When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
& Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your
favorite chair, open the
package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the
literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print
there is a statement

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat aloud five times...
I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson &
Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB WORSE THAN YOURS.

ew.

Does Lila have a smilie for that?

I've been looking! Haven't found anything suitable yet....

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Saying a prayer of Thanks right now for my current job!

Wow I sure do love my job now.