Tom's ex-ex-wife was on a late show last night, and she said that why the hell do they need a fake wedding? Both of them rich enough and already get enough public viewing...

Sure, Tom is great in the movies but I could give a rats ass less about his personal life... to many people in this world with CWS. (Celebrity Worship Syndrome)
Celebrity Worship SyndromeHe told BBC News Online that data from 3,000 people showed only around 1% demonstrated obsessional tendencies.
Ten per cent, who tended to be neurotic, tense, emotional and moody, displayed intense interest in celebrities.
Around 14% said they would make a special effort to read about their favourite celebrity and to socialise with people who shared their interest.
But he said the other 75% of the population do not take any interest in celebrities' lives.
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I'm in the 75% part unless 1. chick fight 2. I like the cause 3. Goodies are shown