I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes - after that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomitting long after you think you are finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take it's place.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important one just never go away.

Oh god, how very very true.....

This is so TRUE!

I miss those that were taken from me too soon! So MUCH!!!

lmao!! this is true (and I'm so doomed!!!)

Lol, good one!

Very funny.

Seriously? After 13 years of marriage, my wife and I still get it on at least 5 times a week. And it's better every damn time.

The other night at the drive-in, our three kids were sitting on the ground in the front of the car, and we maybe saw half of Star Wars. The other half was spent acting like a couple of horny teenagers in the car. Of course, we were discreet about it, but it was fun as hell.

I don't mean to be so blunt....but what other way is there to say it?

If you truly love the one you're with, then that passion doesn't die out. It gets stronger.

Amen to that medicTJ!