about:blank
Jun 17 2005, 10:08 PM
When I was young I would sometimes take two people and pretend if they got into a fist fight. No weapons or special powers. Just an old fashion brawl. For example, Spiderman VS. Batman.
For fun I would like to know. If Osama bin Laden and George W. Bush were to get into a fist fight, who would be the victor?
I think Bush only because he would scratch and bite, and probably try to kick Osama in the testicles. What do you think?
If you get bored with these two think of another good match up.
Diebytheflyguy
Jun 17 2005, 10:11 PM
Osama has the height advantage on Bush, and is trained in warfare, so I think he knows how to fight...
Osama > Bush.
Melladior
Jun 17 2005, 10:14 PM
I agree with aboutblank. Bush is a healthy Texan who'd probably wear his steel-toed cowboy boots to the fight, while Osama is skinny and wear sandals. Also, I hear Osama hasn't likely been taking care of his diabetes properly.
Monkyburd
Jun 17 2005, 10:40 PM
Hmmm.. I'd have to say Bush would, on a purely fistfight basis.

No trump cards like steel boots or testicle punching.
Me and my friends would talk about a similar kind of idea, but with music. Say that all the songs in the world were people... And say all the songs in the world were to fight eachother... which one would be champion?

For instance.. Rammstein's
Du Hast would be a big german brute.. while wimpy pop songs like
Hit Me Baby One More Time would get their butts kicked without any contest.

Johnny Cash's
Sam Hall would kill a buncha people before getting beaten I think.
343 Guilty Spark
Jun 17 2005, 10:48 PM
I think Bush would win. He may be short but Osama has spent all that time in a cave so he wouldn't be in fighting shape.
V for Vanity
Jun 17 2005, 10:56 PM
I think Osama would win, he seems pretty vicious and wild.
theoric
Jun 17 2005, 11:26 PM
osama. he has fought before, and lives in desolation proving his commitment to his beliefs. bush would probably try to get someone else to fight the fight for him!
Kahrie
Jun 17 2005, 11:29 PM
deffinantly Osama Bin Laden

like said before he has been trained in war combat

and George W. Bush i think is a woose
MichaelS
Jun 18 2005, 03:03 AM
In a one-on-one, I would have to lay my money on Osama. The guy knows that to truly hurt someone, you don't do it fairly.
Another fight, I'd like to see would be all of the Batmans: Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, and Christian Bale.
Who do you think would be the last bat standing?
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