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Abducted
Well,I have studied the paranormal for three years...are you an expert I,ll post questions,pics,ect. and ask for your feed back!Got the answer...cool I'll reaveal the real stories often and post new ones so you can test your abillities?


FIRST QUESTION:IS THIS A REAL GHOST?





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Saru
I don't think many people here will claim to be paranormal 'experts', and I'm not sure you can classify anyone as such from just a few questions in any case.

Regarding your above question though, I think you've forgotten to include the link / picture you're referring to. Were you trying to upload it to your post or add it from another site with [IMG] tags ?
djdodo
Where is the ghost that you are pointing out to ?? we can't see it ((Abducted)) wink.gif
I am not an expert .. but I am learning things with time right now ... original.gif
Abducted
It won't let me copy or paste this photo!So I'll ask you another question....



WHAT CAN YOU DO TO GET RID OF ALIENS THAT KEEP ABDUCTING YOU?


Saru
Abducted,

You can't copy+paste an image onto an on-line forum.

If you have the image locally on your computer, you can upload it if it's less than 20k in size by clicking the 'browse' button when you post and selecting it from your hard disk.

Alernatively if you have the URL of the image, you can add it to a post by enclosing the link in [IMG] tags :

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[IMG]http://www.asite.com/theimage.jpg[/IMG]
Althalus
I have never read of anything that says you can get rid of an alien that keep of abducting you, so the answer to this will be very interesting (and believe me, I have read a lot of books).

But I would have thought that if an alien or more advanced being wants to abduct someone then it will do so until it gets bored with the test subject or has learnt everything about it.

Quick question for you:

WHO TOOK THE FIRST PHOTOGRAPH OF A UFO?
snuffypuffer
I've never considered myself an expert, more of a casual observer.

I think if they want to take you, they're gonna take you. alien.gif alien.gif alien.gif
Abducted
Well,here are the answers

1.Get a cat aliens are afraid of them.
2.Say no out loud and in your mind...be sure to state that you hate them and that they are aliens and should not be here.
3.Act crazy,if the aliens do not think you are a typical human they won't want to experiment on you.
4.close your eyes and Imagine a blinding white light around you slowly getting larger and pushing them away.They read minds to comunicate and understand whats around them...this thought will cause them great pain because they will absorb it as something real.
5.Keep alight on at night.
6.Keep the tv on at night.
7.Spread at least 10 spices around your bead in cluding salt,cinnamon,chilli pepper,and nutmeg...aliens hate complex smellsd and the aliens will leave.Replace them everyday and add a new one each night so they can't get used to any one combination. MORE INFO. SOON
ShadyLady
"be sure to state that you hate them and that they are aliens and should not be here."

*Sniffle* But that would be mean! crying.gif
Nancy
"Alien Abductions" ........ OR....... "Abductions by Aliens" is quite a touchy
subject.

I have been fortunate to personally interview Dr. Leir, the gentlemen who has removed "Implants" from several people. I have also interviewed a gentleman who claims he was abducted and has had his implant removed.

The point here is simple. Please do not automatically assume that these individuals are 'insane' or purely out for the "celebrity" acknowledgment.

Their lives have been changed, forever, in ALL aspects.
Thanks for listening.
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ShadyLady
Thanks Nancy.

I think I have an implant too, but the way I see it is, they put it there for a reason, so I'm not removing it.
Aslan
Is anybody an 'expert' on the paranormal? How can you be an expert on something utterly inexplicable in terms of current knowledge, something based for a lot of the time on pure subjectivity and personal belief, something that nobody really understands?

Because I know more ghost stories than someone else does that make me 'better' at the paranormal than they are?

Being able to tell if a ghost photo is a fake could mean that you are nifty with dodgy photographs, or possibley knowledgable about art programmes, but a paranormal expert...?

You might as well say that you're an expert on 'blue', or 'the taste of bananas', or 'why I like the novels of Tolstoy'.

