Dear Argent Feline, I found this snippet on another website and thought it hilarious and all too true of American society. It is meant as humor only:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration
of the summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . .
(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject
to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the
original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any
of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and
is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform
as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year,
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole discretion of the wisher.)
Hope you had a great day - Mako