Just to add fuel to the fire of this thread, someone's already figured out a way to use a kitchen microwave as a weapon... Against their own neighbors, no less!
The original article was in German so I dug up a translation. There was a more recent article, but I can't seem to find it.
LinkBerlin, Tuesday 8 October 2002 WELT am SONNTAG
(Sunday edition of the national newspaper Die Welt)
Microwaves as close-range weaponsNeighbours attack each other with ovens that have been tinkered with. The radiation penetrates through walls and leads to heavy health damage. Already 150 criminal procedures.
by Julia Winkenbach
Berlin - If Irmgard K. from Kalchreuth near Nuernberg wants to have peace in her own home, then she must get out. Out of her own appartment, to go somewhere, only to get away. If she remains at home, it starts all over again: Headaches, giddyness, a rumble in the ears, rapid heart rate. This is due to microwaves, which are obviously directed intentionally into the house
of Irmgard K., in order to torture her. Bad-intentioned neighbours, as they suppose, irradiate
the walls of her appartment with a converted microwave oven. Dr. Reinhard Munzert, who shares her life, speaks of "a new form of High Tech crimes", which affects more and more people at a national level. Approximately twenty of them have already decided to unite in an "interest group of victims of electrical weapons", he created. They are trying to help themselves, as the police does not believe them, the public prosecutor's office not, not even
the closest friends.
For Irmgard K. everything began with a trifle. She argued with her neighbours about their five dogs, because she could not stand their barking anymore. The quarrel escalated and became "a war". Afterwards she had all the mentioned troubles: "suddenly I heard always changing tones and I had sleep disturbances." Reinhard Munzert investigated for her, until finally technicians at the University of Erlangen gave him the idea with the microwaves. "We know",
says Munzert, "that this sounds outrageous." He and his girlfriend would however really be treated "like meat in a microwave."
Klaus Muenter from the federal physics and technology institute in Braunschweig confirmed in presence of Welt am Sonntag (WORLD on SUNDAY), "that it is technically possible" to irradiate neighbours through the walls with microwave ovens that have been tinkered with. Because the walls only hold half of the strong radiation and windows even let everything pass through. To change an oven into a "waves projector" a technical training is however necessary. This is also confirmed by Professor Peter Pauli of the German Federal Armed Forces University: " a microwave appliance has a capacity of approximately 800 Watts. In order to bundle these into a beam, you need a strong directional antenna."
Moreover two safety switches would have to be bridged. Once someone has achieved this, he can tyrannize his neighbours with a spurt, which is approximately hundredfold stronger, than permitted by the federal radiation emission law, which has set the threshold limit value for the radiation of mobile radio antennas at ten Watts per square meter.
Friedhelm and Gertrud Kuhn from Bochum know these numbers by heart, and have known them for a long time. Because they too have been irradiated in their own home from an unknown source, since Christmas 1999. Here too it started with neighbourhood disputes. Friedhelm Kuhn felt at first only a flickering in the eye, later came high blood pressure, pins and needles in the heart and "the sensation to cook". "whenever I enter my house, it always feels, as if I would get sunburned", he describes the effects of microwaves on his body. Thanks to his work as an electronic technician Kuhn realised that he could be faced with the use of waves and lodged a complaint for bodily injury. But he met with a rebuff. According to Kuhn: "the public prosecutor said, he would not deal with fancies." The technician decided to do self-help: he pasted the inner walls of his house with aluminum foil, because they would hold at least part of the radiation. The Kuhns did not want to move despite the beam attacks, because they had built their house from their own plans.
Miriam Enzler has already moved. She too had a fight with her neighbours, and she too had suddenly "the feeling she lived between two power sources", and she too had to make the experience that people would treat victims of microwaves, "as if they were the big idiots". Miriam Enzler still suffers a lot from the results of the wave attacks, even now that she's moved: "my mucous membranes burn like fire, I have headaches up to vomiting and colic-like belly cramps."
Attorney Detlev Eidebenz, who represents a victim from Frankfurt, believes that the only hope to stop the wrongdoings of these unknown microwave gangsters in the entire country, is to fight together. Eidebenz says: "150 complaints have already been submitted in Germany in this matter, but to no result." Now, the lawyer says, the attention of all public prosecutor's offices of all Länder of the Federal Republic has to be drawn to the multiplicity of individual cases. There's already support from the Police: Markus Duemig from the 8th Police station in Frankfurt/Main collects the reports of microwave victims nationwide. Duemig says: he will do it "as long as necessary for this matter to be dealt with in a court of law as a criminal matter."
The helpful official is the last resort, for whom the microwave victims reach with a desperate grasp. Because, although there are so far only few investigations, which prove that microwaves can cause long-term damage, victims are more afraid of the long-term consequences than of the actual pain. For Irmgard K. the nightmare became true: the physicians diagnosed recently an ovarian tumor.
And, going further down the road to insanity:
Crowd-Control Cookery: Microwaves Among New Non-Lethal WeaponsQUOTE
Some of the most exotic experiments entail harnessing microwaves, the very same used in microwave ovens, to induce almost instant fevers or seizures by heating the body to as much as 107 degrees.
Just as with a TV dinner, the microwaves, fired from a TV-dish-like instrument, cause water molecules in the body to vibrate faster than normal, which generates heat.