Saru
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You might as well say that you're an expert on 'blue', or 'the taste of bananas', or 'why I like the novels of Tolstoy'.


*lol* Aslan, very true.

I suppose being a 'paranormal expert' is almost a contradiction in terms.
Kira
wink.gif Hmmm I'm no expert on most things... paranormal or no... I'm a witch but I wouldn't class myself to be an expert on that either.....

So lets' turn the question back to the person that posed it Abducted do you belive you are an expert... in these fields???
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Althalus
Typeing personally, I would say that I know quite a lot about different paranormal and fortean topics, I know about UFO's, Aliens, Fairies, Ghosts, Hauntings, Physics. All to a greater or lessre degree, but I would not say I am an expert by any means of the imagination, as there is still such a lot we do not know about, and can only speculate on it.

All I would say is that there are people who know more about some things than other people. Again personally, if people know more about simething than me, then I sit back and listen to what they have to say so that I can be corrected or learn something else, an instant example springs to mind in Homer, who knows much more about science than I ever will hope to.

Another is CW, who knows more about wicca, than I do, although I would like to find out more.

Finally, I have always read that cats are cover memories of aliens, and that if you dream of one you have been abducted at some point. If that is the case then why would aliens be afraid of them?

Abducted
Well,I'am not really an expert......but I study the paranormal often..three years actually...and here are the rest of the answers...


8.Trip,scratch,push,and hiss at the aliens....do not try to kill them they may have dangerous weapons and do not use a weapon either,the above is the most effective means of deffense.They are more powerful beens be intensively threatening them could lead them to drastic measures however my acting in this way we are able to cause distress and pain...like a cat does to us when it is mad even though we are more powerful...so we leave it alone...if it pulled out a gun well...
9.Use a WOODEN stick to hit it on the head....aliens have BIG heads and if you take advantage of this it will highly annoy them...their heads are really quite large on their tiny bodies....make fun of this factor...laugh at them and show you are not afraid....indicate they are stupid.
10.When they arrive run around screaming and turn on all electrical appliences around the house.
11.Make sudden changing noises,movments,and facial experessions.
12.Keep a video cam facing your bed on at night.
13.Sleep away from entrances.
14.Do not bath.
15.Sent yourself with MANY perfumes.
16.Run,run do not stop,jump fences,keep going and do not enter a motor vechile it will only make things worse.
17.This relates to number 7.....kepp combinations of diffrent complex spices with you and when the aliens arrive trow it at then...replace the spices daily include...cinnamon,salt,chilli powder,and nutmeg...add a new spice eveyday so they can't get used to any one combination...aliens hate complex smells!
18.Sleep in rooms with other people in them.
19.Go to a popular hotel for a week,aliens do not often abduct people in crowded places they like to hang low so by staying a hotel for a week you force them to stay away,so they will probably stop waiting on you and move to a diffrent test subject,once they move on they won't come back for you!
20.Do all 19 it will drive them crazy and remember diffrent techniques work for diffrent species of aliens so try all the diffrent ideas.....see wich one works best with your abductors!


Sincerly,
Abducted

Abducted
As for number eight it is very effective because they are also afraid of cats so hiss and you are not only attacking and relating to cats but not acting like a typical human....see number three.
Saru
Abducted, shouldn't this list be in the Jokes and humour section ?

Somehow I doubt laughing at an alien because it has a big head is going to do you much good.

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Halo_Jones
huh.gif Whoa!!!! I think I'v stumbled into the Twilight Zone!!!! laugh.gif rolleyes.gif tongue.gif


Yep Saruman....Definetly one for Jokes and Humour. wacko.gif
Abducted
Actually,it is a serious issue sarumon
Halo_Jones
Thats SarumAn Matey!!!!! whistling.gif rolleyes.gif


What are you Jamacian or something!!!!????? laugh.gif
Saru
Abducted, yes it might well be a serious issue, but you've basically made a mockery of it by posting that list.

