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PadawanOsswe
laugh.gif isnt it obvious? Starwars is EVIL! devil.gif click here
Paranoid Android
Is that site for real?

I laughed and laughed and laughed.

And then laughed a little more.
PadawanOsswe
yeah, sadly I think its for real laugh.gif
jpalz
WTF? blink.gif

Made me laugh laugh.gif rofl.gif
Shakezulah
O god...If it is for real, then whoever made this site is just a complete idiot.
Shivel
I think it might just be to get people to see some movie called Jack Chick. hmm.gif

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SPREADING THE WORD THROUGH THEATER
The Morality Players - Coming Soon to L.A. when the Morality Players perform the works of JACK CHICK on August 19-21 2005 – The only entertainment in Hollywood that saves your eternal soul –Guaranteed!
Sauven2236
FEAR DARTH SATANER and the evil r2 demon 2. for they shall suck out your soul and turn you into an action figure collecting nerd reading science-fiction books and acting like the characters in star wars with group role-playing.NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
PadawanOsswe
Oh thank God! its a prank site laugh.gif click here
Paranoid Android
Although the link on top of the original page - www.ucg.org.au is the Australian branch of the United Church of God (not to be mistaken for the Uniting Church, which is completely different)

NB: STOP READING UNLESS YOU WISH TO BE BORED WITH A LITTLE RELIGIOUS HISTORY....... The final paragraph is why I'm posting this, so if you wish to do so, you can skip to that paragraph.

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This religion has rather strange beliefs and ideals (IMO of course) based on the original teachings of Herbert W. Armstrong who created the Worldwide Church of God (WCG), before it changed its beliefs to more mainstream Christianity, and is a similar breakaway group to the Global Church of God (GCG), the Intercontinental Church of God (ICG), and a hundred other splinter groups.

I do not know the official church stance on specific matters, but I do know specific leaders within these groups condemn the Harry Potter books as evil. It would not surprise me to find out that there are those that condemn Star Wars too.

All the best,

PadawanOsswe
yeah it wouldnt suprise me either. but I'm just glad this is a prank site.
Rhomphaia
Okay, I am a Christian but man...That is some very fundementalist belief right there. I mean wow...It blows me away to think that there are some people out there that want to ruin everything else for the rest of us.
Do they not see this for what it is? It is entertainment...Well, that is the intent of the movie anyway...That and making money. I see no references to Satan or demons anywhere in Star Wars. These people need to extricate their craniums from their rectums and stop spouting fundementalist propaganda.
Neo2005
But i love R2 Demon 2.

eveningsky339
i agree star wars is evil the most vile thing on this eearth.if you loike star wasrs you r goingto die you evil monkye faced satan b****.ahahahaha
AliceCoopersGirl
OMG...that is so funny...love it... rofl.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Rhomphaia
I would tend to think that Wal Mart is the most vile, evil thing on this earth...but that is just me.
Redneck
That's got to be a prank. the dancing Jesus boxer shorts make it kind of obvious.
LosTSouL
WTF?
That was full of crap sleepy.gif
PadawanOsswe
QUOTE(Rhomphaia @ Jul 16 2005, 04:10 PM)
Okay, I am a Christian but man...That is some very fundementalist belief right there. I mean wow...It blows me away to think that there are some people out there that want to ruin everything else for the rest of us.
Do they not see this for what it is? It is entertainment...Well, that is the intent of the movie anyway...That and making money. I see no references to Satan or demons anywhere in Star Wars. These people need to extricate their craniums from their rectums and stop spouting fundementalist propaganda.
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did you read the other link I posted? cause you can put your fears to rest. it was a fake site, a prank site.

dont worry about humanity folks, IT IS A PRANK SITE! my bad, I thought it was real.still funny though laugh.gif
mystery-man
QUOTE(PadawanOsswe @ Jul 15 2005, 04:07 AM)
laugh.gif isnt it obvious? Starwars is EVIL! devil.gif click here
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That bit about 'Jesus is the Force' made me laugh. I didn't think light sabers where around in them days.
Elthrad
I think the funniest thing on that site was the banner on the side, that really made me laugh.
demolitionlover87
i myself am a christian too but i think the churches today are WAY too uptight. im sure God isnt 100% serious about everything. and im a pastors kid. my dad and i love star wars. that whole Star Wars is Evil sh** was just plain sad and funny all at the same time. glad it was fake that was just SAD.
Rhomphaia
Prank site sure, but what made me believe that it was real is that there is actually crap out there like this by people that really do believe that stuff.
Don't believe me? Go check out chick.com. This man's views are so distorted that he uses half-truths, junk science and out-right lies to get his point across.
Hoagy
I just had to scoop my intestines back in because I was laughing so hard laugh.gif

Please tell this site is a joke, it is right? blink.gif
pozexis
ROFLMAO
OneEye
I want a t-shirt...
Piney

I laughed until my intestines came out too. Follow the other link to the other pranks. The pro meat protest is even funnier w00t.gif and yes Walmart is evil especially to poor people angry.gif

lapi'che ni'tis

Undefined_innocence
huh.gif --- that was disturbing. And... funny.... .. hmmm
NME_locus
ah hahaha * rolling out of chair laughing hysterically, kick feet wildly while grabbing stomach because it starting to hurt because of the cramps I'm getting*
justcallmefox
PHEW!! thank goodness it was a prank site.
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