Abducted
Jul 8 2003, 04:18 PM
This is an interesting question fun....but serious and....well fun....it sorta relates to my last question so here goes
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE BEING ABDUCTED...?
djdodo
Jul 8 2003, 04:41 PM
he he .. this is funny...
I really do not know what to do ...
But I might sit and watch ....
Raziel
Jul 8 2003, 05:37 PM
Be glad that i was going home
Abducted
Jul 8 2003, 06:06 PM
IS THAT A JOKE EVIL...OR ARE YOU SERIOUS......?
emmy
Jul 8 2003, 08:20 PM
Pale_Horse
Jul 8 2003, 08:26 PM
I notice that you did not say by whom...
No matter, I believe my response would be the same whatever the situation. I would fight back! There is a reason I have a concealed carry permit.
reese2
Jul 8 2003, 09:08 PM

@ Pale Horse...... A man after my heart... I too would light them up like the fourth of July.. Unless, of course, I was being abducted by someone that I wanted to be abducted by.... Then I may just give them a quick zap or two to let them know who's boss.. hehehe.....
Raziel, are you being serious?
Reese
Pale_Horse
Jul 8 2003, 09:26 PM
reese2
I can see it now... Coming to a theater near you, an epic sci-fi cinema event!
Starring reese2 and Pale_Horse as two no-nonsense cops faced with the battle of their lives in....
Abduct This, You Alien B*stards!!!
reese2
Jul 8 2003, 09:30 PM
Pale_Horse
Jul 8 2003, 09:37 PM
Or it could be....
A quirky romantic comedy starring reese2 and Pale_Horse as two New York socialites brought together by strange and comical circumstances in...
How To Lose A Grey In 10 Days
reese2
Jul 8 2003, 09:42 PM
ShadyLady
Jul 9 2003, 12:39 AM
I'll go with Raziel's answer.
reese2
Jul 9 2003, 02:31 AM
Homer
Jul 9 2003, 02:39 AM
I was thinking the same thing.
Oh well, in another couple months, when summer vacation is over, the little kiddies will be back in school and we can have our forum back
reese2
Jul 9 2003, 02:45 AM
Yep, they always filter themselves out eventually..... I just hate waiting sometimes.............
Waiting for a new school year with much anticipation,
Reese
loganXman
Jul 9 2003, 03:43 AM
wut can u do? u can only do so much. i would just take it if i couldnt fight back. dont they paralyze you or something. maybe they can heal my torn acl and mcl. i hear they do stuff like that.
Abducted
Jul 9 2003, 04:43 PM

I would close my eyes and Imagine a blinding white light around me slowly getting larger and pushing them away.They read minds to comunicate and understand whats around them...this thought will cause them great pain because they will absorb it as something real!
dust19
Jul 9 2003, 05:14 PM
well, if it was by extra terrestrials, I guess I would have no option than to lie back waiting to get home so nobody would believe my "stories".
If it was by a person, I would try my hardest to destroy them. I have no problems biting people, or clawing at their eyes. I would revert to savage survival instincs and pull a few "rabid dog" maneuvers. Once you get them pinned, go right for the jugular. Sounds extreme, but NOBODY has the right to abduct me.
Bizarro
Jul 9 2003, 05:33 PM
id volunteer for those wacky sexual things they have abductees do. got to be better than the prodding and poking stuff
Raziel
Jul 9 2003, 06:18 PM
How About...
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The Greytrix 2 : Reabducted
djdodo
Jul 9 2003, 07:13 PM
Then again ... and after thinking
I donot want to be Abducted
AncientLight
Jul 16 2003, 03:02 AM
I would be wondering why they would want to abduct me lol.
but I would find it intense ,maybe sexually exciting .
Blood Angel
Jul 24 2003, 11:03 AM
bah aliens? abductions? nothing a 12 gauge and a block of composition 4 can't handle, waste their sorry asses back to ursa majoris
ShadyLady
Jul 24 2003, 02:42 PM
Now now BloodAngel, be nice to the Grays.
Blood Angel
Jul 24 2003, 03:55 PM

be nice LOL i'll be nice when they put that metal schlong away

my ass is exit only
uranium101
Jul 24 2003, 07:12 PM
BE NICE BLOODANGEL. if they're not grays or humanoids, kick their *sshole. of course, i've always wanted to w/ a gray...

it could be fun... and they could give me a hernia.
Blood Angel
Jul 24 2003, 08:25 PM
Aslan
Jul 24 2003, 08:36 PM
Personally, if I was being abducted by aliens I would chat to them, show them pictures of my pets, and encourage them to talk about their relatives.
I've heard somewhere that if you 'humanize' yourself, you stand more chance with your kidnappers.
dust19
Jul 24 2003, 09:38 PM
but in this case would it be better to 'alienize' yourself to them, since humans are nothing more than cattle to them?
ShadyLady
Jul 25 2003, 12:53 AM
I'd ask to bring a child home.
snuffypuffer
Jul 25 2003, 06:09 AM
| QUOTE (Aslan @ Jul 24 2003, 08:36 PM) |
Personally, if I was being abducted by aliens I would chat to them, show them pictures of my pets, and encourage them to talk about their relatives.
I've heard somewhere that if you 'humanize' yourself, you stand more chance with your kidnappers. |