Are you telling me that you are serious when you advise people to 'make fun of the alien's large head' to prevent them from being abducted ?
Abducted
It's annoying....hey i mean it's an IDEA i'm not saying it will work ok....just to try it...it probably will at least help...aliens like scared helpless subjects by making fun of it you indicate you're not afraid! tongue.gif
Starlyte
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aliens like scared helpless subjects by making fun of it you indicate you're not afraid!  


And how do you know this???
Abducted
I havent studied,read and worked with alien encounters for three years for nada i know quite a bit...I'm not braging just studying,working,and hoping! tongue.gif
Starlyte
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14.Do not bath.


What!!!??? No one will want to come around you if you don't bathe....

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15.Sent yourself with MANY perfumes.


Still, NO ONE will want to come around you.

This list is ridiculous. How is the world did you come up with this list? All you've done in every thread you've posted is to put up these kind of questions to us. If your 3 years of study has yielded anything then why not post those results here instead of wasting our time with lists like this. It is great to challenge someone and make them think by asking questions, but let's see some of the research you've done. I think that would prove more interesting....Just my opinion though.... whistling.gif
Abducted
At night! YOU DON''T BATHE AT NIGHT ALIENS ABDUCT PEOPLE AT NIGHT....REALLY THE DARK IS NOT GOING TO BOTHER AT YOUR SMELL!!Sent yourself with many perfumes at night!then in the morning before you go around town WITH PEOPLE....bathe, wash off the perfumes and get clean...see no prob...do not insult me please! alien.gif
Saru
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hey i mean it's an IDEA i'm not saying it will work ok....just to try it...


If that's the case, then are all the other things in the list the same ?

I think you could add pretty much anything to that list and claim that it might work.

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Abducted
yOU BUG ME......IT IS MOST LIKELY TO WORK...I HAVEN'T TRIED IT SO I AM NOT POSITIVE......SO THEREFORE I SAY IT MIGHT WORK IS MOST LIKELY TO WORK! tongue.gif
Starlyte
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YOU DON''T BATHE AT NIGHT


For your information I do bathe at night. I take a shower every morning and a bath every night before I go to bed...

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do not insult me please!


How did I insult you?
Agent_L
QUOTE (Abducted @ Jul 7 2003, 07:40 PM)
WHAT CAN YOU DO TO GET RID OF ALIENS THAT KEEP ABDUCTING YOU?

What kind of aliens exacly?

Green goey ones?
Greys?
Normal human looking?
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Abducted
Greys...and I mean you should't bathe at night inorder to keep aliens away...sheesh! alien.gif
Nancy
QUOTE (ShadyLady @ Jul 7 2003, 11:23 PM)
Thanks Nancy.

I think I have an implant too, but the way I see it is, they put it there for a reason, so I'm not removing it.

rolleyes.gif

I think perhaps I too have wandered into the Twilight Zone.

Why in the world, would you choose to keep an 'implant'?

Why do you suspect you have an implant?

Maybe I should just "hush" these fingers.
Nancy
Agent_L
There must be many ways there cant just be one way they could be like humans where one person at the sight of a guard dog would run but anougther person may not like that so yeh? blink.gif
ShadyLady
Well Nancy,

Like I said, they put it there for a reason, not that it would make a difference anyway, I was also injected with a needle (I have a line marking where it happened), and that substance I doubt very much could be removed (So even if I got rid of the implant, I have that injection). Also, my abductions have produced a positive effect upon me, which also helps me build up trust to the Grays, not to mention in my opinion you either have to trust the government or the Grays, and the day I don't hate the government is the day that the government ceases to exist. So getting back to the point, they have their reasons, the biggest chance one can take is not taking a chance at all, maybe this thing alters my mind in a positive way, as the abductions have, or maybe one day it's going to self destruct and blow me up, I don't have much to lose in taking the chance, and besides, I think the Grays are peaceful.

How did I know? Well one day I was looking at a scar I got from when my friend's cat scratched me, and under it I saw another scar that I havn't seen before. Well I just started to trace it and then I felt something I could move around in my arm. It's sort of like a little ball and I can just move it around (ick!)...


