There was a 15 year old boy from the suburbs who had a crush on a really hot rich girl. So he decided to ask her over to his house. To his joy she accepted.

The boy spent a week getting prepared for the day she would come. He asked his mom about manners and how to be propper. He took four showers a day. And he stopped eating steak and beans, because it wasn't fancy enough. He cleaned up his room and disposed of anything that might not be fancy or proper enough.

Finally the day came.

The boy's heart was in his throat as he answered the door. There she was, the hottest and most popular girl in school. What's more, she brought her little poodle with her. The young man did his best to make her feel comfortable in his humble suburban home.

After about an hour of flirting, the girl decides to show off by playing the boy's piano. She gets up and as she is walking to the piano, the boy experienced a worst nightmare come true.

He had gas.

There it was, snaking its way through his bowels, approaching his butt hole. He had to hold it in...somehow...

But he couldn't hold it for long. This was huge.

Suddenly an idea popped in his head. He should wait until she was playing the piano. She might not notice. If she does, the reputation he had scraped together all these years would be ruined.

She proceeded to begin playing a symphony composed by Beethoven. The boy decided it was now or never. He lifted his leg up just a little and ripped one.

The girl stopped playing, looked up and said "Fido!" She resumed playing.
The boy looked down and noticed the dog sitting by his foot. She thought it was the dog...he might be able to get away with a few more, as more gas was moving through his intestines.

Another one made its way to freedom. The boy prayed she would think it was the dog again. He barely lifted his leg and ripped another one.

The girl stopped playing, looked up and said "Fido!" She smiled and resumed playing.

One more remained...just one more fart...

He was sweating bullets; his heart was in his throat. If he could get by with one more he might have a chance with this girl...

He closed his eyes, said a quick prayer, lifted his leg just a little, and ripped the final (and loudest) fart of the day.


The girl stopped playing, looked up and said "FIDO!!! MOVE OR HE'LL SH*T ON YOU!"

Priceless!!