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Abducted
This is an interesting question fun....but serious and....well fun....it sorta relates to my last question so here goes


WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE BEING ABDUCTED...? huh.gif
djdodo
he he .. this is funny...
I really do not know what to do ... unsure.gif
But I might sit and watch .... blink.gif
Raziel
Be glad that i was going home rolleyes.gif
Abducted
IS THAT A JOKE EVIL...OR ARE YOU SERIOUS......?
emmy
abduct.gif THiS and ThiS ohmy.gif alien.gif ......
Pale_Horse
I notice that you did not say by whom... huh.gif

No matter, I believe my response would be the same whatever the situation. I would fight back! There is a reason I have a concealed carry permit.
reese2
laugh.gif laugh.gif grin2.gif @ Pale Horse...... A man after my heart... I too would light them up like the fourth of July.. Unless, of course, I was being abducted by someone that I wanted to be abducted by.... Then I may just give them a quick zap or two to let them know who's boss.. hehehe.....


Raziel, are you being serious?



Reese
Pale_Horse
reese2

I can see it now... Coming to a theater near you, an epic sci-fi cinema event!

Starring reese2 and Pale_Horse as two no-nonsense cops faced with the battle of their lives in....

Abduct This, You Alien B*stards!!!
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reese2
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif @ U Pale Horse!!!! I actually had a wild visual there for a minute.... You are too funny..................... tongue.gif


Reese
Pale_Horse
Or it could be....

A quirky romantic comedy starring reese2 and Pale_Horse as two New York socialites brought together by strange and comical circumstances in...


How To Lose A Grey In 10 Days

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reese2
Hehehehehe, you are too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


Quite the comedian aren't you???????????? whistling.gif rolleyes.gif


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Reese
ShadyLady
I'll go with Raziel's answer.
reese2
Oh Lord, here we go...................................................... ohmy.gif rolleyes.gif blink.gif ph34r.gif
Homer
I was thinking the same thing. wacko.gif

Oh well, in another couple months, when summer vacation is over, the little kiddies will be back in school and we can have our forum back original.gif
reese2
Yep, they always filter themselves out eventually..... I just hate waiting sometimes............. sad.gif



Waiting for a new school year with much anticipation,



Reese tongue.gif
loganXman
wut can u do? u can only do so much. i would just take it if i couldnt fight back. dont they paralyze you or something. maybe they can heal my torn acl and mcl. i hear they do stuff like that. grin2.gif
Abducted
alien.gif I would close my eyes and Imagine a blinding white light around me slowly getting larger and pushing them away.They read minds to comunicate and understand whats around them...this thought will cause them great pain because they will absorb it as something real! abduct.gif
dust19
well, if it was by extra terrestrials, I guess I would have no option than to lie back waiting to get home so nobody would believe my "stories".

If it was by a person, I would try my hardest to destroy them. I have no problems biting people, or clawing at their eyes. I would revert to savage survival instincs and pull a few "rabid dog" maneuvers. Once you get them pinned, go right for the jugular. Sounds extreme, but NOBODY has the right to abduct me.
Bizarro
id volunteer for those wacky sexual things they have abductees do. got to be better than the prodding and poking stuff original.gif
Raziel
How About...

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The Greytrix 2 : Reabducted
djdodo
Then again ... and after thinking unsure.gif
I donot want to be Abducted crying.gif
AncientLight
I would be wondering why they would want to abduct me lol.
but I would find it intense ,maybe sexually exciting . wink.gif
Blood Angel
bah aliens? abductions? nothing a 12 gauge and a block of composition 4 can't handle, waste their sorry asses back to ursa majoris ph34r.gif
ShadyLady
Now now BloodAngel, be nice to the Grays. alien.gif
Blood Angel
dontgetit.gif be nice LOL i'll be nice when they put that metal schlong away blink.gif my ass is exit only ph34r.gif
uranium101
BE NICE BLOODANGEL. if they're not grays or humanoids, kick their *sshole. of course, i've always wanted to w/ a gray... wub.gif it could be fun... and they could give me a hernia.
Blood Angel
huh.gif ok am i missing the plot here now i regard the grays alien.gif as hostile, and certainly alot of media out there do aswell, and i got my own reasons for seeing them as hostile so you know, but you people seem to think that those little gray critters are nice. ph34r.gif gunsmilie.gif
Aslan
Personally, if I was being abducted by aliens I would chat to them, show them pictures of my pets, and encourage them to talk about their relatives.

I've heard somewhere that if you 'humanize' yourself, you stand more chance with your kidnappers.
dust19
but in this case would it be better to 'alienize' yourself to them, since humans are nothing more than cattle to them?
ShadyLady
I'd ask to bring a child home. happy.gif
snuffypuffer
QUOTE (Aslan @ Jul 24 2003, 08:36 PM)
Personally, if I was being abducted by aliens I would chat to them, show them pictures of my pets, and encourage them to talk about their relatives.

I've heard somewhere that if you 'humanize' yourself, you stand more chance with your kidnappers.

laugh.gif Actually I'd be as big a pain in the ass as I possibly could, unless they wanted me to mate with a really hot grey lady hybrid thing, then I might just cooperate.

