1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.

4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG.

6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.

11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES?

12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES

13. AND YOUR POINT IS?

14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

Thats my favorite one, although they are all cute.

LOL They're funny.
But 13 and 19 could be for anybody!

That's funny!!

Funny and cute.

WARNING:I have an attitude and know how to use it.

Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.



My husband would have a t-shirt made for me with those.

18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.----LMAO.. gotta love it

Do Not Start With Me, You Will Not Win

I say this at least 7 times a day!!
ACG

You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity....

Love them!

I love #19, so true, so true.

who, me?

how about a stick like "warning, estrogen and engines don't mix"

true true...

Most women I have met have some of them tattooed on them somewhere I'm sure of it, lol.