Actually I'd be as big a pain in the ass as I possibly could, unless they wanted me to mate with a really hot grey lady hybrid thing, then I might just cooperate.
One thing's for sure, if I ever did get abducted, I would never, ever, ever tell anyone about it.
ShadyLady
Jul 25 2003, 06:43 AM
| QUOTE (snuffypuffer @ Jul 25 2003, 06:09 AM) |
unless they wanted me to mate with a really hot grey lady hybrid thing, then I might just cooperate.
One thing's for sure, if I ever did get abducted, I would never, ever, ever tell anyone about it. |
It is more common for a women to be abducted and mate with a hybrid male, though I don't doubt for a second that a man may have to have intercourse with a hybrid female. And what's with the word 'thing'? Surely the women would not be a 'thing'. Though if that happened, prepare to be a father to the newborne child.
And if you ever do get abducted, you can tell me. I wouldn't be surprised if it's happened to you already..................
uranium101
Jul 26 2003, 02:08 PM
shadylady- why would you want to bring a child home? then again, you probably don't have a choice because they would try to mate w/ you...

but it could be fun.
snuffypuffer
Jul 26 2003, 07:49 PM
| QUOTE (ShadyLady @ Jul 25 2003, 06:43 AM) |
And if you ever do get abducted, you can tell me. I wouldn't be surprised if it's happened to you already.................. |
If it did I still wouldn't tell you.
ShadyLady
Jul 26 2003, 09:08 PM
I know Snuffy, that's why I have reason to believe that you might be hideing something. Maybe not an abduction, but an experience you had. You don't want to tell anyone, possibly risking the strong beliefs you once held. Or maybe you are afraid of something... Very well, I'll stop here.
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And Uranium, all the babies there need love. The Grays cannot provide that. If they are to survive, they need someone who cares.
snuffypuffer
Jul 28 2003, 06:14 PM
Okay, Shadylady, you got me. When I was little, on halloween, my dad and our next door neighbor dressed in gorilla suits and chased me and some of my friends down the street while we were trick or treating. Scared the hell out of me. Now I hate gorilla suits.
uranium101
Jul 28 2003, 11:23 PM
well, shadylady, they must care for it in some way. if love is not expressed to a baby, well, take one hundred babies and give no love to any. just feed them, change their diaper and that is it. 95 of those poor things will die. the remaining few will have trouble w/ school, and will have difficulty understanding emotions. but i think a hot lady hybrid thing will have some kind of bond w/ it, ya know?
you can always tell me if you were being abducted, snuffypuffer.
ShadyLady
Jul 28 2003, 11:40 PM
| QUOTE (uranium101 @ Jul 28 2003, 11:23 PM) |
| well, shadylady, they must care for it in some way. if love is not expressed to a baby, well, take one hundred babies and give no love to any. just feed them, change their diaper and that is it. 95 of those poor things will die. the remaining few will have trouble w/ school, and will have difficulty understanding emotions. but i think a hot lady hybrid thing will have some kind of bond w/ it, ya know? |
Yes, I'm sure they are taken care of by the hybrids that are on board the ships. But that wasn't the point in the first place. I just said I wanted to take a child home.
And why would the hybrid lady have to be 'hot' to have a bond with a child? And what makes her a 'thing'?
uranium101
Jul 29 2003, 12:20 AM
they don't have to be hot, silly. and it's called a thing because perception of their existance is blurred. (i don't know where that came from) and why would there be hybrids? they could be pure grey. a hybrid's all

+

=
a pure grey is more

+

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simple mathmatics can go a long way. (no bunnies were harmed during this experiement)
ShadyLady
Jul 29 2003, 01:12 AM
So you are concluding that human + alien = Guy with rainbow fro?
Metalix Knightmare
Oct 16 2003, 01:39 AM
Say if any of you guys see a alien named Nabooroo e sure to ask her how Meta is doing for me.
AncientLight
Oct 16 2003, 01:13 PM
Jasu
Oct 17 2003, 12:15 AM
If I was being abducted, I would probably moon them, yell out, "Probe this!", then make a run for it as i slowly lose consciousness......
spyro_86
Oct 17 2003, 11:22 PM
fight them off
Kryso
Oct 22 2003, 02:13 AM
Well I just hope that after they finished installing things up my rectum

(that make me walk with a funny kind of limp, and slightly to the left) I would hope they drop me off somewhere close to my home, because I have absolutely no sense of direction! Besides, I would get about 20 yards before lumbering to the left and falling into the bushes.
Miracle Alien Girl
Aug 26 2005, 02:18 AM
fallingalien
Aug 26 2005, 02:44 AM
I wouldn't know what to do, I would be so afraid I probably just let them do it with my eyes closed, unless I could het s stick or pole.
isis-999
Aug 26 2005, 05:12 AM
I would pray they didn't like me and would just let me go fast...
flyinghigh23
Aug 26 2005, 09:19 AM
Poop, upchuck, pee myself, and then faint....all in that exact order too!

Then they would not want to take me anywhere or do anything with me. That would be my unintentional stragedy.
~TheArtOfContact~
Aug 26 2005, 04:36 PM
QUOTE(Pale_Horse @ Jul 8 2003, 09:26 PM)
I notice that you did not say by whom...
No matter, I believe my response would be the same whatever the situation. I would fight back! There is a reason I have a concealed carry permit.
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Whom? How do you fight someone/something you don't know enough about?
The element of suprize is one thing, but under some hypnotic suggestion is another.
Still, aliens don't abduct just human beings.
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