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djdodo
Words to remember for a while....

Girls are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid
of falling and getting hurt.

Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that
aren't as good, but easy.

So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them,
when in reality, they are amazing.



That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right boy, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday...
Kimm
so true!
Homer
The problem with what you wrote was you only considered two types of apples. The ripe ones at the top of the tree, and the rotten ones on the ground.

In my experiences, there have been a lot of good, tasty apples that are also easy to get to on the lower branches. They are ripe, juicy and amazing.
djdodo
lol ((Homer)) laugh.gif
But sorry I am not the one who wrote that ... I only found it and put it ... if I can I would have changed it to satisfy what you mean ... but if I changed it ... it would be like stealing and changing ... original.gif
Homer
I understand the meaning of it, and agree with it as well.

I was just being Homer, who enjoys to analyze a little too much sometimes. original.gif
Allie
I think that I'm amazing, and I would be nowhere near the top of the tree. Cause I'm afraid of heights. unsure.gif

I also think that I would be looking for a
MAN not a BOY. grin2.gif

LittleL
so..about those rotten apples.....

I'm sure those rotten apples can be just as amazing
Bizarro
QUOTE
In my experiences, there have been a lot of good, tasty apples that are also easy to get to on the lower branches. They are ripe, juicy and amazing. - Homer


those are the ones that always give you diarrahea the next day original.gif
Kismit
I hope you stay away from those apples DS w00t.gif laugh.gif

Raziel
Can you consider 12 a man? laugh.gif
djdodo
lol ((Raziel)) ... laugh.gif
For me .. 15 is a man ... tongue.gif ...
but that does not come first .. you know ... the mind and the thinking is the important thing ... there are some 30 years old men with 5 years old minds ... blink.gif
Phantom
QUOTE (djdodo @ Jul 7 2003, 06:55 PM)
For me .. 15 is a man ... tongue.gif ...
but that does not come first .. you know ...

It's very hard to find a 15 year old that does not come first, DJ... laugh.gif
dust19
what the apples with worms? You never know they are okay until you cut them open. But once you check, your lovely apple is just big bloody mess in your garage that you have to put in garbage bags and try to bury in fear that some day your neighbor's dog might dig up part of it and show it to it's owners who might contact the proper authorities who will get a warrant and go through your stuff and find out what you did and never believe you when you just tell them "I was looking for worms!!!!"
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Allie
QUOTE (Raziel @ Jul 7 2003, 02:48 PM)
Can you consider 12 a man? laugh.gif

I'm sorry Raziel, I think that you are a wee bit young for me. I consider a man to be at least 18. As long as he's legal. whistling.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif



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It's very hard to find a 15 year old that does not come first, DJ...

Very Funny Phantom. tongue.gif laugh.gif
Homer
QUOTE (Allie @ Jul 6 2003, 04:23 PM)
I think that I'm amazing, and I would be nowhere near the top of the tree.  Cause I'm afraid of heights. unsure.gif


I think you're amazing too Allie original.gif

I'm also afraid of heights scared.gif
neen
laugh.gif laugh.gif LMAO @ Phantom laugh.gif laugh.gif
Allie
QUOTE (Homer @ Jul 7 2003, 10:42 PM)
I think you're amazing too Allie original.gif


Thanks Homer

I think you are Wonderful. wink.gif
Homer
Thank you Allie original.gif wub.gif
uranium101
well, what if a perfectly sexy apple just fell out onto the ground and was up for grabs, eh? well, women are like apples in another way. if you can get to the core and find seeds, then you can make more apples... it might take a while to figure that out...
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