe sandals, water (kayaking) shoes, cowboy boots,...

and that is just getting started! you can NEVER have too many shoes



nah, it changes with the seasons....



i wish (again). sometimes i have to fly 2000 kms just to see the right stylist! (not joking either)


actually, legs, chest, armpits all need maintainance. (and not necessaritly with the razor either)


see above about shoes, one color is never enough although i concede i don't carry a wallet (don't like the unsightly bulge)


you think so? everybody should have to attend "personal persentation school".

amen