Hmm well I guess that's it...
Kira
wink.gif huh.gif huh.gif wink.gif

Nancy Posted on Jul 8 2003, 08:44 PM
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I think perhaps I too have wandered into the Twilight Zone.


unsure.gif I agree....

Abducted Posted on Jul 8 2003, 07:00 PM
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yOU BUG ME......IT IS MOST LIKELY TO WORK...I HAVEN'T TRIED IT SO I AM NOT POSITIVE......SO THEREFORE I SAY IT MIGHT WORK IS MOST LIKELY TO WORK!


ooook, I think we can safely say that none of them will work and it's a complete load of Tosh...... as for bugging you grin2.gif why not when you've posted some pretty ludicrous things....... whistling.gif
Homer
QUOTE (Abducted @ Jul 8 2003, 01:31 PM)
do not insult me please! alien.gif

How about if I insult you then?
I have seen a lot of stupid things on this forum, but this is by far the stupidest thing I have ever read.
This is ridiculous and a waste of time, and your idiotic bantering about what you think you know--or I should say, what you think might work--is not only making a mockery of this subject, as SaRuMaN said, but also making yourself look retarded.
reese2
Ohhh my lord!!!! Homer you are right, when the hell did we revert back to idiotic ramblings, from a so called 'researcher'? It is just crap, and it makes all of us, the ones that take this subject seriously, want to reach through the monitor and snatch you up from your chair, that you must have piled phone books on to sit comfortably, and shake you just enough to loosen whatever it is that has taken over the sensible side of your brain. So, enough already... I think you should go back to the drawing board with whatever it is that you think you have figured out. devil.gif


Nancy, you are so funny, and so right all in the same breath. I have no idea why anyone that really thinks they may have implants, would want to keep them. Not only could it be a very useful tool to scientific studies everywhere, if taken out and proven to be an implant of some kind, but also, it is a foreign body placed in your body, and for whatever reason, it is not natural to you or your biological design, and should be removed. So, Shady lady, maybe you should at least think about having it X-Rayed, to determine if it is something more than a cyst under your skin. No need thinking that you are somehow 'chosen' for something, if you really aren't. It is always worth the money to find out the truth, in any case.
Unless of course, you really aren't interested in the truth, but more on your imagination.. And, if that is the case, it is a real shame.

Reese
Nancy
QUOTE (Homer @ Jul 8 2003, 09:03 PM)
QUOTE (Abducted @ Jul 8 2003, 01:31 PM)
do not insult me please! alien.gif


I have seen a lot of stupid things on this forum, but this is by far the stupidest thing I have ever read.
This is ridiculous and a waste of time, and your idiotic bantering about what you think you know--or I should say, what you think might work--is not only making a mockery of this subject, as SaRuMaN said, but also making yourself look retarded.

cool.gif Ok, Homer? Now tell us how you REALLY feel! laugh.gif

Like I said earlier? This is a touchy subject and after extensive
research on my part, I am still torn....... interviews and all.

Homer? I hope ya know I'm just pullin your chain! Great comeback!
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Homer
QUOTE (Nancy @ Jul 8 2003, 10:06 PM)
Homer? I hope ya know I'm just pullin your chain! Great comeback!:

laugh.gif I know what you mean Nancy. My post is not meant to argue one way or another about aliens. My post was merely to insult Abducted, and that stupid list that was posted.
SaRuMaN is right, this belongs in the jokes section grin2.gif
Nancy
QUOTE (ShadyLady @ Jul 8 2003, 08:07 PM)
Well Nancy,

Like I said, they put it there for a reason, not that it would make a difference anyway,




rolleyes.gif ShadyLady? I think your avatar gives me a CLUE.

I don't intend to demean your comments, but I honestly find them
a 'tad' difficult to swallow.

reese2? Thank you! I was beginning to wonder if perhaps these two 'lumps' I have are implants.......... I checked? Nope, all mine!