One thing's for sure, if I ever did get abducted, I would never, ever, ever tell anyone about it.
ShadyLady
QUOTE (snuffypuffer @ Jul 25 2003, 06:09 AM)
unless they wanted me to mate with a really hot grey lady hybrid thing, then I might just cooperate.

One thing's for sure, if I ever did get abducted, I would never, ever, ever tell anyone about it.

It is more common for a women to be abducted and mate with a hybrid male, though I don't doubt for a second that a man may have to have intercourse with a hybrid female. And what's with the word 'thing'? Surely the women would not be a 'thing'. Though if that happened, prepare to be a father to the newborne child. original.gif



And if you ever do get abducted, you can tell me. I wouldn't be surprised if it's happened to you already..................
uranium101
shadylady- why would you want to bring a child home? then again, you probably don't have a choice because they would try to mate w/ you... sad.gif but it could be fun. grin2.gif
snuffypuffer
QUOTE (ShadyLady @ Jul 25 2003, 06:43 AM)




And if you ever do get abducted, you can tell me. I wouldn't be surprised if it's happened to you already..................

If it did I still wouldn't tell you.
ShadyLady
I know Snuffy, that's why I have reason to believe that you might be hideing something. Maybe not an abduction, but an experience you had. You don't want to tell anyone, possibly risking the strong beliefs you once held. Or maybe you are afraid of something... Very well, I'll stop here.
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And Uranium, all the babies there need love. The Grays cannot provide that. If they are to survive, they need someone who cares.
snuffypuffer
Okay, Shadylady, you got me. When I was little, on halloween, my dad and our next door neighbor dressed in gorilla suits and chased me and some of my friends down the street while we were trick or treating. Scared the hell out of me. Now I hate gorilla suits.
uranium101
well, shadylady, they must care for it in some way. if love is not expressed to a baby, well, take one hundred babies and give no love to any. just feed them, change their diaper and that is it. 95 of those poor things will die. the remaining few will have trouble w/ school, and will have difficulty understanding emotions. but i think a hot lady hybrid thing will have some kind of bond w/ it, ya know?

you can always tell me if you were being abducted, snuffypuffer. alien.gif
ShadyLady
QUOTE (uranium101 @ Jul 28 2003, 11:23 PM)
well, shadylady, they must care for it in some way. if love is not expressed to a baby, well, take one hundred babies and give no love to any. just feed them, change their diaper and that is it. 95 of those poor things will die. the remaining few will have trouble w/ school, and will have difficulty understanding emotions. but i think a hot lady hybrid thing will have some kind of bond w/ it, ya know?

Yes, I'm sure they are taken care of by the hybrids that are on board the ships. But that wasn't the point in the first place. I just said I wanted to take a child home.

And why would the hybrid lady have to be 'hot' to have a bond with a child? And what makes her a 'thing'?
uranium101
they don't have to be hot, silly. and it's called a thing because perception of their existance is blurred. (i don't know where that came from) and why would there be hybrids? they could be pure grey. a hybrid's all mellow.gif + alien.gif = rainfro.gif

a pure grey is more alien.gif + alien.gif = alien.gif
simple mathmatics can go a long way. (no bunnies were harmed during this experiement)
ShadyLady
So you are concluding that human + alien = Guy with rainbow fro? whistling2.gif
Metalix Knightmare
Say if any of you guys see a alien named Nabooroo e sure to ask her how Meta is doing for me.
AncientLight
Well that all depends also on what there' doing to me lol. I would do nothing I think lol , I would be too amazed to actually be in the same "room" with aliens !!! wacko.gif w00t.gif thumbsup.gif
Jasu
If I was being abducted, I would probably moon them, yell out, "Probe this!", then make a run for it as i slowly lose consciousness......
spyro_86
fight them off
Kryso
Well I just hope that after they finished installing things up my rectum w00t.gif (that make me walk with a funny kind of limp, and slightly to the left) I would hope they drop me off somewhere close to my home, because I have absolutely no sense of direction! Besides, I would get about 20 yards before lumbering to the left and falling into the bushes. huh.gif
Miracle Alien Girl
I would take a camera and diary with me and write about every detail that I possiblly could. and take as many pics as possible. after the abduction I would publish all the info that I gathered while I was being experiemented on.

McKenna happy.gif wink2.gif tongue.gif grin2.gif laugh.gif cool.gif original.gif wub.gif rofl.gif innocent.gif blush.gif clap.gif yes.gif alien.gif thumbsup.gif
fallingalien
I wouldn't know what to do, I would be so afraid I probably just let them do it with my eyes closed, unless I could het s stick or pole.
isis-999
I would pray they didn't like me and would just let me go fast... w00t.gif alien.gif
flyinghigh23
Poop, upchuck, pee myself, and then faint....all in that exact order too! yes.gif Then they would not want to take me anywhere or do anything with me. That would be my unintentional stragedy. thumbsup.gif
~TheArtOfContact~
QUOTE(Pale_Horse @ Jul 8 2003, 09:26 PM)
I notice that you did not say by whom... huh.gif

No matter,  I believe my response would be the same whatever the situation.  I would fight back!  There is a reason I have a concealed carry permit.
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Whom? How do you fight someone/something you don't know enough about?
The element of suprize is one thing, but under some hypnotic suggestion is another.

Still, aliens don't abduct just human beings.
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