In all seriousness, those to whom I have dealt personally concerning "abductions" have had their lives altered DRASTICALLY, and NOT for the better, not at all.

In case no one is familar with Dr. Leir, here is his website:
http://www.alienscalpel.com/main.htm

I've been wondering if we should have an "ID check" at the door, here... Hmmm?
Nancy ohmy.gif
Homer
QUOTE (Nancy @ Jul 8 2003, 10:19 PM)
I've been wondering if we should have an "ID check" at the door, here... Hmmm?

I think that sounds like a great idea original.gif
reese2
Hehehehummm..... How coy Nancy..... You are very funny...... tongue.gif I can imagine that it has really turned people's lives upside down. I have never had first hand experience with abductions, but I can assume, it is not a good thing.


I am all for the ID at the door, but that means we would then have to get several people for 'bouncer' positions... Ok, although I am all woman, I can hold my own, and I do have a few gadgets that can pack a punch, so pleeeeaaseeeee, let me!!!!!!! whistling.gif blink.gif

I would love the opportunity to take out some pent up frustrations on the blissfully ignorant.......... wub.gif


Reese


ShadyLady
"ShadyLady? I think your avatar gives me a CLUE."

Hmm?


And I have but one comment for the following:

"I have no idea why anyone that really thinks they may have implants, would want to keep them."

Read my previous posts.
reese2
I did read them, and it sounds pretty off the charts to me. If you have no idea if you even have them in you, then how can you feel any certain way? Good or bad................ Sounds like there may be a messiac complex going on here.
Do you even have any idea how many people just 'think' they have been abducted, without ever trying to find out for sure? More than you care to count, and do you know why they don't bother to find out? Because they like the idea of being a part of something bigger than they can imagine, and the truth, plays a far second to their imagination. I am all for the truth. And, I think that anyone that does not do everything they possibly can to find the truth, as mundane as it may be, is living an imaginary life, that they create.


Reese


ShadyLady
So are you saying I either lie or do not seek the truth?

Both are incorrect Reese.
reese2
That depends on what you have done, besides hype yourself up to an alter reality. If you have done nothing to find out anything substantial, then how could anyone believe you? You have to understand that the days of blindly believing someone, because there are no ways of disproving them, are far gone. Today we live in an age that gives us great outlets for truth. So, if you haven't done anything to substantiate what you think, then how can you blame any rational person for feeling this way? I say, show me at least that you have tried, or that you want to know. Because the human condition is one for knowledge, and if you 'really' believed in all of this, or that you have somehow been pulled into something bigger than this world, you would want to know. That is called human nature. If you do nothing to find out, then that leaves one to believe that you already know the truth, you just have yet to own it.


Reese
ShadyLady
I search online about stuff like this (Running out of information sources), I watch television programs, I also signed up on this forum for information. I've been hypnotised to try and find out more, and I think about this stuff constantly, creating theories and finding ways to prove or disprove them. So it's not as if I don't try.

It is also perfectly understandable for people not to believe me. But I think anyone will agree that it can be very annoying when people try to contradict your personal life--constantly. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but sometimes it can go too far when one has not been through what someone else has, and tries to dictate how it is to someone.

But whatever, I am done argueing about my personal life, besides, it has not to do with the topic anyway.
Kismit
Allthough I have to agree the original I dea for this thread is somewhat insulting . Mainly because Abducted has just thrown himself in here insinuating that he may be the only knowledgable person on the forum . Bound to put a few noses out of joint including mine . huh.gif but I let Homer deal to it because he does it so well tongue.gif .

Any way I'm actually sticking up for Shadylady . I agree that implants should be taken out and studied , but If you want to look at anything subjectively you should have a control group . The implants may behave differently when inside the body and should be studied in this way as well . Shadylady may I sugest you keep a diary of your experiences. original.gif
ShadyLady
Good idea about the diary Kismit, and I think I will do that. It's just many times abduction experiences are very difficult to remember, but I shall try...
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